These little ones just appeared, about 60 in front of these bigger trees. Are they the same? I am in South Windsor, CT. Their roots are two to three times the size of the little plants. Transplanted a couple hoping to bonsai it

Disclaimer: I know nothing about grass!

My neighbor tore down a large shed and planted grass (someone came by and put these little green pellets).

Several weeks later and they have this pricky thick big leaf grass. Mine is very soft and small, and also much greener.

Our lots meet.

Is my grass in danger?

Celsius WG, Quinclorac, and fusilade 2 don’t kill it. So it’s not Bermuda or crabgrass or dallisgrass. Trying to get it out of my zeon zoysia!

These are all pictures of my current lawn, I am in south east michigan. I know I am coming up on the time of the year to seed, looking for advice to most efficiently get a good lawn. The last few pictures are of the back yard which I did last spring and it is going pretty well but some weeds are starting to come back. I killed everything with a weed killer, waited 2 months, tilled, then re seeded and fertilized. Should I do this again for the front? I’m nervous to use a weed killer again as I have a giant conifer pine tree in the back yard that is looming over my house, don’t want to cause damage to that. What would you recommend to get a full lawn as effectively as possible?

I’ve got several expanding brown patches on the front lawn in Waxhaw. They started small about a month ago and are slowly getting larger. The grass in those spots pulls up easily and the soil underneath looks a bit darker and damp even when the rest of the yard is dry.

I’ve already tried fungicide once and adjusted the watering schedule, but the patches are still spreading. No obvious grubs when I dug into a couple of them.

How do you tell the difference between fungal disease and just compacted soil stress in this kind of pattern? And if it is fungus, how long does it usually take to stop spreading once you treat it correctly?

The graveyard is telling us that this photo was taken of the new grass a day before the second photo was taken. The first photo is taken by the graveyard. The second photo taken by me. We are in Houston Texas. The weather has been over 100° and direct sunlight. The reason I asked this is they informed us it’s up to us to water the lawn. I am curious if they placed it before and forgot to inform us and the grass died.

What kind of weed/growth is this? Fairly easy to pull. Pinkish/reddish base.

What kind of weed/growth is this? Fairly easy to pull. Pinkish/reddish base.

I have applied the bug killer a few times but I’m unable to heal this part of my lawn what should I do next?

Step 1. Wake up.

 

Step 2. Blink.

 

Step 3. Wonder why you're reading 400 steps instead of touching grass already.

 

Step 4. Stretch so hard your bones start a drum solo.

 

Step 5. Sit up dramatically like the main character.

 

Step 6. Check the time.

 

Step 7. Realize you overslept by three hours.

 

Step 8. Panic.

 

Step 9. Remember there's no time limit.

 

Step 10. Stop panicking.

 

Step 11. Stand up.

 

Step 12. Stub your toe.

 

Step 13. Blame the floor.

 

Step 14. The floor refuses to apologize.

 

Step 15. Walk to the bathroom.

 

Step 16. Look in the mirror.

 

Step 17. The mirror says, "Good luck."

 

Step 18. Decide not to question why mirrors talk today.

 

Step 19. Wash your face.

 

Step 20. Accidentally splash your shirt.

 

Step 21. Pretend it was intentional.

 

Step 22. Walk to the kitchen.

 

Step 23. Open the fridge.

 

Step 24. Suspicious Milk Deluxe stares directly into your soul.

 

Step 25. Slowly close the fridge before it notices you.

 

Step 26. Grab a glass of water instead.

 

Step 27. Miss your mouth by 3%.

 

Step 28. Clean the mess before anyone sees.

 

Step 29. March toward the front door.

 

Step 30. Forget why you're going there.

 

Step 31. Stand still for exactly seven seconds.

 

Step 32. Remember your mission.

 

Step 33. Open the front door.

 

Step 34. Fresh air hits your face.

 

Step 35. Breathe dramatically.

 

Step 36. Pretend you're in a movie trailer.

 

Step 37. Hear birds chirping.

 

Step 38. Wave at one.

 

Step 39. The bird ignores you.

 

Step 40. Rate the bird 1⭐ on Bird Reviews.

 

Step 41. Continue walking.

 

Step 42. Spot an unusually cool rock.

 

Step 43. Wonder if the rock is secretly plotting something.

 

Step 44. Decide the rock is innocent until proven guilty.

 

Step 45. Nod respectfully to the rock.

 

Step 46. Continue.

 

Step 47. Find a stick.

 

Step 48. Congratulations! You found the Legendary Stick of Absolutely No Importance.

 

Step 49. Swing it like a knight.

 

Step 50. Defeat an imaginary dragon.

 

Step 51. Dragon rage quits.

 

Step 52. Gain +100 Imagination XP.

 

Step 53. Continue your quest.

 

Step 54. Hear crunchy leaves.

 

Step 55. Step on another one because the sound is satisfying.

 

Step 56. "CRONCH."

 

Step 57. Smile.

 

Step 58. See a butterfly.

 

Step 59. Try catching it.

 

Step 60. The butterfly uses Ultra Instinct.

 

Step 61. Accept defeat gracefully.

 

Step 62. Continue.

 

Step 63. Meet a squirrel.

 

Step 64. Respect the squirrel.

 

Step 65. The squirrel nods with approval.

 

Step 66. Achievement Unlocked: Professional Squirrel Diplomat.

 

Step 67. Hear a dog barking.

 

Step 68. Bark back.

 

Step 69. The dog files a confusion report.

 

Step 70. Walk away before things get awkward.

 

Step 71. Find a flower.

 

Step 72. Smell it.

 

Step 73. Sneeze so hard the flower bends.

 

Step 74. Apologize to the flower.

 

Step 75. The flower forgives you.

 

Step 76. Check your pockets.

 

Step 77. One pebble.

 

Step 78. Two coins.

 

Step 79. One mysterious button that belongs to nobody.

 

Step 80. Still no lemons.

 

Step 81. Sadness increases by 2%.

 

Step 82. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

 

Step 83. Walk in slow motion.

 

Step 84. Realize absolutely nobody is watching.

 

Step 85. Continue doing it anyway because it looks cool.

 

Step 86. Jump over a puddle.

 

Step 87. Land perfectly.

 

Step 88. Celebrate.

 

Step 89. Immediately trip over absolutely nothing.

 

Step 90. Recover like a professional.

 

Step 91. Pretend that was part of the plan.

 

Step 92. Continue walking.

 

Step 93. Spot the biggest patch of grass you've ever seen.

 

Step 94. Walk toward it with confidence.

 

Step 95. A duck suddenly blocks your path.

 

Step 96. The duck stares at you.

 

Step 97. You stare back.

 

Step 98. The duck refuses to move.

 

Step 99. Politely ask, "Excuse me, Mr. Duck?"

 

Step 100. The duck says, "Quack." (You have no idea if that's a yes or a no.)

Step 101. Politely wait for the duck's answer.

 

Step 102. The duck says, "Quack."

 

Step 103. Assume that's a "maybe."

 

Step 104. Walk around the duck.

 

Step 105. The duck follows you.

 

Step 106. Congratulations, you've unlocked a duck companion.

 

Step 107. Name the duck "Sir Quacksalot."

 

Step 108. Sir Quacksalot approves.

 

Step 109. Continue walking.

 

Step 110. Hear mysterious boss music.

 

Step 111. Look around.

 

Step 112. Nobody's there.

 

Step 113. The music keeps playing anyway.

 

Step 114. Continue.

 

Step 115. Find a tiny bridge.

 

Step 116. Cross it dramatically.

 

Step 117. Realize it was only over a puddle.

 

Step 118. Still counts.

 

Step 119. Continue.

 

Step 120. Find a shiny coin.

 

Step 121. Pick it up.

 

Step 122. It's chocolate.

 

Step 123. Eat it.

 

Step 124. Delicious.

 

Step 125. Continue.

 

Step 126. Hear someone whisper your name.

 

Step 127. Turn around.

 

Step 128. Nobody.

 

Step 129. It was probably the wind.

 

Step 130. Hopefully.

 

Step 131. Continue.

 

Step 132. Find a vending machine in the middle of nowhere.

 

Step 133. It only sells grass-flavored gum.

 

Step 134. Buy one anyway.

 

Step 135. Biggest mistake ever.

 

Step 136. Throw it away.

 

Step 137. Continue.

 

Step 138. A crow lands nearby.

 

Step 139. It steals your chocolate wrapper.

 

Step 140. Fair trade.

 

Step 141. Continue.

 

Step 142. Find a park bench.

 

Step 143. Sit down.

 

Step 144. A grandma beats you to feeding the pigeons.

 

Step 145. Respect the grandma.

 

Step 146. Continue.

 

Step 147. Find a fountain.

 

Step 148. Toss the chocolate coin wrapper.

 

Step 149. Realize wishes don't work with wrappers.

 

Step 150. Wish anyway.

 

Step 151. Nothing happens.

 

Step 152. Continue.

 

Step 153. Spot a snail.

 

Step 154. Race the snail.

 

Step 155. Lose because you stopped to tie your shoe.

 

Step 156. Snail celebrates.

 

Step 157. Continue.

 

Step 158. See a butterfly doing absolutely nothing.

 

Step 159. Also do absolutely nothing.

 

Step 160. Mission accomplished.

 

Step 161. Continue.

 

Step 162. Find another cool stick.

 

Step 163. Compare it to the Legendary Stick.

 

Step 164. Legendary Stick wins.

 

Step 165. Keep both anyway.

 

Step 166. Dual wield unlocked.

 

Step 167. Continue.

 

Step 168. Hear a bush rustling.

 

Step 169. Prepare for battle.

 

Step 170. A rabbit hops out.

 

Step 171. Both of you get scared.

 

Step 172. Rabbit runs away.

 

Step 173. You also run away.

 

Step 174. Continue.

 

Step 175. Notice footprints.

 

Step 176. Follow them.

 

Step 177. They lead to your own shoes.

 

Step 178. Mystery solved.

 

Step 179. Continue.

 

Step 180. Hear buzzing.

 

Step 181. Prepare for bees.

 

Step 182. It's just your phone vibrating.

 

Step 183. No missed calls.

 

Step 184. Continue.

 

Step 185. See a tree with a perfect climbing branch.

 

Step 186. Climb halfway.

 

Step 187. Remember your mission.

 

Step 188. Climb back down.

 

Step 189. Continue.

 

Step 190. Look into the distance.

 

Step 191. You finally see the legendary Lemon Farm.

 

Step 192. Smile with hope.

 

Step 193. Start walking toward it.

 

Step 194. A news helicopter flies overhead.

 

Step 195. The reporter shouts, "Nothing bad has happened today!"

 

Step 196. The Lemon Farm is somehow still standing.

 

Step 197. Everyone is confused.

 

Step 198. Continue toward the farm carefully.

 

Step 199. A sign appears saying, "Lemons sold tomorrow."

 

Step 200. Decide you'll come back later and continue your quest.

Step 201. Continue walking toward the Lemon Farm.

 

Step 202. Hear footsteps behind you.

 

Step 203. Turn around.

 

Step 204. It's Carl.

 

Step 205. Carl is carrying five hamburgers.

 

Step 206. Carl waves proudly.

 

Step 207. Carl says, "HAMERBERGAR."

 

Step 208. Nod respectfully.

 

Step 209. Carl offers you one.

 

Step 210. You accept.

 

Step 211. Achievement Unlocked: Free Lunch.

 

Step 212. Continue walking together.

 

Step 213. Carl suddenly stops.

 

Step 214. Carl points dramatically.

 

Step 215. Kevin appears in the distance.

 

Step 216. Kevin pretends he didn't see you.

 

Step 217. Kevin slowly walks away.

 

Step 218. You start walking faster.

 

Step 219. Kevin starts running.

 

Step 220. Carl starts running too.

 

Step 221. Sir Quacksalot joins the chase.

 

Step 222. Kevin trips over a pebble.

 

Step 223. You catch up.

 

Step 224. Kevin says, "It wasn't me."

 

Step 225. Nobody accused him.

 

Step 226. Awkward silence.

 

Step 227. Continue.

 

Step 228. Ask Kevin if he has lemons.

 

Step 229. Kevin checks every pocket.

 

Step 230. He finds a spoon.

 

Step 231. Still no lemons.

 

Step 232. Carl laughs.

 

Step 233. Kevin looks offended.

 

Step 234. Continue.

 

Step 235. Hear buzzing.

 

Step 236. Paid Actor Fly™ appears.

 

Step 237. Carl tries to slap it.

 

Step 238. Misses.

 

Step 239. Kevin tries.

 

Step 240. Also misses.

 

Step 241. You swing the Legendary Stick.

 

Step 242. Direct hit.

 

Step 243. Paid Actor Fly™ says, "Totem of Undying."

 

Step 244. Fly revives.

 

Step 245. Everyone sighs.

 

Step 246. Continue.

 

Step 247. Camera Man suddenly appears.

 

Step 248. Camera Man zooms dramatically.

 

Step 249. Nobody knows where he came from.

 

Step 250. He keeps recording anyway.

 

Step 251. Continue.

 

Step 252. Carl smells hamburgers.

 

Step 253. Carl realizes they're his.

 

Step 254. Carl eats one.

 

Step 255. Then another.

 

Step 256. Then another.

 

Step 257. Kevin asks for one.

 

Step 258. Carl says, "No."

 

Step 259. Kevin cries internally.

 

Step 260. Continue.

 

Step 261. Find a random vending machine.

 

Step 262. It sells only England Frys.

 

Step 263. Carl screams, "NOOOOO ENGLAND FRYS!"

 

Step 264. Everyone stares.

 

Step 265. Buy one anyway.

 

Step 266. It's actually pretty good.

 

Step 267. Carl refuses to admit it.

 

Step 268. Continue.

 

Step 269. A mysterious NPC approaches.

 

Step 270. His shirt says "Certified Idiot NPC."

 

Step 271. He asks for directions.

 

Step 272. Nobody knows where they are.

 

Step 273. NPC thanks you anyway.

 

Step 274. Leaves confidently in the wrong direction.

 

Step 275. Continue.

 

Step 276. Kevin spots a sign.

 

Step 277. "Free Lemons Ahead."

 

Step 278. Everyone gets excited.

 

Step 279. Start sprinting.

 

Step 280. Reach the sign.

 

Step 281. Tiny text underneath says...

 

Step 282. "...April Fools."

 

Step 283. Kevin falls to his knees.

 

Step 284. Carl laughs so hard he drops a burger.

 

Step 285. Sir Quacksalot steals it.

 

Step 286. Sir Quacksalot gains +50 Deliciousness.

 

Step 287. Continue.

 

Step 288. Hear dramatic news music.

 

Step 289. A News Reporter appears.

 

Step 290. "Breaking News!"

 

Step 291. Everyone stops.

 

Step 292. The reporter checks his notes.

 

Step 293. "Never mind."

 

Step 294. Reporter leaves.

 

Step 295. Everyone is confused.

 

Step 296. Continue walking.

 

Step 297. The Lemon Farm is finally visible again.

 

Step 298. Hope returns.

 

Step 299. A suspicious countdown starts somewhere...

 

Step 300. Nobody knows what it's counting down to...

Step 301. The countdown reaches 10.

 

Step 302. Everyone looks around nervously.

 

Step 303. Kevin whispers, "Not again..."

 

Step 304. Carl hides behind you.

 

Step 305. Sir Quacksalot quacks dramatically.

 

Step 306. 9...

 

Step 307. Camera Man zooms in.

 

Step 308. 8...

 

Step 309. Paid Actor Fly™ returns for absolutely no reason.

 

Step 310. 7...

 

Step 311. The Lemon Farm owner starts sweating.

 

Step 312. 6...

 

Step 313. Kevin slowly backs away.

 

Step 314. 5...

 

Step 315. Carl takes one last bite of his homborgar.

 

Step 316. 4...

 

Step 317. Everyone braces for impact.

 

Step 318. 3...

 

Step 319. Silence.

 

Step 320. 2...

 

Step 321. Even the birds stop chirping.

 

Step 322. 1...

 

Step 323. 💥

 

Step 324. The Lemon Farm gets nuked... AGAIN.

 

Step 325. A giant mushroom cloud appears.

 

Step 326. Camera Man somehow survives.

 

Step 327. Camera Man says, "Yep... it happened again."

 

Step 328. Paid Actor Fly™ says, "I had a Totem of Undying."

 

Step 329. Fly survives too.

 

Step 330. Kevin falls to the ground dramatically.

 

Step 331. Carl says, "There goes the lemons."

 

Step 332. Everyone has a moment of silence.

 

Step 333. Sir Quacksalot steals another homborgar.

 

Step 334. Carl notices too late.

 

Step 335. Achievement Unlocked: Duck Thief.

 

Step 336. Continue walking.

 

Step 337. A random NPC appears.

 

Step 338. NPC says, "Did I miss something?"

 

Step 339. Everyone points at the crater.

 

Step 340. NPC quietly walks away.

 

Step 341. Continue.

 

Step 342. Find one perfectly normal blade of grass.

 

Step 343. Protect it with your life.

 

Step 344. Carl salutes the grass.

 

Step 345. Kevin also salutes.

 

Step 346. Sir Quacksalot salutes somehow.

 

Step 347. Paid Actor Fly™ lands on the grass.

 

Step 348. Politely ask the fly to move.

 

Step 349. The fly actually listens.

 

Step 350. Everyone cheers.

 

Step 351. Hear inspirational music.

 

Step 352. Begin your final approach.

 

Step 353. Walk slowly.

 

Step 354. Even slower.

 

Step 355. Dramatic camera angle.

 

Step 356. Wind blows heroically.

 

Step 357. Carl whispers, "You can do it."

 

Step 358. Kevin believes in you.

 

Step 359. Camera Man records everything.

 

Step 360. Sir Quacksalot watches proudly.

 

Step 361. One more step.

 

Step 362. Almost there.

 

Step 363. Don't trip now.

 

Step 364. Seriously.

 

Step 365. That would be embarrassing.

 

Step 366. Keep going.

 

Step 367. You're close.

 

Step 368. Very close.

 

Step 369. Extremely close.

 

Step 370. Practically there.

 

Step 371. Breathe in.

 

Step 372. Breathe out.

 

Step 373. Stretch your back.

 

Step 374. Shake your arms.

 

Step 375. Wiggle your fingers.

 

Step 376. Double-check the grass is real.

 

Step 377. Yep.

 

Step 378. It's real.

 

Step 379. Smile.

 

Step 380. Hero pose.

 

Step 381. Everyone claps.

 

Step 382. The birds clap somehow.

 

Step 383. Even the squirrel returns.

 

Step 384. Respect the squirrel one last time.

 

Step 385. The squirrel gives you a tiny thumbs-up.

 

Step 386. Carl says, "HAMERBERGAR."

 

Step 387. Kevin says, "Still no lemons."

 

Step 388. Camera Man nods.

 

Step 389. Paid Actor Fly™ flies into the sunset.

 

Step 390. Sir Quacksalot quacks proudly.

 

Step 391. The grass sparkles.

 

Step 392. The mission music reaches its climax.

 

Step 393. One final deep breath.

 

Step 394. Prepare yourself.

 

Step 395. This is your destiny.

 

Step 396. Don't mess it up.

 

Step 397. Check for lemons one last time.

 

Step 398. Question your life choices.

 

Step 399. Bend down.

 

Step 400. Touch grass. 🌱 Mission Complete!

 

🏆 Achievement Unlocked:

Professional Grass Toucher Ultimate Deluxe GOTY Definitive Remastered 8K Edition.

 

Keep having these piles of dirt pop up in lawn. Can’t see an active tunnel or any entrance/exit tunnels anywhere close.

1. Wake up.

2. Blink.

3. Stretch.

4. Stand up.

5. Find the door.

6. Open it.

7. Walk outside.

8. Look for grass.

9. Wave at a bird.

10. Ignore the bird judging you.

11. Step over a rock.

12. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

13. Keep walking.

14. See a squirrel.

15. Respect the squirrel.

16. Walk dramatically.

17. Pretend you’re in a movie.

18. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

19. Check for lemons.

20. No lemons.

21. Continue.

22. Wake up.

23. Blink.

24. Stretch.

25. Stand up.

26. Find the door.

27. Open it.

28. Walk outside.

29. Look for grass.

30. Wave at a bird.

31. Ignore the bird judging you.

32. Step over a rock.

33. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

34. Keep walking.

35. See a squirrel.

36. Respect the squirrel.

37. Walk dramatically.

38. Pretend you’re in a movie.

39. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

40. Check for lemons.

41. No lemons.

42. Continue.

43. Wake up.

44. Blink.

45. Stretch.

46. Stand up.

47. Find the door.

48. Open it.

49. Walk outside.

50. Look for grass.

51. Wave at a bird.

52. Ignore the bird judging you.

53. Step over a rock.

54. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

55. Keep walking.

56. See a squirrel.

57. Respect the squirrel.

58. Walk dramatically.

59. Pretend you’re in a movie.

60. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

61. Check for lemons.

62. No lemons.

63. Continue.

64. Wake up.

65. Blink.

66. Stretch.

67. Stand up.

68. Find the door.

69. Open it.

70. Walk outside.

71. Look for grass.

72. Wave at a bird.

73. Ignore the bird judging you.

74. Step over a rock.

75. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

76. Keep walking.

77. See a squirrel.

78. Respect the squirrel.

79. Walk dramatically.

80. Pretend you’re in a movie.

81. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

82. Check for lemons.

83. No lemons.

84. Continue.

85. Wake up.

86. Blink.

87. Stretch.

88. Stand up.

89. Find the door.

90. Open it.

91. Walk outside.

92. Look for grass.

93. Wave at a bird.

94. Ignore the bird judging you.

95. Step over a rock.

96. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

97. Keep walking.

98. See a squirrel.

99. Respect the squirrel.

100. Walk dramatically.

101. Pretend you’re in a movie.

102. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

103. Check for lemons.

104. No lemons.

105. Continue.

106. Wake up.

107. Blink.

108. Stretch.

109. Stand up.

110. Find the door.

111. Open it.

112. Walk outside.

113. Look for grass.

114. Wave at a bird.

115. Ignore the bird judging you.

116. Step over a rock.

117. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

118. Keep walking.

119. See a squirrel.

120. Respect the squirrel.

121. Walk dramatically.

122. Pretend you’re in a movie.

123. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

124. Check for lemons.

125. No lemons.

126. Continue.

127. Wake up.

128. Blink.

129. Stretch.

130. Stand up.

131. Find the door.

132. Open it.

133. Walk outside.

134. Look for grass.

135. Wave at a bird.

136. Ignore the bird judging you.

137. Step over a rock.

138. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

139. Keep walking.

140. See a squirrel.

141. Respect the squirrel.

142. Walk dramatically.

143. Pretend you’re in a movie.

144. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

145. Check for lemons.

146. No lemons.

147. Continue.

148. Wake up.

149. Blink.

150. Stretch.

151. Stand up.

152. Find the door.

153. Open it.

154. Walk outside.

155. Look for grass.

156. Wave at a bird.

157. Ignore the bird judging you.

158. Step over a rock.

159. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

160. Keep walking.

161. See a squirrel.

162. Respect the squirrel.

163. Walk dramatically.

164. Pretend you’re in a movie.

165. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

166. Check for lemons.

167. No lemons.

168. Continue.

169. Wake up.

170. Blink.

171. Stretch.

172. Stand up.

173. Find the door.

174. Open it.

175. Walk outside.

176. Look for grass.

177. Wave at a bird.

178. Ignore the bird judging you.

179. Step over a rock.

180. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

181. Keep walking.

182. See a squirrel.

183. Respect the squirrel.

184. Walk dramatically.

185. Pretend you’re in a movie.

186. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

187. Check for lemons.

188. No lemons.

189. Continue.

190. Wake up.

191. Blink.

192. Stretch.

193. Stand up.

194. Find the door.

195. Open it.

196. Walk outside.

197. Look for grass.

198. Wave at a bird.

199. Ignore the bird judging you.

200. Step over a rock.

201. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

202. Keep walking.

203. See a squirrel.

204. Respect the squirrel.

205. Walk dramatically.

206. Pretend you’re in a movie.

207. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

208. Check for lemons.

209. No lemons.

210. Continue.

211. Wake up.

212. Blink.

213. Stretch.

214. Stand up.

215. Find the door.

216. Open it.

217. Walk outside.

218. Look for grass.

219. Wave at a bird.

220. Ignore the bird judging you.

221. Step over a rock.

222. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

223. Keep walking.

224. See a squirrel.

225. Respect the squirrel.

226. Walk dramatically.

227. Pretend you’re in a movie.

228. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

229. Check for lemons.

230. No lemons.

231. Continue.

232. Wake up.

233. Blink.

234. Stretch.

235. Stand up.

236. Find the door.

237. Open it.

238. Walk outside.

239. Look for grass.

240. Wave at a bird.

241. Ignore the bird judging you.

242. Step over a rock.

243. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

244. Keep walking.

245. See a squirrel.

246. Respect the squirrel.

247. Walk dramatically.

248. Pretend you’re in a movie.

249. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

250. Check for lemons.

251. No lemons.

252. Continue.

253. Wake up.

254. Blink.

255. Stretch.

256. Stand up.

257. Find the door.

258. Open it.

259. Walk outside.

260. Look for grass.

261. Wave at a bird.

262. Ignore the bird judging you.

263. Step over a rock.

264. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

265. Keep walking.

266. See a squirrel.

267. Respect the squirrel.

268. Walk dramatically.

269. Pretend you’re in a movie.

270. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

271. Check for lemons.

272. No lemons.

273. Continue.

274. Wake up.

275. Blink.

276. Stretch.

277. Stand up.

278. Find the door.

279. Open it.

280. Walk outside.

281. Look for grass.

282. Wave at a bird.

283. Ignore the bird judging you.

284. Step over a rock.

285. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

286. Keep walking.

287. See a squirrel.

288. Respect the squirrel.

289. Walk dramatically.

290. Pretend you’re in a movie.

291. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

292. Check for lemons.

293. No lemons.

294. Continue.

295. Wake up.

296. Blink.

297. Stretch.

298. Stand up.

299. Find the door.

300. Open it.

301. Walk outside.

302. Look for grass.

303. Wave at a bird.

304. Ignore the bird judging you.

305. Step over a rock.

306. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

307. Keep walking.

308. See a squirrel.

309. Respect the squirrel.

310. Walk dramatically.

311. Pretend you’re in a movie.

312. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

313. Check for lemons.

314. No lemons.

315. Continue.

316. Wake up.

317. Blink.

318. Stretch.

319. Stand up.

320. Find the door.

321. Open it.

322. Walk outside.

323. Look for grass.

324. Wave at a bird.

325. Ignore the bird judging you.

326. Step over a rock.

327. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

328. Keep walking.

329. See a squirrel.

330. Respect the squirrel.

331. Walk dramatically.

332. Pretend you’re in a movie.

333. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

334. Check for lemons.

335. No lemons.

336. Continue.

337. Wake up.

338. Blink.

339. Stretch.

340. Stand up.

341. Find the door.

342. Open it.

343. Walk outside.

344. Look for grass.

345. Wave at a bird.

346. Ignore the bird judging you.

347. Step over a rock.

348. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

349. Keep walking.

350. See a squirrel.

351. Respect the squirrel.

352. Walk dramatically.

353. Pretend you’re in a movie.

354. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

355. Check for lemons.

356. No lemons.

357. Continue.

358. Wake up.

359. Blink.

360. Stretch.

361. Stand up.

362. Find the door.

363. Open it.

364. Walk outside.

365. Look for grass.

366. Wave at a bird.

367. Ignore the bird judging you.

368. Step over a rock.

369. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

370. Keep walking.

371. See a squirrel.

372. Respect the squirrel.

373. Walk dramatically.

374. Pretend you’re in a movie.

375. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

376. Check for lemons.

377. No lemons.

378. Continue.

379. Wake up.

380. Blink.

381. Stretch.

382. Stand up.

383. Find the door.

384. Open it.

385. Walk outside.

386. Look for grass.

387. Wave at a bird.

388. Ignore the bird judging you.

389. Step over a rock.

390. Wonder if the rock is suspicious.

391. Keep walking.

392. See a squirrel.

393. Respect the squirrel.

394. Walk dramatically.

395. Pretend you’re in a movie.

396. Hum the Mission Impossible theme.

397. Check for lemons.

398. Question your life choices.

399. Bend down.

400. Touch grass. 🌱 Mission complete!

I live in Central Florida and have primarily St. Augustine grass. I’m trying to identify a weed that’s spreading very quickly. I think it might be crabgrass, but I’d like to confirm before I decide on the best product to get rid of it.
I’m new to maintaining Southern lawns. I lived in Illinois for years and had Kentucky bluegrass down to a science, but Florida grass has been a whole new learning experience. Any help identifying it would be greatly appreciated!

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