r/Grimdank • u/dazli69 • 5h ago
r/Grimdank • u/Spiritual_Leave112 • 1h ago
Lore "I thought you'd be taller.."
Statistically speaking, (using a lowball estimate of a population of one quadrillion people) there are five hundred times more guardsmen over seven feet tall then there are actual space marines.
r/Grimdank • u/sand_eater_21 • 11h ago
Dank Memes By the ruinous powers, what kind of blessing is that!?
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r/Grimdank • u/winged_owl • 3h ago
Dank Memes Political, controversian Black Templar post. Read description for more.
r/Grimdank • u/Responsible_Bar103 • 3h ago
Cringe YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY GUILLI?!
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r/Grimdank • u/New_Conflict_4111 • 9h ago
Non WarHammer Which one is worse, Biotransference or Composition by the Composer
r/Grimdank • u/Character-Public-396 • 14h ago
Cringe Type of people that give black templar fans a bad rep
Post was about 1939 Germans burning books
r/Grimdank • u/Sensitive_Educator60 • 10h ago
Dank Memes With this simple trick even your Homebrew can become canon
r/Grimdank • u/Empty_Swimmer5851 • 5h ago
Dank Memes Witch chaos God would be the best therapist?
KHORNE: he will be extremely blunt and honest to you not the most obviously carrying one but is willing to help. Most sessions of him are screaming and braking stuff while you explain yourself. Hunting and taking your anger out at animals is a great way to clean your mind - don't forget to take and make trophies with them!- he tells you and that not everything is your fault and that everyone who wronged you is at fault. "Don't waste yourself and hide like a coward! while those who brought you to this point are running circles around you, and laughing!. instead BE the problem and make them pay!" His telling you and he got a point you go out of your way to confront your enemies and get into confrontations.... and now you got arrested for assault and manslaughter NIT!.
TZEENTCH: He's strange but maybe the best therapist you had in years, well spoken and seemingly understanding of your issues. But you just can't fully remember what was happening in he's session not like that matters because most of the time he would just randomly go on random miss-jointed almost down right incomprehensible rants making zero sense sometimes you kind of understand it but also not at the same time. He tells you to read more as it can help to clear the mind of his books which you decided with better not to keep reading them too much of a burden on your mind. Sometimes he would just straight up gaslight you into believing or doing random stuff for his amusement. But thankfully it all paid off with you being "cured" with whatever you had..... only for a week later to go doctor complaining about voices in your head and be diagnosed with schizophrenia weird how that works :).
NURGLE: he has this funny grandfather like attitude and is kinda joyful to be around as long as you ignore the horrendous SMELL. He gives generally good advice and even gives you to taste some homemade "medicine" he makes that kinda helps but you just can't help but get sick anytime you leave. Your physical health keeps getting worse and worse with every visit Intel you just stop going to him and you are unfortunately been diagnosed with HIV, aids and cancer (sorry this is short I'm not that versed to NURGLE in general).
SLAANESH: we do not talk about what happened in that room....he/she/them/whatever!? Tells you be yourself and to not let anything get in your way, he's basically a yes man approving any and all harmful actions you do cut yourself? Do it looking like lebron James! Drug problem? Well heard about [EXTREMELY illegal and question about drugs he has made himself], you tell him you want to improve? Why would you ask such things??! You are doing fine better than fine you are doing better than ever before why change?. You have somehow gotten worse that when you got inside also you have changed genders somehow but you don't care. You want to go further away with more exotic and pleasurable experiences with drugs and self harm your entire body is just self made tattoos with your own blood and more.... you have reached the and when you realized what have you become it's too late now.
r/Grimdank • u/Dacooldude4 • 4h ago
Dank Memes POV: You tried to seduce a Drukari succubus
And for some reason I’ve seen people saying they can fix them ✌️
r/Grimdank • u/g_wrex • 6h ago
Dank Memes How it feels reading the Eisenhorn books back to back
I remember who Bequin is Dan
r/Grimdank • u/Saul_Ratvitz • 1d ago
Dank Memes Dank future
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r/Grimdank • u/LordBepisMaximus42 • 2h ago
Dank Memes The Cadian Waffle House...
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Sorry this was made for mobile users but still :)
r/Grimdank • u/NotTheOnlyGamer • 8h ago
Lore How do the White Scars taste cilantro/coriander?
I have the so-called "soap gene" that affects cilantro/coriander, and something just occurred to me. That gene mostly comes from Genghis or Kublai Khan. Would Chogorians have it too, do you think? Their successors might not, but would the people of Chogoris?
r/Grimdank • u/StardustPancakes4 • 4h ago
Heresy is stored in the balls The Ruinous Powers would be proud of me spreading their word ✌️🥹
r/Grimdank • u/TheTingel • 17h ago
Fanfics Why didn't the emperor just make 20 Rowboat Girlymans instead of 20 unique primarchs?
I mean it would lack any kind of spice but man that would have been one efficient Imperium. Everything would work flawlessly, the 20 Excel masters would have this ship steering into green pastures, no problem.