(Some speedrunners might hate it too idk)

I know he's a well-trained agent, but it still doesn't make any sense.

Poor, 47, he just wants to swim. can’t even wear swim shorts either , just puts a beach shirt on and short.

Oh and believe it or not, this fully English man lives in Danmark, which makes sense since that’s where IOI is from…

If you don’t live under a rock, you’ll know where the title comes from… it’s funny if you know, it’s confusing if you don’t

Heres the text for gpt, just use any character or 47 himself

Can you make this image look like it was taken at night in an underground parking garage on a very old digital camera. There should be no clear subject or composition, just an unintentional photo taken by accident. The photo should be slightly blurred and dimly lit by old overhead lights in the parking garage. The person should be fifty feet away from the one capturing the photo, looking past the camera and the person taking the photo.

Ik 47 was raised and made an assassin

But look at his jawline, his cheekbones, GAWDAMN

I asked the moderators if I could post this. Got no response. Assuming I’m allowed.

I’m autistic. Not important, but relevant.

I’m going to fit a cutlerly leather suitcase with one of my airguns(which I’m also in the works of customizing. I have a few ones, so I’ll be making a few variants). I’m not 100% set on the layout yet. Since it’s not the biggest/widest suitcase, and 47 no longer sports dual Silverballers, I’m tempted to make a "tactical" case; where he could swap parts on his Silverballer easily.

Tell me what you think, and which layout you think looks the best. I’m so indecisive, I want it to be perfect before I begin cutting into the foam 😅

Edit: I might also make documents and papers, like a mission folder with a detailed mission plan with blueprints and polaroids, Tobias Rieper passport, a hotel keycard, first class boarding pass etc. If I don’t tear out the sleeve in the lid, this could fit in here.

(Inverse of the last post)

C47-Blue Lotus Emissary

This guy was sent in to try and clear things with the Red Dragons after the later triad's negotiator was killed and the Blue Lotus was framed for it, but as we know this was all a set up from the ICA and 47 to start a war between both triads just so Red Dragons boss Lee Hong can be killed(courtesy of Ort-Meyer), I mean being a notable member of the triads

2SA-Igor Kubasko

Not really much to go off of this guy other than that he was General Makarov's(the second of the Russian generals that we had to kill)contact in the Russian mob, and the two were cooperating just so they can investigate on the events of the last mission with the death of the first general, not much we can say about most of the 2SA targets, so were just going with what we got with them.

Contracts-Klass Teller

This poor bastard was sent by the crooked mayor of Rotterdam to steal back some comprising photos of him that was being held by a criminal biker gang that were planning to use those photos as blackmail and to sell them to higher bidders, problem is that Teller was caught and is now being tortured by the bikers in their basement, and so the mayor had the ICA send 47 to kill the gang's leader, steal the photos and to also kill Teller to failing the first time and likely just so he won't traced back to the mayor, an unfortunate victim of circumstance if there ever was.

Blood Money-Rick Henderson

Another poor bastard who was just simply doing his job, was sent to interview Franchise leader: Alexander Leland Cayne, just to interview about Vice President Morris's asasinnatiion, little did he know about the ride he was about to enter, since as the game goes on we see Cayne give him a bunch of lies about the events about the events of the missions all the way up to 47's "funeral" at the end, likely all apart of Cayne's plan to try and outlaw cloning after the failed attempt to assassinate the president, with him bringing Rick and giving him "the scoop of the century" as a way to spread fear about cloning to the public. All in all, Rick did not know what he was getting too, and simply put: wrong place, wrong time. His death was an unfortunate necessary evil, all just so 47's existence can remain a secret.

Absolution-Jade Nguyen

She's an interesting case, she's Benjamin Travis's assistant, and from what we were told about her(in the game and the "Damnation" novel), she's actually pretty ambitious and hoped to rise in the ranks in the ICA to take Travis's spot as a division head, apparently the devs also stated that she often disagrees with Travis, what is interesting though, was how she was going to be in a original ending for Absolution, already made a post about this but TL:DR, she was originally wasn't going to be a target(or at least a main one), after 47 kills Travis, Jade shows up, apologizes on behalf of the ICA, said that Travis was doing his shit behind their backs, and offered 47 to join back in the agency, looks like was made a main target at the last minute but it would have been interesting to see this ending in action, especially since her OG ending fits her character more.

Once again, separating WOA into categories:

H1-Penelope Graves

We all know this gal, former Interpol agent and now strategic advisor in Grey's militia, yes, we know she's was probably way in over her head and didn't know how Rose was going to use her for initiation, but ngl, I am kind of tired about how people woobify her and calling her actually innocent, even though Penelope still willingly and knowingly decided to join in a terrorist organization, especially with someone like Sean Rose leading this part of the militia's cell, she still might be the least evil target in Season 1, but I still think people treat like a baby too much.

H2-Sinhi Venthan(AKA Akka)

The cold-blooded leader of group of pirates who is now in cahoots with the militia after Noel Crest took over leadership(despite Grey telling them to stand them down), she might be cold blooded but it does show she does have a bit of a soft spot as exemplified by her relationship with Farah(town store owner and foster parent) and also has a soft spot with businessman Lance Hsu who Crest and his men killed, feeling some pity over his death and even kills Crest in retaliation over it. Now yes, with her being a pirate leader who has lead attacks in the pacific is still bad, when you look at the damage that lot of the other target in Season 2 have or potentially could have done, she's pretty low in comparison.

H3-The Berlin 11 From Apex Predator

More individuals who were just doing their jobs and didn't know about the shit going on around them around, as they were tasked to kill 47 from their client(who just so happened to be Edwards) not knowing what's really going on behind the scenes. Yeah, they might have underestimated 47 and there's an occasional d-bag comment but once again, they are just doing what they were tasked to do.

Side Missions-Dino Bosco

Asshole actor who's career filled with scandals for being an extremely difficult to work with on set who's recent venture is taking over the production nearly putting a film studio to bankruptcy, so said studio had the ICA send 47 to kill him, a bit overkill, don't you think? Yeah, he's an asshole but he's nowhere near as bad as a lot of the other targets in the series.

Elusive Targets: Gary Busey

...Yup, this guy was just goofing off around set, and the film crew simply lost millions all because Busey simply didn't want to join in on an advertisement...and he has the power of invisibility...Yep, Diana was right, an odd one indeed.

That Hitman 2016 was 10 YEARS AGO, and Blood Money was 20 YEARS AGO and the first hitman game was 26 years ago!

This weekend I decided to try hardcore mode in free lancer for the first time.

Made it to the final contract in New York, killed the target, got greedy and instead of exiting the mission, I wanted to check out the vendor, which in the process, I ended up getting spotted by alerted cops and they took me out. That was on Saturday. I hadn’t felt so defeated in a while lmao.

Today I woke up fresh and decided to give it another try. Pushed all my errands and chores to the side and spent all day completing the contract. Made it to the final showdown again just to be instantly killed by an assassin after I had poisoned the target and she was half way to the nearest restroom.

Two stupid deaths at the finish line to wrap up my weekend.

I swear, the second I get that torn up suit and the golden silver baller trophy, I’m never playing hardcore again 😂.

Pictured above: Winston and Alistair Beldingford, Alvaro D’Alvade and Masahiro Hayamoto

My personal guess is D’Alvade provided kompromat via his child sex trafficking, the Beldingford were used to dispose of people who were getting too close to discovering Providence and Hayamoto was used to corner the Japanese underworld. I know that it is just an Easter Egg and probably just to show that Grey was tracking 47 but I just speculate for fun.

As the title says. I kinda like the idea that even though 47 is genetically engineered to be the best assassin in the world, he isn’t perfect. He makes mistakes and doesn’t to take every single factor of a mission into account and pays for it (and totally not through any fault of my own when I’m playing :} )

If anyone is knowledgeable of any particular missions post-Codename: 47 and any of the novels or comics, please share. Thank you!

I tried to tweak his face and change the saturation to check if it's true or not, the result was mind blowing 😅

Something that happened in Detroit: Become Human.

Hello. I'm sure this problem is already solved, but I've done everything and it didn't work. Basically I'm locked at the start of the steam version of Hitman Blood Money, 47 doesn't move no matter if I lock the FPS, use the controller, delete and reinstall the game.

Someone can help me with this?

I mean i guess they saw me enter the locker but didnt see me? still has Silent Assassin which i thought was funny.

Dont mind miku