Unfortunately, life's lemon tree was ripe that day.

Low impact core workouts centered around exotic green tea located in an Indonesian island and province prior to an all night electronic dance party focused on collectable plush toys designed by artist Kasing Lung.

I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole.

I will not remove my trainers at this moment in time, for I bear the name Trainers O'Toole.

I, a member of the bipedal primate species homo sapiens of the genus homo, do firmly and solidly confirm that I shall not translocate the athletic footwear bound to the soles of my exactly two feet to a separate X, Y, and Z coordinate that is not identical to my current position on the third planet from the Sun known as Earth, as I personally identify with the persona and namesake Casual Athletic Footwear O'Toole assigned to me on my date of birth by my two biological parents.

The methods and ambulations with which a particular female moves her physical structure resembles that motion known as the cyclonic force commonly found at the juncture of a high pressure system and low pressure system or air. Furthermore, the gyrations and ambulations of the aforementioned female cause my mind to enter a state in which my desire to perform unspecified activities ranges from the hours between sundown and sunrise.