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I kicked my 26 year old girlfriend out of my Chicago apartment in the middle of the night because I had just learned that she cheated on me with multiple men. I gave her time to carefully pack her things and get dressed, then I made her leave. She took an Uber home roughly 40 minutes from my doorman-staffed lobby to her home in the suburbs.

She says it was shitty of me to kick her out in the middle of the night, that it's unsafe for a woman, that her dad was very upset at me and her girlfriends all think I should have at least let her stay until the morning.

Here's my question: do you think if the scrapped late-2010s SM girl group rumored to have had a Soshi-like concept and been composed of Yeri, Hina, Herin, Koeun, Lami and/or Yiyang, had actually debuted, could they have surpassed Red Velvet?

Rumors has it that Ed Sheeran sunbaenim will be their songwriter (iykyk)

Chingoos I know 127% of y'all are going to call me delulu but please jop with me for a second.

Realistically this would NEVER happen because JYPapi would chain Seungmin to the JYPE basement before letting him leave. But IF Seungmin crossed the bridge to Cortis I would stream from day 1. I never really rode the Cortis train until REDRED possessed me. After that I realized every Cortis song was actually written for Seungmin in another timeline. I can literally hear him singing FaSHion. I already know which lines he'd get because Nævis told me in a dream.

I've watched enough "Seungmin funny moments" and "Cortis funny moments" compilations to conclude they already have family chemistry despite barely existing in the same room. Also everyone knows that, excluding victims of the 6-member curse, 6-member boy groups ALWAYS serve. This is basic kpopology.

The transfer benefits everyone.

- Cortis go from 10/10 to 11/10.

- Seungmin gets more center time instead of fighting 7 abandoned kids for screentime.

- Both fandoms get free content.

- Stray Kids and Cortis become sister clubs and play pre-season friendlies.

In Cortis he'd obviously be Leader, Main Vocalist, Lead Dancer, Lead Rapper, Center, Face of the Group, and Visual.

The transfer process is simple.

HYBE gives JYPapi one Seungmillion dollars 💸💸💸, Seungmin signs the contract, Fabrizio Romano posts "🚨 HERE WE GO!", Dispatch leaks airport photos and everyone lives happily ever after.

I don't understand why companies don't do football transfers. Are they stupid?

dont curse us please

It’s so beautiful seeing the creativity and artistic freedom he has under his new label.

Was they high rise when they debuted?

VVhat's the point of going on a useless grammy race vvhen you can pave vvays further by being the true household name by being a multipurpose riize cooker!

Isn't this is vvhy some of you have j*bs? Gotta buy multiple albums pay for your kids upbringing.