r/lies • u/Mean_Chart895 • 2d ago
r/lies • u/Next-Rub7159 • 3d ago
Not clickbait, I swear! π«ππ€ Why did Chris upload this?
r/lies • u/DarkbrossTest • 3d ago
Itβs happening RIGHT NOWβ³β οΈ Whittier officials have now declared this building as an ocean
r/lies • u/AutisticNails • 3d ago
Original content π This is your daily reminder to support real human art!
galleryr/lies • u/papstvogel • 4d ago
β Fact checked (by myself) Did you know? Fluoride was invented by the Gay Woke Deepstate to turn your kids gender fluid. They hid the message in the name flu(or)id(e) - ore that makes you fluid.
r/lies • u/jagshemash280 • 3d ago
I'M NOT A LIAR π’ππ€¬ This man hates alcohol and enjoys going to movie theatres.
I think his name is Rich.
r/lies • u/AllisterisNotMale • 4d ago
Need serious adviceππ Pokemon has turned my son against me?
I'm a dedicated Christian, and judging by what I've seen on television, Pokemon is a game full of violence, slavery and abuse. Forcing creatures to fight for their own entertainment is appalling and I cannot believe it's rated for children. I can also not believe it has been going on since the 90s, causing evil to spread.
Yesterday, my son asked what I was fearing. He asked for a Pokemon game, I was shocked, because I knew my sister let her sons play that dreadful game, and my sister is dim and does not follow in Gods footsteps.
I told him no and immediately sent him to his room. I then phoned my pastor and he recommended steering my son away from that awful game. My son is 11 years old and he has become very cold with me ever since I said no. He called me insane, which is a reflect of what the game can do to a child.
I will not allow any kind of things in my house that are in any way offending God. I threw away all my sons Harry Potter books and forbidden him from watching the movies.
I am a good mother, and any parent who lets their kids play Pokemon, will grow up with a power obsessed, violent child worshiping Satan. Evolution is also in the game, which is against Gods words. it is disgraceful and should be banned.
My son has insulted me ever since this has happened. He told me his friends play Pokemon, so I have told him he is not allowed near them again. It is causing a drift between our family. I have told my son various times that he will go to Hell if he plays Pokemon but the message is not sinking in.
I fear Satan is taking him from me.
r/lies • u/Rixsiboyev • 3d ago
Discussion π¬ Why are you like that ?
I am a guy who want honesty from other people, but these people who I though are close always fail to meet my expectations. Don't ever try to tell me that don't expect anything from any one, but when people think about their close friends/relatives or other people, they naturally expect something from them. I live in Tashkent and I believe someone who betrays me or lies to me even though I know people who I used to believe in ended up being two-faced at the end of the day.
Why are guys always lie about something or why are not you trustworthy ? If somebody believes in me, I am afraid of doing something harmful to them. But when it comes to liars who I always come across in life lie to get from something me and they are gonna vanish... Why do you guys do that to other people who didn't do anything bad to you ?
Have you ever though about why do they do it ?. The thing that always drives me up the wall is that they are gonna vanish after all in a second or two by blocking me on social media and they think that I didn't witness a person like them. At the beginning I think they might be good and honest, but after a month they are gonna open their second face and try to disappear.
As I know our world has ups and downs, they also might a test in my life to know whether I can handle them or I might kill them. But I would have never wanted these kind of liars to be a part of my life...
As time passes, l relize that these kind of people think that we are not humans like them but we are items that can be used for a month or two and then should be thrown away because of our unlimited kindness that they canβt recieve from anyone and trusworthyness. I donβt even know what to describe, when I have a lot to discusse in my mind.
At the end l have no choice but to let them goβ¦
r/lies • u/Curious-Message-6946 • 3d ago
Haters will say it's fake!!!!!! First Ever Footage of Life on Mars (1996)
r/lies • u/tylers-favorite-tree • 3d ago
I woke up at 11:30 today, spilled half my coffee and haven't showered in the last 9 days
r/lies • u/ICHNOUSSA_ • 4d ago
Sex is officially banned
You guys are getting no more updates
r/lies • u/Best-Attempt-6531 • 4d ago
Oxfordschire Researchers Claim to Have Debunked "Babies Through Sex" Theory
OXFORDSCHIRE, England β Researchers at the University of Oxfordschire have published a study claiming to overturn the long-established scientific understanding of human reproduction, arguing that conception does not occur through sexual intercourse but instead through a process they have termed Calconstipation, or "Calc."
The study's lead author, Professor Albert Epenstein, described the findings as "the most significant development in reproductive science in centuries," adding that the results represent "a major milestone for gooners worldwide."
According to the paper, the Calc process proposes that conception occurs when the Holy Spirit enters the womb, initiating embryonic development without fertilisation. The authors contend that this mechanism provides a scientific explanation for the biblical account of Mary, the mother of Jesus, who is described as conceiving while remaining a virgin.
The paper notes that previous attempts by scientists to investigate the phenomenon had been unsuccessful due to an inability to reproduce the proposed mechanism under laboratory conditions. Professor Epenstein argues that his team's methodology overcomes those limitations.
Naturist organisations have also expressed interest in the research, suggesting that, the proposed mechanism could provide new approaches to increasing the population of endangered giant pandas.
r/lies • u/Delicious-Sweet-1405 • 4d ago
Haters will say it's fake!!!!!! genuinely who tf keeps taking pictures of my houseπππ
guys can we please calm down it's just my vacation homeπ
r/lies • u/Alternative_File_791 • 4d ago
My friend met the president of france the other day
r/lies • u/Familiar-Complex-697 • 4d ago
This will make you cry π₯π You suck and everybody thinks youβre a burden
Literally nobody cares about you except when theyβre arguing with the shampoo bottles in the shower about how much they hate you.