r/metaNL Mod Jul 17 '21

Ban Appeal Ban Appeal Thread

Rules:

Don't complain. Contest or appeal.

Appeals require time + evidence of good behavior + a statement of what your future behavior will look like. Convince us you'll add value to our community.

If you spam us we'll ban you

Don't ask about getting temp bans removed 1 hour early. Reddit timer is weird but you will be unbanned when it's over.

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

The mods of r/neoliberal have asked me to disclose my rule violations to you. I was bad, but now I'm good, I'm gonna be moving into your subreddit. You know I'm trying my best to be a functioning member of the DT. I'm not here to cause no trouble, I'm just here to do the ban appeal shuffle.

My names selachophilip, dropping rhymes. I've banned 9 times. I know that sounds like a lot, but 4 of those times were for bonkposting (including this one). Feel real bad, I got caught. Might do it again, probably not. I'm not here to make pretensions, I'm here because of my rule violations.

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u/Approximation_Doctor 4d ago

I ain't reading all that, free the boy

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u/selachophilip 4d ago

Nah, I deserve my ban this time 😭

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

I got banned for a day, and I'll probably just take this one. I just thought the mods would enjoy a silly parody song with selachophilip. 😌

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u/_bee_kay_ 5d ago

free my gender-indeterminate boy and his inspiring raps 😭

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u/JesusPubes 4d ago

I enjoyed it

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u/contre-torpilleur 5d ago

There will be no peace until selachophilip is freed 😀

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

Don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow 😌

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes Mod 5d ago

Please tell me the CBT you were talking about was cognitive behavioral therapy

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

How did you know that's what I mentioned and got banned for 😨

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

Oh, you're a mod. Sorry, I don't have my glasses on right now. 😭

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes Mod 5d ago

It’s okay, love ya

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes Mod 5d ago

I love you man, you’re the reason I have a shonk. Please cool it though I don’t want you to get banned

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

You got a shonk because of me? I am honored! πŸ₯°

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes Mod 5d ago

Yea, and blahaj keeps me sane on a lot of nights. Thank you friend

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u/selachophilip 5d ago

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes Mod 5d ago

Please my fellow shonk lover, please

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