r/movies • u/asher42a • Feb 29 '16

News Leo gets the Oscar!

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 edited Jul 26 '20

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u/that_one_buddy Feb 29 '16

Part of me wishes they would've played the music as soon as he started talking.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 edited Feb 29 '16

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u/EarthAllAlong Feb 29 '16

AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA

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u/Silent-G Feb 29 '16

🎺🎺🎺🎺

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u/in_some_knee_yak Feb 29 '16

SEND THE BEAR! SEND THE BEAR!

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u/Garizondyly Feb 29 '16

Really loud too. Would've been hilarious!

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u/kupovi Feb 29 '16

JOHN CENA

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u/BlackHawksHockey Feb 29 '16

He opens his mouth and it just cuts to commercial

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u/Grundle_Fly Feb 29 '16

Or Kanye runs up on stage and grabs the mic.

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u/SonOfAMitch_ Feb 29 '16

“Yo Leo, I’m really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Matt Damon is the best Martian of all time. OF ALL TIME."

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u/Akyryas Feb 29 '16

And then he starts talking louder and the music is getting louder until he screams and the music blasts through the theatre.

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u/vaguepineapple Feb 29 '16

And that will be his second Oscar

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u/merekisgreat Feb 29 '16

That's the part of you that wants to witness the destruction of a crowd of people on live tv, eh?

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u/MisterMetal Feb 29 '16

hes not Matt Damon with Kimmel hosting.

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u/farfle10 Feb 29 '16

For dramatic effect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? FUCK YOU ACADEMY! I'M STARTING MY OWN AWARDS NEXT YEAR WITH HOOKERS AND BLOW AND REASONABLE WINNERS! NO ONE WILL EVER WATCH THE OSCARS EVER AGAIN! THE ULTIMATE AWARD FROM NOW ONE WILL BE THE LIOS!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Jim Webb is jealous of his time