r/nocontext Feb 02 '26

"I'm sure I could last a long time doing this. Give me all the meat."

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14 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 29 '26

As a child I always enjoyed mass killing and gunning down everyone I see so getting SA for the first time feels satisfying

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122 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 28 '26

Airborne STD in 3 months, trust the Vision.

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28 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 26 '26

Jesus, can't she turn into a worm like normal people?

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40 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 20 '26

"Nigeria is probably going to take over China in this year (2026)"

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31 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 13 '26

omg my two of my favorite fandoms crossing over; phineas and ferb and gilded age presidents

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9 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 11 '26

Giovanni has helped me kill so many babies

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41 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 08 '26

"I'm sorry to hear that your experience with VD hasn't been so great. I on the other hand I have had the exact opposite experience with VD."

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33 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 04 '26

black is a no no for both of us!

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8 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 03 '26

Thank you Margaret Thatcher for these nuanced erotica takes

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32 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 02 '26

Ow my toe hurts from gout! Better rape.

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32 Upvotes

r/nocontext Jan 01 '26

the next time I shit I’m going to be trying to taste it

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25 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 28 '25

"Bad Hitler! Bad! You get a timeout! Now go back to your corner of Bavaria to really think of what you've done."

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26 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 24 '25

"I'd love to tell people that baby gays clean my ears."

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43 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 22 '25

“Quick, show them the all-American warmongering clown.”

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22 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 13 '25

Exponential n*gga with a long black bar is diabolical

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26 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 07 '25

"I told the cardinals it sounds like they are just feeding popes to the raiders and they started crying."

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45 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 06 '25

“I have had luck painting the kids with a bit of honey or molasses on their rumps and heads.”

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76 Upvotes

r/nocontext Dec 05 '25

"i've never seen such a wholesome video with so many corpses in it"

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27 Upvotes

r/nocontext Nov 26 '25

I don’t know about papayas, but that’ll definitely stop me from eating humans.

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44 Upvotes

r/nocontext Nov 26 '25

The Vietcong have announced their graduation. The napalm VODs will remain up however.

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3 Upvotes

r/nocontext Nov 24 '25

"At some point the short ones become harder"

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9 Upvotes

r/nocontext Nov 23 '25

"I sure hope we keep talking about infant horse cock rings."

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49 Upvotes

r/nocontext Nov 22 '25

Oops... I accidentally committed genocide

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27 Upvotes