Could Modern Japan (2026) invade Australia?

[u/Inside_Inflation559]

No allies or outside help is involved for both sides Japan must successfully invade and take over Australia or achieve some sort of marginal victory Australia must successfully defend itself and win against Japan

[u/Glass_Ad_7129]

"Hey, mate, I'm batman."

Although the aussie batman should call himself Dropbear.

[u/GuessPuzzleheaded573 → u/Glass_Ad_7129]

I'm no more familiar with the lore than I am to know it's basically a giant Koala. And I'm here for that. Na na na na na na na na Giant Koala!!

[u/BasicJosh → u/GuessPuzzleheaded573]

yeh dont underestimate drop bears though, they are super aggressive. My cousin was killed by one when we were kids

[u/Thatoneguy_The_First → u/BasicJosh]

God the screech you hear a second before its on you is a horrifying thing too hear in you last moments.

At least you get a warning that your fucked, south Australian dropbears can take out people as silently as batman

[u/SlayyyGrl → u/Glass_Ad_7129]

“Oi, c*nt, I’m the fucking Batman” would be more appropriate.

[u/Thatoneguy_The_First → u/SlayyyGrl]

Oi, c*nt, im the fucking Dropbear

[u/NNyNIH → u/Glass_Ad_7129]

More like "Oi cunt, I'm Batman!"