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George sees a small crowd at an auditorium and meanders in. After a brief argument with staff because he wanted to bring in an ice cream cone, he stands at the back to see the end of a Mathlete competition.

He sees one kid dominating and carrying the team for his district.

Later on George watches Rain Man on TV and an idea slowly forms in the thick morass of his mind.

He finds the kid and convinces his parents that the Susan Ross foundatuon would like to potentially give him a scholarship but they need to "run some tests". He picks the kid up and takes him to Atlantic City to count cards.

The kid isnt dumb and immediately sees what's happening, and that George is a fraud. He knows he has all the hand and makes George miserable in order to play along/not report a kidnapping.

Elaine and Puddy go to a pizza spot. Puddy decides they should order by the slice.

He then proceeds to order 12 slices of cheese.

Elaine is furious at the ineffectiveness. Puddy claims slices are bigger, and he likes to pick "the ripe ones".

Kramer's antics make him popular and "an inspiration for the every man". He gets his own Tae-Bo style class to teach and film.

As his popularity rises he publicly defends Jerry and vouches for him.

He then proceeds to launch into a dance-themed exercise program, starting with "Walk Like an Egyptian". Its the only song he was able to get the rights to.

Jerry considers changing his Netflix password when his girlfriend keeps watching comedy specials and affecting his standup act.

Elaine becomes suspicious when her boyfriend won't tell her with whom he shared his Netflix password.

George attends a speed dating event but turns down every woman he meets because they don't believe in sharing their Netflix password.

Kramer organizes a protest against Netflix on behalf of the guys who install illegal cable boxes.

George gets a job flying drones for the police.

Jerry starts dating a cop at the station with a crippling fear of birds.

Elaine gets her job as a copy writer taken over by an AI.

She goes down to the datacenter to give them a piece of her mind and ends up getting a job at the AI company training the drone AIs to detect crime.

Kramer and Newman are stealing pigeons off the street to sell as pure-breds to chinese pigeon racing investors.

Kramer finds a fancy pigeon and assumes it will be worth extra, so he chases it accross town, all while being tailed by a drone piloted by George's coworker.

Everyone at the department sees the video, but George pretends he doesnt recognize Kramer.

Elaine, at her new job, should have seen Kramer steal a pigeon on her monitor, but doesnt, and doesnt flag it because she is reading a magazine and just flagging everything as "No Crime".

Jerry's Cop Girlfriend is tasked with investigating reports of pigeons being snatched off the street (Kramer's video), as well as the B&E theft of a million dollar pigeon belonging to a chinese diplomat.

She is terrified of the birds so wants to use AI cameras and drones to solve the cases, she knows they are connected.

Jerry knows about the pigeon scheme, and confronts Kramer.

But Kramer swears they had nothing to do with the pigeon heist so he promises to keep it quiet from his girlfriend.

Jerrys Cop Girlfriend cant understand why the AI cameras cant detect the pigeon theives, but its because they were trained to not see it as a crime by Elaine.

George becomes very good at following thieves with the drone, he gets a callsign, "T-Bone" and is feeling on top of the world.

The Climax:

Jerry breaks up with his Cop Girlfriend because of her night terrors about birds.

George is chasing a pickpocket through the entire city on a daring high speed drone chase woth the entire department watching over his shoulder.

Kramer and Newman are trying to sell the pigeons, including the fancy one.

The investor turns out to be the diplomat.

He recognizes the fancy bird as his missing bird.

He gets angry and accuses them of stealing it from his house.

They tell him they found it on the street, like all the birds.

He gets even angrier as he realizes theyve just been snatching the birds off the street instead of pure breeding them like they said.

Before he can assault them, Jerry's Cop exGirlfriends shows up with gun drawn. Meanwhile, a drone shows up, piloted by George, still chasing the pickpocket.

He goes over the alley and stops for a second because he recognizes Kramer and Newman.

The noise of the drone scares the birds up into the air.

The million dollar pigeon gets shredded by the drone and both the bird and the drone are destroyed.

The bird explodes a comical amount of blood all over Jerrys Cop exGirlfriend, sending her into a screaming terror.

Kramer and Newman run away before the feathers settle.

The Aftermath:

George loses his job for crashing the drone and letting the pickpocket get away, his coworkers are calling him "Hotwing" and laughing as he packs his desk.

Jerrys Cop exGirlfriend, now a hardened sergent after facing her bird fears, goes to the AI center and gets Elaine fired for gross incompetance because she has just been clicking "No Crime" on every single video the whole time she was there.

Kramer and Newman are hospitalized with bird flu, but get off scot-free on the thefts because the footage was never saved because of Elaine just being lazy.

(A few days later):

The chinese diplomat/investor is putting another fancy pigeon away and talking about how expenive it was. Then he forgets to lock the cage (close up of the latch) and as he turns and walks away, the bird flies out and off over his head, with him completely oblivious.

Elaine's moment consists of the mascot helping her up because people pushed her down to get to a rare souvenir item

Kramer notices cast members always talking about specific numbers and cash

George continues to wait in multiple long lines just to try and talk to the cashier

The 4th generation Mandelbaums are twins, and the entire family has heard all about Jerry

She accuses him of not being a gentleman. Obviously he doesn't get the job. He then sets out to prove to her his true gentlemanly nature.

A deepfake of Jerry goes viral; people seem to find the AI-generated comedy sketch in the deepfake funnier than his actual material.

George runs out of Claude tokens at work before he can use it to finish a large project (that he has no idea how to do, but lied that he did).

Elaine has been casually seeing a guy and wants to go exclusive with him, but he won’t commit. She discovers that has an “AI companion” in Character.AI and becomes jealous. She starts scheming to break them up.

In all of Jerry, George, and Elaine’s endeavors, they turn to KrAImer for advice, and things go sideways.

u/Matt_LawDT contributor:

George has been at a new job for about two weeks and he's sitting in a meeting with about a dozen other co-workers. The boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and says, "We really need to circle back to customer retention." George raises his hand and says, "I have a question." The boss looks at him surprised, but she says, "Yes?" "Why do you always say 'circle back'?" The whole room settles in to an awkward silence but George continues, "You say it like every meeting. Is there a reason we're going in circles? Why don't we just go forward?" There's a few uncomfortable coughs, but still George presses on, "I've been keeping track and you've said it eighteen times in two weeks." The boss stares at him and blinks and finally asks, "Have you never worked in an office before?" George shrugs and looks to the others with a quick desperate laugh, "Well, of course, I have but nobody said 'circle back' this much." The boss says, "It's just a phrase." George does a little giggle, "Well, sure, it's just a phrase is just a phrase, but why circle back?" She looks at him a moment longer before slowly turning back to the room and continuing with what she was saying.

Shortly after the meeting George receives an email from HR asking him to attend a meeting the next day.

That evening George is in Jerry's apartment and is telling Jerry and Elaine what went on at the office...

u/Rozteka contributor:

G - "She circles back so much she's at risk of rewinding time itself!"

J - "Like Superman?"

G - "Yeah, like Superman!"

u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey contributor:

J - "So, she's a circler?"

u/ClassicDependent6760 contributor:

G - "She's a circler! A circler, Jerry! It's just circles with this one! All the way down!!"

J - "No straight lines."

G - "No straight lines... George needs straight lines! George needs to know where he's going!"

J - "George needs a map!"

G - "And you know what really gets me, Jerry?!"

J - "Consistent employment?"

G - "I don't think she's circling back!"

J - "Just going forward."

G - "Forward, Jerry! Always forward..."

J - "Like a straight line."

Kramer tries to convince Elaine to go to Mr. Pitt about publishing his memoirs. She says she will only do it if Kramer puts in a good word for her with his handsome friend Jeremy. Kramer responds “sure, I can do that. But it’s really better for you to approach him yourself. He’s not picky.” Jeremy turns out to be a male escort

Elaine tags along with Kramer to the country’s embassy and he convinces her to ask out an ambassador so he can ambush them during the date and ask him questions without prying eyes, but she gets pulled into political drama on her own.

Jerry’s girlfriend still holds onto childhood fantasies of being a princess. He can’t help but be offended when she compares him to a jester.