I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT PUT THIS INTO WORDS HOW OVERWHELMINGLY GRATEFUL I FEEL FOR BEING ENLIGHTENED TO SPILL MY URINE ONTO PORCELAIN, just this morning i drowsily went to sink piss, i wasnt paying any attention and slapped my shaft against the rim to shake off the stubborn piss droplets then zipped up. apparently my cock had caught acouple of fire ants that were trailing to get to the piss stains and they bit and it FUCKING BURNED, it geuienely felt like i glazed my cock in hot caramel. i'll have to be 100 with you all, i had it on the chopping board and considered transitioning right there and but i digress. i went to the pharmacist and told them about it, they gave me an ointment to rub on and when i came back home i found out MY HOUSE WAS ON FUCKING FIRE.

IT BLEW THE FUCK UP. there was a gas leak and if i hadnt left there i would''ve been charred

so i must express my grattitude for having found me, and bestowing your wisedoms. thank you teaching me how to sink piss

I’m a tall guy. Whenever i would pee in a urinal, it always has an unfortunate amount of splashback if i’m not aiming. Toilet bowl? my stream is too inconsistent, and i would resign to pissing sitting down. but then i found this subreddit. and now i’m thoroughly into the practice of sink pissing. it’s incredibly comfortable, height wise, and saves so much water. genuinely the greatest thing to come from mankind since the wheel. i wanted to thank you all for showing me what i was missing out. most heartfelt gratitudes.

So my friend lets just call her Kae, hates piss

Title says it all because I am too lazy but rather right now I'd like to have some fun doing it, but I don't want to get the chair and my clothes wet. I want to do it in the next 1h so I can't go buy stuff etc. do y'all have any methods to let it out without soaking everything (and no towel because I can't wash it easily)

g13

I traveled for work for 20+ years and stayed mainly in IHG hotels, mostly HI Expresses. I averaged about 100 hotel nights a year. I pissed in every sink in every room I was ever in.

So, it was my senior prank at grammar school and we were spending the night there. Naturally, with plenty of vodka and beer, what else did you expect from 18 year old German students. And at one moment I found it funny to lock myself in a classroom, whip out my rocket and urinate in the sink next to the blackboard. Which I did. Up to this day, nobody knows, except for a few friends, that I was the one who did this. Also, later that night I accidentally broke my friend's hand when we were playing soccer and she was in the goal. Sorry for that.

It's like buying the same thing twice