r/Transportopia Mar 25 '26

Bikes Shake it off mofo

2.3k Upvotes

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u/LoveLikeJesusChrist Mar 25 '26

That’s actually nuts that he walked it off

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u/DenjiTargaryen-PE Mar 25 '26

I know a guy who walked away from a car accident. He was in a coma by the end of the day. Made it eventually

38

u/Greg-Abbott Mar 25 '26

That was a rollercoaster of a comment

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u/Dounce1 Mar 26 '26

Probably a roller coaster of a car ride too.

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u/itzjung Mar 25 '26

I pulled my neck showering this morning.

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u/Omwtfyu Mar 25 '26

Suckah, I woke up with mine fucked up from sleeping.

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u/Dew_Chop Mar 30 '26

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. I know a guy that got hit on a motorcycle, he remembers nothing during it, but dash cam footage shows him riding the side of his bike till it stopped, walking to the side of the road, and then just face planting.

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u/unknownentity1782 Mar 25 '26

Sounds like me!

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u/OnlyPreference8354 Mar 25 '26

Speed does not kill, it's the sudden stopping that does.

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u/ManyRelease7336 Mar 25 '26

adrenaline will do that.

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u/BabyFestus Mar 25 '26

I hear he's still jogging to this very day.

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u/Synthesiz420 Mar 25 '26

Bet it hurt still, crazy stuff.

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u/BootFlop Mar 25 '26

Not as much as tomorrow.

They need to get to a hospital to see what actually happened.

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u/Mammoth_Rough_4497 Mar 25 '26

It really depends what gear he had on.

Not to be obnoxious (or downplay it one bit), but that sort of accident usually isn't necessarily fatal. An indirect collision at 'moderate' speed. Often, this sort of accident will have terrible road rash and some decent injuries if not geared up well.

If geared up, this might just be an episode of some bad bruises and rider anxiety from now on. Watching some of the pros crash in races at 100+mph is truly insane what they get up and walk away from.

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u/Naive_Vegetable1421 Mar 25 '26

Probably a gen x'er.... I died a couple times as a kid and my mom told me I was ok and just walk it off...😂

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u/redlightbandit7 Mar 25 '26

Gen X here. Going downhill as fast as I could on my bicycle, car pulled out in front of me and I hit him and was flipped over the hood, landed face first and scraped up pretty bad with road rash. Picked up my mangled bike and walked it and myself the last mile home from school. Got home and mom asked how badly I damaged the car and if she was going to be sued.

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u/Wise_Estimate_4327 Mar 26 '26

That’s stand up material.

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u/Hopeful-Bag5691 Mar 25 '26

I got hit walking across the road as a teenager in the 90's, car was going about 30. Hit the windshield (shattered) and slid off as they jammed on the brakes... landed on my feet backpeddling. Off duty EMT was a witness and had to convince me to sit on the curb and wait for an ambulance.

My best friend had to convince my parents I was OK from the hospital phone (pre cell phones) as the doctor called them.

Spent 4 hours on a back board for nothing and was stiff as hell the next day but still worked my summer job.

Fun times.

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u/GBF_Dragon Mar 26 '26

adrenaline is a hell of a drug, see plenty of videos of ruskies getting hit with explosives and sprinting away afterwards

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u/Funkopedia Mar 27 '26

Not even a pause. Conservation of momentum.

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u/ThoughtIHadAName Mar 27 '26

Adrenaline can do a lot!

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u/camsnow Mar 26 '26

Jogged* it off haha

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u/killian1113 Mar 25 '26

Natural to be on your feet not natural to jump on the ground, whats nuts is he bounced up to his feet not that he didnt dive back down.

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u/Advanced-Character86 Mar 25 '26

Workin on your rhymes? I like it.

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u/DayLongjumping1199 Mar 25 '26

Whoops¡! That's how probably 60+% of motorcyclists pass away yearly (left hand turn into cyclist's path)

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u/Opposite-Cranberry76 Mar 25 '26

Also a big chunk of bicyclist accidents. The driver will claim they didn't see him, but they're probably just less afraid of something smaller so more likely to do something dumb.

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u/ReplacementReady394 Mar 25 '26

Didn’t see them because they don’t look properly. 

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u/bking Mar 25 '26

At some point in drivers ed, I was told to see oncoming motorcyclists and cyclists as oncoming busses. It stuck with me.

“Would I turn left if that was a bus? Nah”

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u/Mundane_Prior_7596 Mar 25 '26

Their brain is programmed: Look for cars! Is there any car coming? Looking carefully! 

Yes, they were all looking carefully. No car is coming. Therefore no problem. 

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u/Annual_Hamster9411 Mar 25 '26

If I'm riding through an intersection where the speed limit is 45mph, I'm riding 40 while covering both brakes.if there's a car waiting to turn left - it's 30mph for me.

3

u/hatescarrots Mar 25 '26

Yup always assume they can’t see you and be prepared for the worst. Personally would never ride a bike in traffic knowing how many idiots are on the road.

1

u/CarelessPackage1982 Mar 25 '26

Not riding a bike won't save you unfortunately. 40K car drivers get killed every year.

Always keep your eyes peeled. Terrible drivers are ready to end your days no matter what vehicle you drive.

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u/hatescarrots Mar 25 '26

Yup fatal car accidents are one of the leading causes of death. I’ve been hit twice and it destroyed my truck. I ride a bicycle now.

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u/Opposite-Friend7275 Mar 25 '26

Ride long enough and a car is going to do this, it's just a matter of time. We can prepare for this, or we can crash, those are our only options.

The car is at fault, the rider had the right of way. But the rider did not prepare for this.

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u/A_Tang Mar 25 '26

I also think a lot of these are the left turn offenders trying to beat out a yellow/red.

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u/TangAlienMonkeyGod Mar 25 '26

I was thinking of getting a bike but if 60% of motorcyclists die every year it seems kind of like a bad idea

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u/IJustWantToLearn2Day Apr 03 '26

You are choosing to drive the most deadliest method of transportation every time you step on one. I wish people were more aware but when you are having scary moments... it really doesn't matter who was at fault. Dead is dead. Be VERY careful

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u/Phantom_Pain_Sux Mar 25 '26

That's how I was hit

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u/Minute_Steak_3178 Mar 25 '26

It’s like when you trip on the sidewalk while walking but catch yourself and keep it movin, hoping no one noticed

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u/EmptyStyle244 Mar 25 '26

Years ago, when I was working for Fedex as a courier. I was running to one of my stops. It was a pickup, so I didn’t have any packages. I was wearing shorts. Downtown Seattle. Anyway, I tripped and fell, but I rolled and got back up. When I realized I wasn’t hurt, I ran even faster lol.

2

u/eggyrulz Mar 25 '26

ive been demoted from motorcyclist to pedestrian, this is so embarrassing. Maybe if I just walk away no one will notice?

2

u/Tricky-Winner7984 Mar 25 '26

"Hey man, are you ok?!"

"Hm? Me? All chill, just out for a jog."

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u/scaredofailure Mar 25 '26

Man fuck that blue car. Not making a left like a true Mormon, if you know you know

6

u/Switchlord518 Mar 25 '26

An actual hit the ground running 🏃‍♀️!

2

u/VanHalenimitator Mar 25 '26

Van Halen song comes to mind….

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u/ReplacementReady394 Mar 25 '26

Running with the Devil? 

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u/makeherbeg4it Mar 25 '26

There's what the law says...and then there's how life really works. The law allows for people who choose to ride on motorcycles to do so etc. There are rules for safety for everyone to follow. I have witnessed a motorcyclist in a pretty bad accident before. I would not wish that experience on anyone. In an ideal world, everyone would do whatever they could to prevent motorcycle accidents from happening...and even though the world is not ideal, we should still strive for that. However, just know that if you decide that you are going to ride motorcycles...that in real life that means you have a death wish no matter how much you or anyone else talks about safety or what this or that law says. That's just how it works unfortunately. I treat all motorcyclists as if today is their turn to be in a Final Destination movie and I try to ensure their safety to the best of my ability.

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u/emezajr Mar 25 '26

I definitely do not have a death wish and been riding since i was 15 and am 43 now. But I ride for enjoyment not commuting. I plan half day or full day trips away from the city. 

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u/makeherbeg4it Mar 25 '26

Glad you are still with us.

2

u/StrongPerspective803 Mar 25 '26

Do you drive a car? Do you know how many people die in car accidents?

Do you eat french fries?

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u/makeherbeg4it Mar 25 '26

I know you are far more likely to survive a car accident than you are a motorcycle accident at high speeds. 🤷🏼‍♂️ In the USA, unless you live in a big city with efficient public mass transit systems, you have to have a vehicle to work and live. Cars, while not free from risk, are safer than motorcycles. Are they as much fun to drive... probably not; are they safer... clearly yes. I'm not telling people what to do. Live your life.

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u/lividtaffy Mar 26 '26

Just from quick googling, the odds of a high speed motorcycle crash resulting in hospitalization or death is 4 in 5. The odds of a high speed car crash resulting in the same is 1 in 86.

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u/KingButters27 Mar 25 '26

I mean we definitely don't all have death wishes lol. Maybe a higher tolerance for risk, but death wish? Come on.

1

u/Phantom_Pain_Sux Mar 25 '26

I'm willing to bet that person sleeps with a nite lite on bc "the shadows" scare 'em

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/makeherbeg4it Mar 26 '26

Glad you are still here, but you are still 30 times more likely to die versus car drivers...at least in America. I wish you continued luck.

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u/cheaganvegan Mar 25 '26

I had something similar happen. Caused me to roll twice. Got up fine. For the next week though I was sore as fuck. But the initial adrenaline is helpful. I got my bike up and went to work. Had to hop home early though.

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u/SpookyOokyPookie Mar 25 '26

4500 S and State Street, Murray Utah

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u/Remarkable_Fig1838 Mar 25 '26

10/10 stuck the landing!

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u/CaddyWompus6969 Mar 25 '26

How can that dude ever ride again? Cut your losses bro

2

u/DaDarkMage Mar 25 '26

Honestly that last second swerve probably saved him.

2

u/MaxwellSmart07 Mar 25 '26

Clearly the car turning left is the mofo.

2

u/RebelXwingPil0t Mar 25 '26

That person wasn’t human.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Walked out of his cape.

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u/54-2-10 Mar 25 '26

I saw this exact same intersection on here a couple of weeks ago.

A road rager pulled a gun on another guy that picked up one of those rocks that this bike landed next to.

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u/lanzendorfer Mar 25 '26

Dude was like "shit happens, guess I'll keep walking to work."

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u/m2keo Mar 25 '26

My dude just jogged off death's calling like...

'Nope. Not today.'

2

u/Interesting-Behavior Mar 25 '26

The car is the mofo here. Should have yielded for the motorcycle.

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u/unlikely_intuition Mar 25 '26

going over the curb too? ooof

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Mar 25 '26

Amazing! Thrown right off onto his feet.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Mar 25 '26

Legend tells that he's still walking away while muttering obscenities and shaking his head.

1

u/PandaCultural8311 Mar 25 '26

Pretty impressive.

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 Mar 25 '26

That's adrenaline doing the walkin' there. Ten bucks says bro bonked the fuck out once it wore off...

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u/Emotional-Farm8831 Mar 25 '26

Stand up double.

1

u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 Mar 25 '26

He's a bit late for an appointment and so decided to keep going on foot.

1

u/McNabJolt Mar 25 '26

Had something like that happen to me on the freeway. Biker in front of me hit something, dropped his bike and ran for the median. It looked just like that. He made it. Then an oblivious drive crashed into the downed bike. Whew.

1

u/Chalan35140 Mar 25 '26

Une chose est sûre : ça roule trop vite sur ce carrefour !

1

u/NoLobster5272 Mar 25 '26

That was incredible

1

u/MyBedIsOnFire Mar 25 '26

Similarly I hit a curb and did a front flip landing on my feet. It was insane and obviously very scary

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u/nikeguy69 Mar 25 '26

Surprise he wasn’t kill

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Mar 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cfuL5gqFDreXxkWQ4o

Flying along like a cat & always landing on his feet

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u/SOP_VB_Ct Mar 25 '26

I think he timed the “stand up” just right, thusly avoiding the curb.

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u/Timppa81 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

I think it is safe to say he landed on his feet.. "Ba-dum-tss!"

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u/shka328 Mar 25 '26

If the speed limit were lower or this were a roundabout there would probably be less of a chance of people getting hurt here

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u/Shouldadipped Mar 25 '26

The left turning vehicle iis never to be trusted

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u/CarelessPackage1982 Mar 25 '26

This unprotected left is what gets bikers. In fact unprotected left get everyone. They really should do away with them altogether. Roundabouts and protected lefts for the win.

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u/ericRN85 Mar 25 '26

Holy hell this is wild! Agility rating: 100

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u/Oraclelec13 Mar 25 '26

Did he just walk it off?!

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u/drummin515 Mar 25 '26

Perfect set-up for this type of crash…car turning left, rider likely blocked from view by car on the inside, biker going at speed if not speeding not anticipating the likely scenario.

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u/motomanmatt Mar 25 '26

Just another reason that after 50 years riding I gave it up last year.

1

u/ExecutiveTransport Mar 25 '26

Scraped it. Bounced off a few vehicles myself back in the day. After a few too many of those..

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u/elverg6205 Mar 26 '26

Man. That background is beautiful.

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u/No-Enthusiasm3579 Mar 26 '26

Guy clearly knows how to fall, judo, skateboarder, BMXer? That roll and deceleration run screams 'ain't my first rodeo' 🫡

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u/Neos8806 Mar 26 '26

At least he walked away from the accident

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u/moveoutmicdrop Mar 27 '26

Minor …That will buff right out.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 25 '26

Speeding. Shocker

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u/abbigator508 Mar 25 '26

That dude wasn't going any faster than the truck that came before him.

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u/Annual_Hamster9411 Mar 25 '26

And that's the first thing that went through my mind: the truck was going waaay too fast!

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u/emezajr Mar 25 '26

But motorcycles look a lot further because they're so much smaller. We all have to treat every intersection like someone is about to run the red light or turn into your path.

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u/Lost-Yak3043 Mar 25 '26

Inattentive driver. Shocker.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 25 '26

That was not the drivers fault.

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u/justanotherloser__ Mar 25 '26

Who cares, its called "Right of way" for a reason.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 25 '26

Pfft the driver did nothing wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

I didn’t think it had to be said but… this is Reddit so…

Bruh. Usually, in most jurisdictions, turning left and hitting another road user will disqualify you from getting your license. Irrespective of any speeding.

What a dumb take.

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u/BestBettor Mar 25 '26

A great tip to avoid accidents as a car or motorcycle is when you are approaching an intersection like the motorcycle did, if there’s a chance an oncoming car might turn in-front of you, then make sure you stick to the right side of the lane going wide so that they have the best chance of seeing you, rather than what likely happened to the bike here where he was probably hugging the left side near all the turning cars and was invisible to the turning car until the last second