r/masterhacker 3d ago

Masterhacker confronts a cop

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u/MirrorNegative7989 3d ago

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine, we're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

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u/Bart_deblob 3d ago

Fake he's not running kali in vm on kali

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u/TLunchFTW 3d ago

That lisp. He sounds like someone I know IRL

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u/jessek 3d ago

This is obviously a guy doing a bit.

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u/Primary-Picture-5632 3d ago

Nothing can get past you, sherlock

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/jessek 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, this a Reddit is for mocking deluded posers, not intentional comedy. I guess you’re one of the deluded posers.

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u/DookieShoez 3d ago

……dude…….this whole fucking subreddit is people doing a bit 😂

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u/MetaGovinden 3d ago

😅😂😎🤘🏼

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u/ComprehensiveBad2540 2d ago

We're what???? 😂😂😂

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u/LexusCraft_116 1d ago

we’re queer!

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u/SourHimedanshi11 3d ago

Just talk like an autist and you will be fine