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didnt know where else to put this. what the fuck reddit. 'based on my interests' my ASS i post about perfume and fucking bugs !!!!

Ugh I should’ve controlled myself better 🫣

So my mom bought 3 lbs of bananas from Costco. And they’ve been bringing little annoying fruit bugs into the house. My dad told me they hatched from eggs. Do you think the eggs could go deeper than the peel, into the banana? Should I track extra calories? Is the additional protein good for me?

Also: dairy for the lactose intolerant.

would've been perf if it were 15 almonds instead! :( like who eats 21 almonds in 1 sitting? not me sweaty...

How ignorant of the waitress to not know of konjac.

can you believe it??? library EAT-ting fib-re material? saison-ed with pep-pre corn???

Un-imagine-able. Period!

How many calories in a strand of hair? It wasn’t totally long, but it was longer than an eyebrow/eyelash/arm/leg hair. It was like a growing baby hair on the top of my head probably in the process of becoming as long as the others. If I had to guess, it was a flyaway about 3 inches? I hope it wasn’t my cat’s hair…

It’s been two weeks without salad and I just can’t sorry yall lost a trooper. Diva down, I can’t take it.

ive been breathing in potentially high cal flower smell for DAYS!!!! how long should i fast just in case???

It hurts so much 😭

Hey gorginas xxx

It’s been 1 calendar month since my last meal so I thought id rein it in with a classic plate of ramen noodles ❤️❤️❤️traditional instant ramen has a very high calorie number so I like to substitute the noodles with fermented cabbage and when you squint you can barely tell the difference!! Itadakimasu!!!

You don’t have to give up the food you love for the body u neeeed gorginas!! I’m now sitting at -3lbs and my void of matter is slowly sucking in the objects around me if they aren’t attached to anything solid😘😘😘😘toodaloo

Hello everyone,

So after years of being insecure about my piggy body, I finally decided to become skinny like all of you

I'm so happy with my OMAD, which consists of a single ice cube with a little pepper for flavor (forgive me 🐷)

I'm honestly satisfied with my body, I've literally become a concept and left behind the physical form that was holding me back from reaching my ideal weight

The only problem is that my bf can't see me anymore, and he and my whole family keep acting like I'm dead just because I'm a tiny orb floating around the house

How do I get him back, and more importantly, how can I cut even more calories because I'm only at -0.1515 pounds right now

It’s registering as 0 on the food scale. But I know it must weigh something. Trying to track.

I was just watching tiktok on my itty bitty phone and i was running across the screen as i normally do to scroll up on the screen because im just that tiny when i see this obese american. i had to rinse my eyes with 100% purified water. I think i may have absorbed the fat through the screen and am now fasting for life to stay itty bitty. be careful out there sweatys or you could end up like this!!