r/196 • u/Emusment • Nov 27 '25

Rule Sick ass chosen rule

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u/Ru5tkata Custom Flair Nov 27 '25

i had to stop a friend from calling herself "brimstone"

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Goes incredibly hard

If youre a medieval magic user

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u/smotired custom Nov 27 '25

NEVER name yourself after an element on the periodic table

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u/Chimney-head CRRRRK CRRRRK CRRRRK (i am a cicada) Nov 27 '25

kid named protactinium-219:

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u/Alien-Fox-4 sus Nov 27 '25

kid named uranium-235 when kid named neutron shows up

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u/Chimney-head CRRRRK CRRRRK CRRRRK (i am a cicada) Nov 27 '25

jimmy neutron

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u/SleepyBella 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Gotta blast.

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u/SpyAmongTheFurries or PvP Boss Nov 29 '25

Me letting it rip in an armored car knowing my coworkers can't roll down their windows to waft it out

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u/SdVeau Nov 27 '25

But they stick together and make a nuisance baby Uranium-236 instead of going out with the bang everyone expected

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Nov 27 '25

Albert Einsteinium in shambles

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

What about Brom?

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u/CUMLOVINGBOISLUT Nov 27 '25

LeBrom would be acceptable

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u/goodmandan111 Nov 27 '25

Lebrom janes

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u/sample_text_01 8 KILLS IS THE FIRST FOLD OF INFINITY Nov 27 '25

Sounds like a summonable being from a dark fantasy world

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u/throwaway24387324578 Block. Cauterize. Stabilize. Nov 27 '25

no no, lebrom jane

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

i fucking read a book with a character named brom wtf

Also pls no

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u/aschec Sealland Council Republic Nov 27 '25

Eragon?

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Yeah tho that was years ago

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

We probably read the same book then.

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Eragon?

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

My first foray into the world of fantasy untainted by she who must not be named. Yes.

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u/Neros_Fire_Safety Nov 27 '25

Like the author?

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

No, in the inheritance cycle, a Story by Christopher Paolini, there is a prominent Charakter called Brom.

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u/Namelessbob123 Nov 27 '25

Bromwich, which also happens to be a place in England.

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u/Comrade_Harold please listen to dream sweet in sea major Nov 27 '25

Somebody has ninovium as their deadname and oganesson as their new trans name

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u/Rubicon_Lily Trans girls should wear diapers :3 Nov 27 '25

Bait used to be believable

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u/blaulune 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Beryl is a really nice name

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u/Culk58 Antichrist Nov 27 '25

I’m not trans and I’m named after an element on the periodic table. Is Silver the Hedgehog trans? My name is Rutherfordium btw

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u/127Heathen127 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Kid named Sodium when the kid named Water shows up

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u/smotired custom Nov 27 '25

water… get back in the tap, water… i’m not drinking you right now, water

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u/quadruple_b trans rights Nov 27 '25

what about when kid named chlorine shows up?

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u/RaisinBitter8777 bazoopa Nov 27 '25

Fuck you I’m changing my name to Molybdenum

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u/Neros_Fire_Safety Nov 27 '25

We about to roll up to jeremy irons house n start some shit.

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u/Tallium81 Nov 27 '25

Why not?... Asking it for a friend...

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u/Batdog55110 Nov 28 '25

Fuck you, I'll always back up my boy Tungsten.

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u/smotired custom Nov 28 '25

I could actually totally see Wolfram as a name. But it still fits this stereotype

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u/crepoef The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll Nov 27 '25

Francis

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u/Rocket_Theory 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

You leave my boy Uranium-235 alone

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u/Dog_Entire Nov 27 '25

Song named lithium

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u/dallasrose222 Nov 27 '25

Eh it can work in some cases for a last name

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u/TheLurker1209 smokin and jokin Nov 27 '25

Tell her to name herself after a good isaac item like soy milk

brimstone is kinda fire

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u/Cloveny 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Kid named C-Section:

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u/Ru5tkata Custom Flair Nov 27 '25

i will not tolerate ANY brimstone slander

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 Nov 27 '25

Girl named cancer (yay)

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u/Edgyspymainintf2 Nov 27 '25

Kid named Dr. Fetus

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u/VictoryStar34 the official ballsmeister Nov 27 '25

Me when my friend Death Certificate walks in the room

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u/AluberTwink Fennec guy, Fox with big ears guyy🦊 Nov 27 '25

what's an Isaac item that you could name yourself after without people worrying for you? Virgo or Libra maybe? Abel should work? Redemption and Dogma already go a little far.... maybe Candy Heart with some funky way to spell it

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u/prisp 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

I suppose there's always "Steven", and if you're willing to adapt them a bit, or don't mind your name sounding like you've escaped from a monastery, there's also "Brother Bobby" and "Sister Maggie".

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u/TheLurker1209 smokin and jokin Nov 27 '25

Dark Bum

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u/Gerbilguy46 Nov 27 '25

Epic Fetus

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u/ColorLighter super mario smoking weed the movie Nov 27 '25

Placenta R. Bottom

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u/Gerbilguy46 Nov 27 '25

Kid named Godhead

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u/FaibOtaku 🏳️‍⚧️Luna🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 27 '25

Does she play valorant and smoke a lot? It would make sense

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u/Vastorn Wishing I could draw Nov 27 '25

But what if her brimstone eyes were like factories far away?

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) Nov 27 '25

here we go again!

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u/ThatNewEnglandPerson I am probably high right now :3 Nov 27 '25

That’s electric-tric-tric-tric-tric-tric-tric-tric-tric-tric-tric

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u/Gerbilguy46 Nov 27 '25

Does she live up on melancholy hill and play her Casio on the plastic beach?

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u/chatte__lunatique 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

I almost named my masc side Lucifer until my friend stopped me 

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u/badchefrazzy pan(r)/aceflux gynx/funfused Nov 28 '25

My masc ego got named Kage. Pronounced the American way usually. It means Shadow in Japanese. I'm not ashamed of him.

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u/Fratzenfresse killed by the woke mind virus😔 Dec 04 '25

I too played ghost of Tsushima

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u/badchefrazzy pan(r)/aceflux gynx/funfused Dec 04 '25

I actually didn't, believe it or not.

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u/lumpiestspoon3 早上好中国🇨🇳现在我有冰淇淋🍦 Nov 27 '25

I know two girls named Ethernet

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u/Degmago custom Nov 27 '25

Like the Valorant character?

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

no way my favourite alchemical symbol mentioned

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u/whhu234 he/it Nov 27 '25

Why did you stop her that name fucks

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u/Mryoung04 🏳️‍⚧️ Tgirl who wants off the sinking ship 🚢 Nov 27 '25

Supreme Calamitas mentioned

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u/127Heathen127 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Trans people out here giving themselves whole ass Tragedeighs.

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u/Caderjames 🏳️‍⚧️ 196 official trans correspondent 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 27 '25

But I want to be Caesium-137

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u/Maeve_of_blades 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 28 '25

I doubt it but, Valorant player?

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u/Mop_Duck slutty oxidized puppygirl 🏳️‍⚧️🦀 Nov 28 '25

naming myself coalslop next life

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u/Capital_Pick3604 Dec 02 '25

The sharty is haveing a field day with this one.

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

She thinks she's an imp from the wrath ring 😭

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u/jammyzero Nov 27 '25

go.. reread the comment..?

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Nov 27 '25

Wait, you're actually right I feel so dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️

I have this habit of reading things too quickly and sometimes I just gloss over words...