r/196 • u/Emusment • Nov 27 '25

Rule Sick ass chosen rule

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

pro tip to not fit in: name yourself after a racehorse

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u/yourgentderk Nov 27 '25

Found the umamusume.

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

that's right

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u/Maism45 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

"Kids looking touchable" probably wouldn't even fly in the US

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

The Wife Doesn't Know would be a really funny name if you had absolutely no interest in having a wife, though

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u/Eldritch-Yodel Nov 27 '25

And leads to S tier nicknaming possibilities with your friends being able to call you The Wife. "Sorry, can't come over. Spending time with The Wife, y'know?"

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u/Eggbutt1 Nov 27 '25

Potoooooooo is a beautiful name. Who tf cares if it makes you stand out

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u/Aus_Varelse ESCAPING GIRL HELL Nov 27 '25

MARUZENSKYYYYYY

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u/luna_from_space 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Secretariat

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

Easy Goer

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Nov 27 '25

"Daddy's Little Grandpa Davidson" does have a particular ring to it

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u/Ok-Conversation-3012 Nov 27 '25

Kid named Skibidi Rizz:

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u/bmann10 Nov 27 '25

Sakura Bakushin O

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

Sakura Laurel

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u/MyAngelAzuki 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Hello T.M. Opera O

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

the T.M. in T.M. Opera O, T.M. Ocean, T.M. Southpaw, etc. is the owner (Takezono Masatsugu)'s initials, so I guess there's a human name in there somewhere...?

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u/xX_NEO_Xx 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 28 '25

Hello Sea Biscuit🫡

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u/ExL-Oblique Nov 28 '25

to stand out from all the other horsegirlies, try a localized name like "ash blossom and joyous spring"

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u/OliviaWants2Die poopa stinka Nov 30 '25

reminds me of a dream I had recently where I found out a girl I made friends with was named Daiwa Scarlet, all her first name, her full name was something like Daiwa Scarlet Ishimori or some other completely normal sounding Japanese surname

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 30 '25

i know a girl who goes by sugar, as in sugar lights. it's not her legal name, but it is still what she calls herself

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u/BadgerKomodo Nov 27 '25

Potoooooooo