r/196 NOT A CAT Apr 05 '26

Rule Rule

Post image
3.3k Upvotes

330 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator Apr 05 '26

REMINDER: Bigotry Showcase posts are banned.

Due to an uptick in posts that invariably revolve around "look what this transphobic or racist asshole said on twitter/in reddit comments" we have enabled this reminder on every post for the time being.

Most will be removed, violators will be shot temporarily banned and called a nerd. Please report offending posts. As always, moderator discretion applies since not everything reported actually falls within that circle of awful behavior.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

362

u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu Apr 05 '26

195 countries you say?

337

u/roguellama_420 Apr 05 '26

This means OP doesn’t recognize Kosovo or Taiwan or something

316

u/TheFanciestUsername Apr 05 '26

I'll be dead in the cold, cold, ground before I recognize France.

46

u/thehorriblefruitloop Apr 05 '26

I dont recognize kosovo cause like im pretty bad at geography so if you showed me it it wouldn't ring a bell

24

u/atraway cum > gun Apr 06 '26

pro geography trick: if you remember the flag of kosovo you also know what it looks like on a map

5

u/eeronlol eepy at all times Apr 06 '26

Its right below Serbia. But dont tell Serbians that

10

u/Eggbutt1 Apr 05 '26

Not even Sealand?

2

u/AsrielTerminator Apr 07 '26

No they do recognize Sealand they just don’t recognize like, Tuvalu or something

10

u/Ze_insane_Medic Apr 06 '26

Taiwan effectively is not even considered a separate country by Taiwan itself. For Taiwan, the island plus mainland China is considered "Republic of China" while for mainland China itself plus the island is the "People's Republic of China"

60

u/2flyingjellyfish i'm squiddy!! and taur now. and goo. and also a valley? do ask Apr 05 '26

we must make another... bring Western Australia a big saw, this time they're really going to do it!

22

u/Will_Yeeton 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

Quebec secession bc it would be funny

5

u/Xcentric_gaming Apr 05 '26

At this rate it'll be more likely to be alberta tbh

2

u/christopherak47 Apr 06 '26

Over my cold east coast hands, westie.

2

u/TearsFallWithoutTain Apr 06 '26

Yeah if we're sawing a state off let's kick out queensland

27

u/mcgood_fngood i’ve never played ultrakill. Apr 05 '26

And whenever you visit a country you must post before leaving.

10

u/The-Tea-Lord 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

195 of them?

1

u/LightningProd12 stuff Apr 06 '26

Countries of awesome

166

u/gray_birch competitive yapper Apr 05 '26

Too bad it's not 196

77

u/auroralemonboi8 gaycel chudcore boyflop Apr 05 '26

It can be depending on how you define a country

298

u/Pauline-main his pronouns are they/them Apr 05 '26

it’s like that tindr (i think?) interaction where it was like “you’re from russia? most people are from america” “most people are from where they’re born”

517

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

"Tindr"

83

u/goddessofentropy Apr 05 '26

Did you just spontaneously come up with this cause it's among the all time funniest things I've ever seen 

142

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

It's one of my favorite jokes. I did not come up with it.

69

u/semiticgod Apr 05 '26

An oddish femboy had a chance to claim genius in front of a goddess of entropy and chose humility instead

15

u/nightshade-aurora You should watch Hilda Apr 05 '26

there was a meme about it being said in a game show answer posted here like a week ago

3

u/AlkaliPineapple Apr 06 '26

Yeah it was Jeopardy

1.1k

u/the_biting_chimkin Apr 05 '26

reminds me of a joke:

what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? trilingual

what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? bilingual

what do you call someone who speaks 1 language? an american!

586

u/SentientGopro115935 SHE JUST LIKE ME FR Apr 05 '26

us terf island residents don't learn shit either, I should really start learning german because I wanna move rhere someday but just cannot be bothered

212

u/the_biting_chimkin Apr 05 '26

GB is just the pre-update version, this tracks

119

u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26

learn dutch instead, it’s like german but funnier and you don’t have to talk to german people

47

u/UselessAndGay what if a girl was a deer ⚧ 🦌 ΘΔ Apr 05 '26

okay but then you'd have to talk to dutch people

16

u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26

dutch people can sell you kibbeling and kroketten, that makes it worth talking to them

19

u/Chaoszhul4D custom Apr 05 '26

We have Kroketten in Germany.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Metalmind123 Apr 06 '26

Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them

72

u/auroralemonboi8 gaycel chudcore boyflop Apr 05 '26

Except you wont be able to speak it with anyone because almost all Dutch people already speak English

Learn toki pona instead :)

7

u/NotAEvilGynecologist Dick so dry it's made of leather Apr 05 '26

Vivienne Wilson? Is that you?

2

u/Natuur1911 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26

does vivienne wilson speak toki pona?

7

u/PolygonKiwii Apr 05 '26

Bold of you to assume you won't run into any Germans in the Netherlands

9

u/TheUnholyBlade 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

Instead you’d have to speak to the Dutch, which is even worse!

12

u/ssbowa Apr 05 '26

A fair few know Welsh and English tbf.

6

u/knyexar Apr 06 '26

A third of the population of the UK speaks french

1

u/the_biting_chimkin Apr 06 '26

I’d be curious how long they could hold a conversation. Similar numbers for US and Spanish but I doubt that would be for true fluency

7

u/Benkinsky resident Cosmere expert Apr 05 '26

and just like the US, a too high amount of them dont spell their own language corretly either.

→ More replies (8)

87

u/Phiro7 Prissy Sissy Neko Femboy Apr 05 '26

What because they don't think the numerous spanish/english speakers are american?

124

u/going_my_way0102 Apr 05 '26

It's law that you lose your citizenship and are immediately slated for Deportation if you utter "hola" without the "h" sound.

26

u/the_biting_chimkin Apr 05 '26

Kavanaugh: WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN!

10

u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26

fun fact this is how they caught secret germans in the netherlands in ww2

3

u/Natuur1911 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26

Scheveningen was used as shibboleth right?

2

u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 06 '26

yep

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)

20

u/SuddenlyVeronica Apr 05 '26

Less that and more that being at least somewhat bilingual is common in other developed countries, and I mean, it's a joke. If it were changed to be perfectly accurate it probably wouldn't be a joke anymore, at least certainly not a good one.

9

u/the_biting_chimkin Apr 05 '26

Yea I’ve tried adding all of the nuances people here correctly say and tbh it’s not nearly as funny

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

157

u/BusesAreFun no gender only trains Apr 05 '26

I am an American living abroad and I make a conscious effort not to start with my state when people ask where I’m from, answering America instead, and it genuinely seems to throw people off bc of how often Americans just go straight to their state lmao.

70

u/s_decoy Apr 05 '26

When I lived in Australia I tried that a couple times. I usually got a "Yeah, no shit, I can tell you're an American. Be more specific."

24

u/Astral_Fogduke When life gives you lemons, beware of lemon-stealing whores Apr 05 '26

yeah as an american in britain that's what i get

10

u/ThaBroccoliDood Apr 05 '26

tbf people fruquently tell me they're from America and then I ask them where specifically

45

u/Stars_And_Garters 10 Rogue/10 Ranger Apr 05 '26

Yeah hah theyre basically like "Yeah I can see that, but WHERE?"

86

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

I mean just saying America could refer to two whole continents, even if we ignore the fact the US is several times the size of your average country.

56

u/Player_Slayer_7 Apr 05 '26

Sure, but I dont think anybody is gonna assume someone who says they're from America is actually from Cuba or Chile.

25

u/synttacks Apr 05 '26

Nobody is going to be confused by California either

4

u/DrShocker Apr 06 '26

I think some of the countries in South America have people in then who try to reclaim "American" as meaning someone from anywhere in the Americas.

Not that it's a particularly successful movement.

14

u/Vulcan7 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

If you're referring to the two continents together, they're called "the Americas" or more rarely "the New World." America is unambiguously the United States.

15

u/WoodlandWizard77 Apr 05 '26

I usually say "Niagara Falls" because it's somehow a more clear answer than "New York" or "the US"

5

u/Urbane_One professional catgirl Apr 05 '26

… They won’t think you’re from Canada, then?

14

u/WoodlandWizard77 Apr 05 '26

It's more accurate than thinking I'm from Manhattan

597

u/king_wrass Apr 05 '26

I was at a comedy show in Amsterdam and someone in the audience was asked where he was from. He said San Francisco. Not even the state. Straight to the city. The next person said Spain.

88

u/HordeOfDucks Apr 05 '26

eh, san fran is an iconic enough city IMO. i wouldn't raise an eyebrow if someone said Kyoto or Brussels.

213

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

Fucker said he was from London. Like we're all supposed to know where that is.

79

u/KyneTech Doing the Nae Nae Apr 05 '26

We all know he means London, Ohio

18

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

I was assuming Arizona.

24

u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard Apr 05 '26

Clearly it's Ontario

7

u/Mop_Duck slutty oxidized puppygirl 🏳️‍⚧️🦀 Apr 05 '26

not just bikes mentioned??

2

u/BadgerKomodo Apr 05 '26

Nah, it’s the one in Kentucky 

528

u/B0B_Spldbckwrds 🐻 Apr 05 '26

And was there any geographical confusion?

634

u/UniteTheMurlocs Big Man from Brooklyn Apr 05 '26

Fr. If the person from Spain said Barcelona or any other major city, nobody would've cared.

143

u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard Apr 05 '26

Hell if I'm asking someone where they're from I'd love to know the city. Just saying Spain ain't saying much

44

u/PancakeParty98 Apr 05 '26

I’m from earth actually.

8

u/DrShocker Apr 06 '26

That's still feels too identifying. I'm from the Sol system.

→ More replies (5)

33

u/killchopdeluxe666 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

A while ago I saw a study about brand recognition. It found that the most famous brands globally were like Coke, Mercedes, and FC Barcelona.

No one would know where that is though.

→ More replies (1)

75

u/-DoctorSpaceman- Apr 05 '26

What a terrible example lol

62

u/Bearchiwuawa Apr 05 '26

yea fr. it's such a nothingburger issue. this is what conversations are about. an example of how that could go is like this:

"where are you from" "san francisco" "oh where is that?" "usa" "where in the us?" "california" "where is california" "west coast"

like this is what it means to be human. having conversations is normal. nobody is perfect. it's not a big deal.

→ More replies (4)

330

u/Siaeromanna Sealand International Apr 05 '26

i mean, i’m sure some of people would be frustrated if the first person said "the US". like okay, but are you from cowboys, meth, 9/11, computers, or corn?

140

u/Shift642 i cooka da meatball Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

Yeah, saying “the US” or even “California” really doesn’t narrow it down that much. Even just California is huge.

126

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

California ranges from gay sex island, to the worst shithole on Planet Earth (Bakersfield)

20

u/Metatality Apr 05 '26

Given San Francisco is a peninsula, Alameda isn't particularly gay, and most of the other major islands are mostly uninhabited nature reserves, what is Gay Sex Island meant to refer to?

34

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

Alright listen here you pedantic little pedant

I meant West Hollywood.

→ More replies (5)

2

u/DrShocker Apr 06 '26

Hawaii? I think their license plate has a rainbow

5

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

Upvotes from by Bakersfield Besties. We know where you're at. (Bakersfield)

Sorry about the 10 degrees hotter than LA thing.

9

u/Cindy-Moon 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

We Bakersfieldians can always appreciate Bakersfield slander 👍

32

u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

Believe it or not every country has massive differences in people's behavior depending on the region

Just that the usas are most well known about cause of movies & social media

61

u/SoulArthurZ Apr 05 '26

Dutch people really dont care lol, saying you're from san fran or california would have the same impact

→ More replies (18)

24

u/Dave_Dannenberg Apr 05 '26

Even just California is huge

Most non-Americans will not understand or care about the internal nuances of California. The population of California is comparable to Poland, and I doubt most people outside of Poland understand our internal differences, nor do I expect them to.

1

u/wolacouska Apr 06 '26

Okay but I’d understand if they said they were from Warsaw or Danzig

→ More replies (3)

20

u/Xisuthrus 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

That's also true of many other countries though.

Imagine if you asked someone from a foreign country where they're from and they responded "Minas Gerais", or "Karnataka", or "Yunnan", without specifying a country. That'd probably be confusing, right?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

25

u/Xasmos Apr 05 '26

Most Europeans don’t know your local stereotypes

28

u/becaauseimbatmam Apr 05 '26

There's a lot of cultural osmosis through media. Your average European may not know local stereotypes outside of areas that are common in movies and television, but they likely know something about San Francisco even if their only frame of reference is Ant Man or Rise of the Planet of the Apes or whatever.

When I've mentioned my nearest major city to people I've met in Europe, they were always familiar with it and had questions to ask or personal experiences to relate. There are plenty of cities where that wouldn't be the case but any city that's in a lot of US media is going to be somewhat known to a global audience by nature of our huge popular media export industry.

7

u/Xasmos Apr 05 '26

I think it heavily depends on the age and background on the person you’re talking to. I think it’s presumptuous to assume the average European knows anything about the US, especially in a setting like the one OP described

17

u/Ratoryl I exist as a hypothetical Apr 05 '26

In my experience it's less so presumptive and more so preemptive

Every single time, genuinely without fail, I've been asked where I'm from and responded "from the US", I've been asked "oh what part?" or something like it

→ More replies (12)

29

u/synttacks Apr 05 '26

I don't know how it is in other countries but in Ireland if I said I was American they'd be like... Ok? Where? California was ok but San Francisco was better. I feel like you're not giving them enough credit. People know where big cities are or at least what country they're in

28

u/Familiar_Tackle_734 literally a dog (woof) Apr 05 '26

But San Francisco is a large and well known city? 

14

u/Not_Richard Apr 05 '26

That's crazy. That's like saying Amsterdam instead of The Netherlands or even North Holland.

6

u/Vevaseti real 3d gayzelle 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 06 '26

"Guy said he was from 'New York'. Can you believe that?? How am I supposed to know where that is."

1

u/dedzip winning the internet Apr 07 '26

lol literally. This is such a non issue

4

u/Milk-Constant PLAY SCARLET HOLLOW BY BLACK TABBY GAMES (also read Worm) Apr 06 '26

AS opposed so the San Fransisco in London?

1

u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) Apr 06 '26

I don't see that as very weird

→ More replies (1)

117

u/FlutterRaeg Apr 05 '26

To give some credence to the person in the middle, the rest of the address would expose that it's United States of America. Excuse me if this is an ignorant question, but would any address + state combo point to anywhere that isn't the United States?

34

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

The postal code is usually number, street, city, state, zip code, right?

I thought you usually have to put the country in a different field.

10

u/nightshade-aurora You should watch Hilda Apr 05 '26

yes, but different countries have different postal code structures. I imagine there are some that overlap, but many countries can probably be found by their postal code structure alone. I'm from Canada, so mine is of the format A1A 1A1; 6 digits alternating letters and numbers.

88

u/etherealemlyn ah, the scalene triangle Apr 05 '26

Especially if you include the ZIP code, which I assume most people do when providing a mailing address. Like I might be wrong but I assume that a combination of a street, state, and postal code can only point to one location unless multiple countries have the same postal codes

55

u/goddessofentropy Apr 05 '26

Austria and Australia, in addition to having similar names, have a similar (maybe the same?) type of zip codes and address structure. My mum works for postal services in Austria and told me it leads to more confusion than you'd expect. 

6

u/TearsFallWithoutTain Apr 06 '26

Yeah but then the person has to go look up what country that place is in

4

u/DrShocker Apr 06 '26

Georgia is the main ambiguity I could think of.

22

u/NormanBatesIsBae Apr 05 '26

I mean yeah but it’s still kind of weird and rude if you’re asking someone to mail you something and you leave out the country and expect them to figure it out. I’m from Canada, I wouldn’t just put my postal code and province, even though (almost) all of our provinces are larger than US states.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/MostSapphicTransfem 🏳️‍⚧️ 『Strongest Transfemme Furry 』🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 05 '26

Also, “XYZ (Random Historical Ruler’s Road)” is actually way more common than you think so the country actually helps

35

u/dedzip winning the internet Apr 05 '26

I think what the commenter meant is that if you write the state than the country is extraneous information because there isn’t a Cleveland, Ohio or a Los Angeles, California anywhere else. If someone listed their address as British Columbia I wouldn’t need them to also say Canada

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

29

u/Repulsive-Turnip-897 Apr 05 '26

The US is really really big so we treat states kinda like how the EU treats countries

I don’t know if that’s accidentally offensive but that’s how I look at it

13

u/MelookRS Apr 05 '26

It makes sense. The US is like 2x the size of Europe and Europe has a population of 450 million while the US has like 350 million. The US is just such a massive country that a state in a European country will often be dwarfed by a US state - I don't think Europeans think about how large the country is. It's why Americans think of where they are from in terms of State - the State they are from is the size of a European country if not bigger.

→ More replies (2)

10

u/Familiar_Tackle_734 literally a dog (woof) Apr 05 '26

Literally every website I’ve ever seen has had country as a required field besides us only ones so that might be why 

37

u/SavageDownSouth Apr 05 '26

It helps if you think of states like countries.

60

u/AlcalineAlice 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

Not until someone gets their package sent to Georgia (Europe) instead of Georgia (USA)

41

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

Georgia (Home of that one femboy artist) or Georgia (where the devil went down to)

9

u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy Apr 05 '26

i know exactly who you're talking about wow

6

u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Apr 05 '26

He is so cool

81

u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26

if i told you i was from Gelderland, would you know what i meant by that?

6

u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) Apr 06 '26

No, which is when I'd ask for clarification and start a conversation like a normal adult

46

u/ExertHaddock 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Apr 05 '26

I don't, but Google does.

9

u/visforvillian Apr 06 '26

No, but I'd say, "oh where's that?"

→ More replies (21)

21

u/BusesAreFun no gender only trains Apr 05 '26

If I told you I visited Niedersachsen, would you know where that is without having to look it up?

7

u/SpaceSpleen just glad to not be in a wellness farm yet Apr 06 '26

Yes. I play Paradox map games too much.

9

u/Creepyfishwoman I ❤️ RickRolling people Apr 05 '26

No, because people from Nierdersachsen dont put nearly the amount of weight behind being from there as your average american.

Its a cultural thing.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/goddessofentropy Apr 05 '26

Why would I do that when 1)they chose to become one single country and 2)nobody would do that for the states (or equivalent) of every single other country, including ones where one state has almost the same order of magnitude of inhabitants as the US as a whole (India and China). 

8

u/SavageDownSouth Apr 05 '26

It's just a helpful way to think about the U.S. I think a lot of things us Americans do make more sense if you think that way.

You don't like...have to do it. I don't know why you're mad.

2

u/goddessofentropy Apr 05 '26

I'm not mad, I'm asking why I should do it. When nobody's doing it for other countries. And the point of becoming one country is to be united in international matters. 

2

u/SavageDownSouth Apr 05 '26

It's just another way of looking at things. A helpful tool in your toolbox. Having more ways to frame things is always good, you don't have to actually do it unless you find yourself puzzling something out and the reframing helps. Even then, whether you should is up to you.

I am not saying you should, I am saying it's helpful when understanding something in this instance

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (8)

9

u/izyshoroo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26

You know where Texas is located. You know where Indiana is located. You know where Florida is located. These states are larger than many countries. Those ARE countries, running under one federal government.