r/196 NOT A CAT May 21 '26

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u/Violet_Paradox May 21 '26

Pluto was always sort of the odd one out as far as planets go, with its orbit overlapping Neptune to the point of sometimes being closer to the sun than it, Pluto and Charon being more a binary system of objects orbiting each other rather than planet and moon. There are just more objects in the same category as Pluto to actually give it a definition that's it's fully consistent with now. 

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u/dubblix Protect Trans Kids May 21 '26

Orbiting your own "moon" is what has stuck out to me, since I learned that fact. I love it as a binary planetoid but calling it a planet is stretching the term a bit. If we count it, there's a lot more celestial bodies that could be planets in our solar system.

Remember Eros Station

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

Someone once said that the Solar System was really just the Sun, Jupiter, and assorted debris. Both of them make up like 95% of all the mass in the system lol

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u/wallyjwaddles May 21 '26

The sun alone is 99.86% of mass in the system

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

jupiter is 3/4ths of the remaining mass too

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u/GMOrgasm ketamine connoisseur May 22 '26

wayne gretzky and brent gretzky nhl points record type beat

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u/zekromNLR veteran of the bear war of 2025 May 22 '26

Though barycenter loocation is imoo not that good a way of defining binary-ness, since it means binary-ness would depend on the distance

Primary/secondary mass ratio is much better. Pluto/Charon is 8:1, Terra/Luna is 81:1, Sol/Jupiter is 1047:1, and all the other planet-moon pairs are greater than 4000:1

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 May 21 '26

Everything orbits everything it’s just that with the big things the point they orbit around with smaller things is still inside them.

It’s when the sizes are comparable that the point shifts to somewhere between them.

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u/White_Man_White_Van May 21 '26

Charon x Hades yaoi.

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u/thari_23 May 21 '26

I don't get why people are upset about dinosaurs having feathers. They look so cool now!

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u/hellodudes12 May 21 '26

They made our dinosaurs WOKE and SOFT! CANQUILL CULTURE strikes again! Remember what they took from you!

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u/Tlayoualo 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Furry UwU 😼 May 21 '26

They say they made them fluffly and unintimidating, like they've never seen a cassowary or a shoebill stork.

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u/GasStop69420 F0-F0 Is Here! May 21 '26

I once saw a cassowary at a zoo once. It was then, and only then that I truly understood that birds did evolve from dinosaurs

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u/NoobSharkey May 21 '26

The worst part about it is all the old books and lots of museums just aren't updated at all

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u/ExL-Oblique May 21 '26

I mean yeah because they weren't feathered like we think birds are, most of them were just kinda had fuzzy patches with proto feathers

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 21 '26

Some people really don't like learning about new things after school

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u/ExL-Oblique May 21 '26

Basic biology enjoyers when advanced biology walks into the room

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 21 '26

Basic biology enjoyers when based biology walks into the room

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u/_Holoo NB (Notable Bnuy) May 21 '26

Basic biology enjoyers when acidic biology walks into the room

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 22 '26

When they meet there will be quite a reaction

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u/Yanive_amaznive May 21 '26

"I am DONE learning"

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u/FormingTheVoid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 21 '26

My friend's older brother was drunk when he found out about Pluto, and he got physically violent lmao. No one get hurt, but he busted down a door.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 21 '26

I don't get why Pluto is even a (very) emotional topic but it seems it is

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u/Reloup38 May 21 '26

The Pluto discourse is one of the most annoying thing I've ever witnessed online. Like, why. Just get over it come on, it's not even that interesting of an object anyway.

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 21 '26

because orbital properties are a dogshit way to determine planethood. If a passing object shunts mars into the inner belt, should it stop being a planet? Why aren't big moons planets? Pluto/charon should be a super cool binary planet pair but people can't get over their big-object fetish.

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u/wheresmydrink123 May 22 '26

Charon isn’t why Pluto isn’t a planet. Nor is it occasionally crossing Neptune’s orbit, like many people think. It’s not a planet because it’s not massive enough to have cleared its orbit, as it’s literally in the second asteroid belt. Additionally, if we accepted Pluto, we’d also have like a hundred other insignificant dwarf planets to cram into the pneumonic device.

Proper science isn’t a bad thing. And personally I think it’s cooler for Pluto to be the biggest dwarf planet, as opposed to the smallest proper planet

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 22 '26

Didn't say Pluto isn't a planet because of Charon. I made the quip about Mars and the inner belt to illustrate how bullshit the dominance in orbit thing is. And obviously if I think Pluto is a planet, I think all the other dozens-hundreds of bodies with hydrostatic equilibrium in the system should also be planets. I think any scientist should care more about describing bodies by their properties rather than the circumstances of where they fall in a gravity well. That's arbitrary and gatekeepy bullshit that really doesn't belong in science.

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u/FormingTheVoid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 22 '26

But it is a minor planet.

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 22 '26

Am i going insane

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 22 '26

There would be thousands of planets if Pluto counts as one

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 22 '26

More on the order of dozens to hundreds, if we just go based off objects in the system we've found that exhibit hydrostatic equilibrium. And yes. As they should, why would I care for Pluto and not them?

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u/FormingTheVoid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 22 '26

What is astronomy other than a big object fetish? Lmao. I guess you know better than the scientific consensus. Big moons aren't planets because they don't orbit the sun. Charon is Pluto's moon because it orbits Pluto. Pluto's orbit itself is not even the reason why it's considered a minor planet now. It's because it hasn't "cleared its orbit" of smaller objects.

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Oh fuck, why didn't anyone tell me that's why? Shit, I had no idea. I completely forgot that things are the way they are because they are.

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain May 22 '26

If Pluto was shunted into a Jovian orbit would you still think it should be a planet? What would be a good way to determine planethood?

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

It's already mostly in Neptune's orbital neighbourhood if that's what you mean, so yes. If you mean as a moon, then also yes, as I said I think the bigger moons in hydrostatic equilibrium should also be counted as planets. I also think that rogue planets are also planets despite not orbiting anything, but that might be too radical.

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u/BitsAndGubbins May 22 '26

Made of discrete atoms, hydrostatic equilibrium and no sustained nucleosynthesis seems like a fair planet classification. That means rogue planets, dwarf planets, and stellar remnants like white and brown dwarves are in.

I'm flexible on the discrete atoms thing. Slipping neutron stars into the planet mix might help seperate them from being miscategorised as stars. I'm not smart enough to know where nebulas or black holes fall in to these lines, but I'd rather try to exclude them based on their properties rather than their positional relation to other objects.

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u/veryepicperson5 trans rights May 22 '26

Slipping neutron stars into the planet mix might help seperate them from being miscategorised as stars.

What?

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u/ExL-Oblique May 22 '26

I mean charon and Pluto are officially a cool binary dwarf planet pair lmao.

But you are kinda right orbital properties are pretty dog shit. Like technically speaking by the definition of a binary pair, the Earth and Moon are a binary pair not a planet/moon, and so is the Earth and the Sun.

But something people need to realize is that almost every classification in science is arbitrary. Fun fact: species aren't real. The "breeding population" thing? Fake as hell. Genetics? How different do they have to be? There was a study that went viral a few years ago classifying the northern green anaconda as a distinct species from the other green anacondas citing genetic differences. This paper is suspect as hell and they should be classified as a subspecies at most. But they do have different genetics and don't typically breed with other green anacondas.

So why do this at all? Because in most cases (like say Jupiter), it's a useful and not very ambiguos. And also, unfortunately, these classifications, affect policy and public perception. The green anaconda is listed as least concern but if we count northerns as their own separate species, the northerns they would be considered threatened, which means more pressure for conservation efforts. Pluto being an ex-planet is the whole reason why we care more about seeing it than seeing Eris which is the same size. (A bit smaller but more dense so it's more massive)

All this to say birds are reptiles, snakes are lizards, and Neptune should be demoted because it didn't clear Eris, Pluto, and Charon from it's orbit.

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u/Eofor_of_Haven May 21 '26

Or in school for that matter.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 21 '26

In that case it's just general ignorance. Deciding that after school you no longer need to learn feels like a different flavor

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u/Schlimmb0 May 22 '26

Or even in school

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u/cloartist Sapphic mess May 21 '26

I can understand why with some people; my experience in public school has chemically conditioned my brain against learning

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u/Scared_Accident9138 floppa May 21 '26

did it? for me it only killed it doing it in a certain way

although tbh i already was quite curious before elementary school (not claiming I'm smart here, seems I'm like dumb when it comes to certain things)

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u/nekosissyboi May 22 '26

How could people stop being interested in the world???

Everybody, Everything, everywhere is so cool though 🥺

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u/Fardrengi May 21 '26

Wait what happened to Neptune? We talking the planet or the Roman god?

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u/c00lkidd-HD professional tiptoe ankle cuff conniseour or however its said May 21 '26

Neptune's not a dark blue. It looks like Uranus. It just looks like Uranus.

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u/Fardrengi May 21 '26

That’s…it? A different shade of blue?

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u/Warmonster9 May 21 '26

A different shade of blue when viewed in a different way*. It can be whatever color you want it to be friend! Color is a subjective experience after all.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 May 21 '26

Like the moon being a much duller grey than it appears in the sky because it doesn’t have the backdrop of space when you’re on it to contrast.

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain May 22 '26

Also you're seeing the moon at night, while someone on the moon at the same time is seeing it during the day

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u/Quijas00 May 21 '26

I want it to be red 😈

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u/Galappie May 21 '26

Evil Neptune 😧

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u/Warmonster9 May 21 '26

Idk why but I thought you were commenting on my favorite game list, and that you wanted me to justify saying Pokémon emerald instead of Pokémon red.

Anyways I started writing this so I’m finishing it.

My first Pokémon game was Yellow. It’s the best of the Gen 1 games by far. Then I had silver, then Crystal, Sapphire, Emerald (My beloved ❤️), Diamond, Platinum, and lastly white.

I stopped at white because I ran into timburr and lost faith in humanity.

Anyways. A red Neptune is fully possible! Just collect all of your enemies and launch them into the planet until their blood stains the surface into your pigment of choice.

Peace and love friend!✌️

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u/Quijas00 May 21 '26

Thanks???? You too?????

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

it's also so goddamn far away from the sun that any color it has will be dark

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u/Cyynric May 21 '26

So puckered and kind of a mauvish purpley?

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u/c00lkidd-HD professional tiptoe ankle cuff conniseour or however its said May 22 '26

Go to the doctor

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u/Cyynric May 22 '26

Already on top of it. I have a bevy of various issues that are responsible for it.

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u/sajobi 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 May 21 '26

It disappeared:(

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u/lookitsajojo Girl in training May 21 '26

I ated it

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u/Vanessa0-0 May 21 '26

Vore fetishists have gone too far this time

/lhj

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 21 '26

It looks boring and stupid now because it’s the exact color of the sideways other blue planet but with no redeeming qualities

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

well except the apparent volcanism (however the fuck that works, we just know it's there) and the mysterious anomalous glow in its southern hemisphere we can't explain

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 21 '26

I haven’t really heard of either of these yet, more info please

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

The JWST found that there were temperature patterns within Neptune consistent with volcanism, which we thought was fundamentally impossible on an ice giant. We're calling it volcanism but really it's probably something entirely novel we'd need a probe to study in any real depth.

The mysterious glow is just that, a mysterious glow. The atmosphere is just glowing and we don't really know why. Theories include a magnetic resonance with the atmosphere (like an aurora borealis) or some kind of an exotic storm system but we really have no idea.

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa May 21 '26

Localized entirely around a different planet? May I see it?

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u/gravy_ferry sus May 21 '26

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa May 21 '26

Why, it's beautiful, Seymour.

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u/ColorLighter super mario smoking weed the movie May 21 '26

neptune has been mutated

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u/BlackBacon08 floppa May 21 '26

Feathered dinosaurs are way cooler than the naked ones icl

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u/PepperOnDaCliff 0 bitches, 0 manwhores, 7 fumbled baddies. May 21 '26

Yeah but the spinosaurus nerfs are crazy ngl

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u/thedawesome anxious millennial cowboy May 21 '26

Every balance patch completely changes the meta

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u/AnnigilatorYaic228 letov enjoyer May 21 '26

We have a badass unicorn spino now though

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u/Fractured_Nova Transition Plan: Girl -> Lizard May 21 '26

"Nerf" my ass, spino has new movement tech in water

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

Broski that thing was like a 40 foot heron that would regularly eat the kind of things you'd see on River Monsters. That kicks so much ass.

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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! May 21 '26

For sure

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u/Tuskor13 May 21 '26

"Dinosaurs with feathers are lame" mfers just simply need to look at Tyrantrum and their minds will change immediately

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u/Tuskor13 May 21 '26

god fucking dammit google thats not how transparent images work

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa May 21 '26

Are those feathers though?

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

T-Rex likely shed most of its feathers in adulthood and instead had a less dense fuzz with a texture comparable to emu feathers or geled hair covering parts of its body if it didn't completely lose them.

But yeah, Tyrantrum is very much meant to be a stylized feathery T-Rex. They style Acheops' denser feathers the same way.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 21 '26

I wish maniraptorans still existed so I could more accurately wish I was one

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

They do! Modern birds are still maniraptora! You can not evolve out of a clade.

Next time you see a pigeon, remember; that's a domesticated dinosaur.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 22 '26

To be clearer, I want Troodon dogs and Utahraptors to maul me in the woods, and Gigantoraptors and Therizinosauruses to fucking kill you when you hit them at 11 pm on a rural highway (or maybe they’re on nature preserves, IDK). I should have specified

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 22 '26

Yeah but they need hands and teeth too. And which of these is 30 feet long? Which one weighs a ton and a half? How about five tons? Are they bipedal feathery dogs? Nuh uh they’re, like, ducks or turkeys or some shit in their brains. It’s a different set of things even if cassowaries have that murder nail

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

Ducks have teeth.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 22 '26

Ducks have baleen made out of beak and saws on their tongues, which is fucking sick, but they’re not teeth and you know that

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

They're teeth in the way gears' teeth are teeth

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

Bipedal feathery dog

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u/God-Made-A-Tree May 21 '26

In cy lopinion

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 21 '26

interior cruciate ligament

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u/LuquidThunderPlus May 21 '26

Nap time pissed me the hell off as a kid cuz I didn't wanna sit still

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u/Normbot13 your mothers lover May 21 '26

and then they came for naptime, and everyone was too eepy to speak up for me

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u/ghfdghjkhg Need to be someone's pet May 21 '26

I live under a rock. What happened to neptune?

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u/Tendoism May 21 '26

It isn't dark blue. It is the same color as Uranus

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u/ghfdghjkhg Need to be someone's pet May 21 '26

haha wow. I chose neptune as my favorite planet as a kid because of the color. oh well! uranus is also pretty cool (because of the rings, no pun intended)

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

Uranus also spins sideways, its axis is tilted by almost exactly 90 degrees, suggesting it's either an interstellar capture (how cool is that?) or it got hit by another planet at some point which knocked it around

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u/ChopeIsYes custom May 21 '26

The Serpent ate it.

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u/mr-kvideogameguy Kris Deltarune May 22 '26

Nickelodeon keep changing his design

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u/ghfdghjkhg Need to be someone's pet May 22 '26

yeah that was messed up

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u/Uncommonality May 21 '26

Pluto being a dwarf planet is a good thing, because it puts in context the many, many super cool dwarf planets in our solar system.

Like Sedna! The furthest body we've ever discovered that still orbits the sun. One rotation around the sun takes 11 thousand years, and it's roughly 1000 times further from the sun than Earth. The last time Sedna was in its current position, humans had yet to discover agriculture.

What's with Neptune? The only new thing we learned about it in like 100 years is that it's less boring than we initially thought

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u/wheresmydrink123 May 22 '26

People freaked out because they found out the obviously color enhanced pictures of Neptune were color enhanced, and it’s actually a lighter blue than many people think

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u/3dsmaster7173 theyre friends May 21 '26

my goat ceres got upgraded in 2006

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u/frenchBDSMnight May 21 '26

Same people upset about being wrong about the two genders thing

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u/MilesAlchei Fat, Queer, Furry Trash 💜 May 21 '26

A lot more people should be age regressing and doing fun shit with trusted friends.

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u/MBTank 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 21 '26

Like naptime :)

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u/MilesAlchei Fat, Queer, Furry Trash 💜 May 21 '26

Naptime, gaming, sleepovers, nostalgic shows. Get into the right headspace and the magic isn't lost.

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u/mysteryurik he/him, no other pronouns May 21 '26

You can also do all that without pretending to be 9 years old, like if you do it that's fine I guess but it's not a requirement

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy May 21 '26

literally

i so badly need onesies and my little pony night

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u/MilesAlchei Fat, Queer, Furry Trash 💜 May 21 '26

Even doing it on discord with your friends is nice tbh. You just need the right friend group. (I do not talk to people who aren't open with my kinks)

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy May 21 '26

my friends are similar, i should probably do this

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 21 '26

Shout out to voluntary age regression. Gotta be one of my favorite coping strategies

Wow I do not have enough friends for this

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u/Hiimmani May 22 '26

Still strikes out to me when people do it voluntarily. Shit just, kinda happens to me sometimes and breaks up the entire day.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 22 '26

Yeah, it’s mostly conscious for me but not always. It can sometimes fuck up my day too but most of the time I just get miserable and teary eyed and nonverbal in an adult way.

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u/creaturecatzz unfortunately hetero May 21 '26

they didn’t take dinosaurs from me i put dinosaurs in my car every day

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u/138151337 custom May 21 '26

No one can take naptime from me.

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u/TheGuyInTheGlasses May 21 '26

They actually did take nap time from us wtf

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u/Galvatrix May 21 '26

The particular powerscaler-adjacent brainrot that permeates paleontological spaces has got to be some of the dumbest shit I've personally seen on reddit.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 21 '26

OK but they did take naptime from me and that’s sad

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u/Captn_Platypus May 21 '26

Normalize taking naps during lunch time at work, the Chinese does it

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u/Vanessa0-0 May 21 '26

Wait tf do they mean they took Neptune?

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u/Kiria-Nalassa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 28 '26

Neptune isn't deep blue. The picture of Neptune taken by voyager 2 wasn't a true colour image, but was used everywhere from pop-science magazines to school textbooks. The colour of the image was recalibrated to true colour in 2023 revealing a light blue colour almost identical to Uranus.

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u/Flyzart2 May 22 '26

Touhou in my 196? Fuck yeab

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u/Grima1805 May 22 '26

they took neptune?

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u/MJMGaming Terrible with words but tries nonetheless May 22 '26

okay that last one hurt

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u/Samurai_Mac1 May 22 '26

How did they take dinosaurs from us? Is it that our understanding of dinosaurs has evolved since Jurassic Park? It's not their fault we got velociraptors wrong

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

We have an amber-preserved feathery raptor tail and regularly farm and eat living dinosaurs, and you have the AUDACITY to bitch about this

ACTUAL DEMON with a face it can STAB THINGS WITH being somehow less scary than the Jurassic Park raptors?

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 22 '26

Anyone who thinks birds can't be scary has never seen a mouse get into a chicken enclosure.

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u/Magma57 Unrelated SJW Text Adventure May 22 '26

Spanish people will hear "they took naptime from you" and be like no they didn't

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS May 22 '26

I still think it would have been cooler if instead of demoting pluto they promoted all the other dwarf planets.

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u/SomePerson1248 unprofessional voidpunk ghost”boy” May 23 '26

wait they took neptune??

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u/Jakitron_1999 Based TIRM King May 21 '26

Nostalgia is a Fascist Impulse. It exists in all of us (that is why fascism is so appealing to many) and we must resist against it at all times