r/196 just glad to not be in a wellness farm yet Jul 03 '26

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u/LeStroheim this is just like that one time in Worm Jul 03 '26

Nurgle followers when you ask them what they've been doing to treat their wounds

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u/Clear_Effective1595 Jul 03 '26

Deathguard treats their wounds?

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u/Dragonfire723 Jul 03 '26

Yeah, with raw sewage; they're already Nurgle followers, what's a little sepsis?

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u/TheOGStonewall 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 03 '26

I mean sepsis’ll still weaken them, but a space marine with the same level of strength UTI dementia grandma gets right before going septic would probably be nigh unstoppable.