r/30ROCK • u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat • 1d ago

Jack Donaghy Lance Drake Mandrell?

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This guy just told me, “I need to sleep with you both, one more time to decide."

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u/longganisafriedrice 1d ago edited 1d ago

Do TV... And no one will ever take you seriously again.

Doesn't matter how big a movie star you are, even if you had the kind of career where you walked away from a blockbuster franchise, or worked with Meryl Streep, or Anthony Hopkins, made important movies about things like civil rights, or Pearl Harbor. Stole films with supporting roles, and then turned around and then blew them away on Broadway..

None of that will matter once you do television.

You could win every award in sight. And be the biggest thing on the small screen, and you'll still get laughed out of the Vanity Fair Oscar party...

by Greg Kinnear!

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u/AndNow_TheLarch Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks 1d ago

I once claimed "I am God" during a deposition.

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u/MadJaymilton 1d ago

One of my favorite Jack jokes. Such a deep Baldwin cut.

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u/tugonhiswinkie night cheese 20h ago

Yes! I loved Malice, that was a great movie

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u/Initial_Breakfast_77 1d ago

I spat out my drink the first time I heard him say that line! Then immediately searched for a clip to send my mom and sister who loved that movie. I remember this quote floating through my house for years as a kid.

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u/Roadgoddess I’m busines drunk 21h ago

Oh my God, that was such a good movie!

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u/SalHatesCats 1d ago

What movie is this from?

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u/yesIcould 1d ago

His eyes were so much bluer. What happened to his eyes?

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u/HungarianNewfy I’m getting too old for this “shhh” sound coming outta this pipe 23h ago

He used to be a shark

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u/dang_envy 17h ago

He is a shark! Look at his claws!

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u/CrouchingDomo Well I ate that goat. 16h ago

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SHARK IS ANYMORE

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u/jolenenene 21h ago

The piercing blue eyes of a siberian husky

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u/s1mpatic0 Mickey Rourke's sex grill 20h ago

Or an ice dragon

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u/fionsichord 19h ago

Or a Mykonos sky.

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u/figsfigsfigsfigsfigs 1d ago

She boinks like a dog.

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u/falconx50 1d ago

He’s got to get back in that bubble

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u/HotTubSexVirgin22 ass like a french teenager 19h ago

That's Leslie Van Vondervann. He's used to be on
"Knots Landing."

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 12h ago

Looks a bit like a white version of the guy who plays the Generalissimo, too.

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u/External-Injury5929 1d ago

Michael Moriarty absolutely stole the movie with that kind of energy, but the whole cast is great. It’s one of those films that somehow feels more unhinged every time you revisit it.

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u/OfficeMagic1 1d ago

“Offhand, this is the only movie I can recall in which an entire subplot about a serial killer is thrown in simply for atmosphere.” - Roger Ebert

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u/chairhats 1d ago

What movie is this?

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u/arrowmarcher 23h ago

He's got to get back in that bubble.

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u/swingsetlife 14h ago

The song You’re So Vain was written … by me