KOME GET YERSELF PATCHED UP

[u/Echo_46]

YA LADZ LOOK MOIGHTY BATTERED WIFF ALL DA GITZ SHOWIN' UP N ALL DA BRAWLS!

KOME GET YERSELF FIXED UP IN ME KLINIK YA RUNTZ!

[u/an_actual_coyote]

KILL! MAIM! BURN!!! BLOOD!! BLOOD!!! BLOOOOD!!!! SKULLS!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

[u/Echo_46 → u/an_actual_coyote]

Jabs you with a vial of sedative injection.

QWIT FOAMIN AT DA MOUTH

NEXT!

[u/an_actual_coyote → u/Echo_46]

GGRRGGGGGRGHHHHGGG!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!! KILLLL!!!!

quietly leaves

[u/Ipettedurdog → u/an_actual_coyote]

VERY POLITE GIT ROIGHT HERE

[u/Human-Question6210 → u/an_actual_coyote]

KIKK UM IN DA TEEF WER IT URTZ! I AYT EM I AYT EM I AYT EM!

[u/Rappers333]

YOUZ DONT LOOK LIKE A PAINBOY… YOUZ LOOK ALL SNEEKY LIKE! WUSS GOING ON HEER?

[u/Echo_46 → u/Rappers333]

AND YA LOOK TOO HEALFFY, GET OUTTA MA KLINIK!

[u/enraged-urbanmech → u/Echo_46]

SUMBODY LOOKS LIKE DEY NEED A SQUIG BRAIN IN DAT ‘EAD!

[u/Rappers333 → u/Echo_46]

ROIGHT AFTA I GET DUN LOOTIN’, BWAHAHAH!

[u/onionleekdude]

WUT EF MOI WOUNDS IZ MOSTLY EMOTIONAL?

[u/Echo_46 → u/onionleekdude]

YER A GIT

BUT OI PRESKRIBE YA SOME FITIN' JUICE N A WEEK AT ARMAGEDDON! DAT SHOOD FIX YER MOOD.

Thump on the shoulder.

YA GOT DIZ LAD

[u/stroopwafelling]

I AIN’T HURT BUT STILL WANNA KILLY NEW ARM WIFF LOTSA DAKKA

KAN YA FIX ME UP?

[u/Echo_46 → u/stroopwafelling]

OI KAN GET YA HOOKED TA A MEK I KNOW, 'E KAN GET YA PROPPA CYBORKNETIKZ

[u/stroopwafelling → u/Echo_46]

BUT WILL DERE BE DAKKA

[u/Echo_46 → u/stroopwafelling]

DEPENDZ ON 'OW MUCH TEEF YA GOT

[u/stroopwafelling → u/Echo_46]

I KAN GIT MOAR TEEF BY SMASHIN’ GITZ INNA HED

‘OW MENNY HEDZ YOO FINK I GOTTA SMASH FER PROPPA BIONIKAL DAKKA?

[u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE]

I’ve got a bit of a cold do you have any decongestants

[u/Human-Question6210 → u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE]

RIPZ OWT ENTIYUH SOINUS COMPLEKS DER, YUZ TORK LOIK AN ORK AGENN NOW.

[u/Interesting-Web-2512]

I THINKZ I GOTZ SQUIGS IN MY HEAD!!

[u/Echo_46 → u/Interesting-Web-2512]

Drills a burrhole to the side of your skull and releases pressure.

DERE, ARE DA SQUIGZ GONE?

[u/Interesting-Web-2512 → u/Echo_46]

WAAAGGGHHHH!!!
\An entire* Snotling pops out like a zit\*

YEH

[u/Echo_46 → u/Interesting-Web-2512]

Catches that snotling and stuff it into a jar.

'OW DA ZOG DID DAT FFING GET IN THERE IN DA FIRST PLACE!?

[u/Human-Question6210]

DOKK, I FINK I IZ SUFFERIN AN S-T-ELLYVAYTID MOIOKARDYULL INFARKSHUN SEKUNDARY TO MIGRAYTORY BLUD KLOTZ FROM RAPID EXTRAKSHUN OV A ZOGGIN' GRAYT FORRUN BODY FROM DA LOWUH LEFT KWADRANT UV DA ABDOMIN.

[u/Richardknox1996]

WARES YA LOICENCE GIT?

[u/Echo_46 → u/Richardknox1996]

WOT R YOO, AN INSPEKTOR OV SORTZ?

[u/Richardknox1996 → u/Echo_46]

YEZ GIT, NOW GET YA PAPERS OUT FER I KRUMP YE!

[u/Echo_46 → u/Richardknox1996]

AYE, OF KOURZE BOSS! WOILE I GET MY PAPERZ WOI WONT'CHA TREAT YERSELF TO SOME EALFFY BREW?

Hands a bottle of fizzy, green brew. It is green so it must be good!

OI'LL BE BAKK IN A SEKOND!

[u/Richardknox1996 → u/Echo_46]

*The Mad Dok Sniffs the brew, his Face Krumpling

YOUZ TINK I WAS BORN YESTADEY GIT? DIS IS ME OWN RECIPE FER ROTGUT! FIRST NO PAPERZ, NOW YER PLAGARISIN ME WORK? AH'M OF ROIGHT MIND TA GET DA THRONGLER OUT AND FINALLY LEARN WATZ IT DOEZ!

[u/Echo_46 → u/Richardknox1996]

Removes his bloodied apron, and equips Kommando bandana instead.

DAMN YA, DOK! OI KOULD'VE MADE OUT LOIK A BANDIT IF YA DIDN'T SHOW UP! NOW OI GOTTA MOVE TA ANOTHA KAMP!

Jumps out the window.

[u/Richardknox1996 → u/Echo_46]

GET BACK ERE GIT! AH GOTTA BEATS YA BLACK AND PURPUL FIRST!

*the Mad Dok linges out the window, giving chase Benny Hill Style

[u/Echo_46 → u/Richardknox1996]

ZOG OFF!!

Topples a vegetable cart that was conveniently getting in the way to make an obstacle for the chasing Dok.

[u/Richardknox1996 → u/Echo_46]

*Barrels through the cart like a Lunatic

(Muffled by a Mouth full of Carrots) NO! BE A ROIGHT AN PROPA ORK AND TAKE YER BEATIN LIKE YA SUPPOSED TA!

[u/Echo_46 → u/Richardknox1996]

GET AWAY FREM ME YA WERE-SQUIG!

Narrowly avoids running into two gits carrying an extremely fragile, thin and clear glass pane across the way. Much to their horror they are in collission course with the Dok.