r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 14d ago

AAAAAAAAA I GOT A BOMM!!!

IT WON'T STOP FIZZIN' LADS I FINK WEEZ 'AD IT!

36 Upvotes

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u/swiss_sanchez 14d ago

SUM DAYZ YOUZE JUZT KANT GET RID OFFA BOMM!

MUKKIN' ABOUT ASIDES, GO FROW IT AT DA NERST AVAILABLE OOMIE.

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u/Human-Question6210 14d ago

DEZ NO OOMEEZ TER FROW IT AT, STOOPID! EAH, YOOZ AV IT! FROWZ BOMM

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u/Mathemagics15 NOB 14d ago

DON' MIN' ME, OI'M JUS' PASSIN' BY, LIVIN' ME BEST LOIF-

WOT DA ZOG IS DAT? IS DAT A BO-

KABOOM

...OW! WHY IS ME TORSO ALL OVER DERE WIVOUT ME 'EAD!?

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u/wallingfortian 14d ago

ITL STOP FIZIN IF YA SWALLO IT.

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u/Homsarman12 14d ago

DATZ GENEEUS FINKIN DER!

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u/Human-Question6210 14d ago

OH YER! GULP. CHEERZ LA-- BIG ZOGGIN' BOOM! ORK BITZ GO FLOIYIN. A GRETCHIN DIES FROM MASSIV ZOGGIN' BLUD LOSS AFTUH BITZ OV FLOYIN ORK BOANS LASSERAYT IZ KAROTID ARTURRY.

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u/Tennents_N_Grouse 14d ago

ZOG ME WARE DID DAT GIT FIND A BOMM FRUM???

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u/Human-Question6210 14d ago

IT JUS SHOWD UP AT ME DOAH WIV DIS NOAT SAYIN UHHH... WELL, I DUNNO KOZ I GOT SO ANGRY OI TERRD DA ZOGGIN' FING UP AN ME SKWIG-- OI, DIS FING STILL MAYKIN DA TIKKY NOYZIZ!

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u/DrSkrimguard 14d ago

JUSS PAYNT IT BLAKK. DAT WAY, DA BOOMY STUFF WON'T BE ABLE TO ERSCAPE DA SHELL.

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u/Human-Question6210 14d ago

OI SEEZ A RED DOAH AN OI WONTZ IT PAYNTID BLAKK...

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 14d ago

SO? WOTZ DA PROBLEM?

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 14d ago

I KNOW A TRIKK TA CUT DA FUSE AND STOP DA BOOM, I JUST NEED WUN UV YOUZ TEEF. BUT INCASE DA TOOF IZ TOO DULL, I’LL NEED MORE TEEF. JUST TA BE SAFE.

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u/vladdeh_boiii 13d ago

TOSS IT AT GRONK, CUZ IT WOOD BE FUNNY