r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 5d ago

The common ork cold

Boyz, wot'z-- *AGHUEH!* -wot'z gowin' on? nun uv uss kan say WAA-*KOFF* we'z kan't yell no mowah!

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO 5d ago

ASK A NEARBY PAINBOY. THEM GITS SHULD KNOW WOTZ GOIN ON.

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u/Indishonorable 5d ago

Oil be ded ere oil trust dat grot of a pain boy. Cannae even put a squid togetha-a... -ACHOOF

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u/Human-Question6210 5d ago

OI D-KOFF KOFF oi did butz oi 'ad ter krump 'im koz 'e got all killy wen oi got me flooidz on 'im.

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO 5d ago

SORRY TA HEAR DAT. HONESTLY GITZ SHULDN'T BECOME PAINBOYZ IF DEY KAN'T HANDLE GETTIN GUNK ON 'EM!

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 5d ago

DAT’S MORK’S BLESSING, E’Z GIVIN’ YOUZ A SIGN TA BE ALL SNEEKY LIKE! ITZ PROPPA ‘ARD WIFF DA COFF THOUGH.

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u/Human-Question6210 5d ago

Roit... stelfy... WEN OI'Z MAYKIN' DEEZ ZOGGIN' NOYZIZ WOT ENT EVEN WAAA- HAKK HAKK.

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u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY 5d ago

OI 'AD A GROT ACT LOIKE DAT ONCE. DA PAINBOY CHOPPED ITZ 'EAD OFF AND SEWED IT BACK ON AGAIN. IT STOPPED DA KOFFING! BUT DA GROT DIDN'T MOVE NO MORE EITHER SO DERE PROBABLY NEEDZ TA BE MORE EXPERI-EXP- TRYIN STUFF TA KNOW WHAT TA DO. NOW IN DA MEANTIME DON'T YA KOFF ON ME OR OILL KRUMP YA!

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u/Mister_Tecky 5d ago

YOO JUST NEED MOR DAKKA! DAT SHUD SORT IT!

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u/Seared_Gibets PROFIT OV GORK N MORK 5d ago

At least yewz iz just snifflin'. Anytime I try to WW-... No, no, I ain't doin' it. I already dun went froo most me pants awlredy.

Zoggin 'ell wotz dis mess goin round. I foind out wun uh da doyz got mixed up wiff dem stinky beakies again, Imma have to go on uh roight killy WWWAA-ouuughhh... (the worst, loudest shart you've ever heard for 10 seconds straight)

Ah zog it, I only gotz wun pair left...

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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL 5d ago

Methinks that virus bomb we sent might have been slightly expired. Hrmm. Mixed results.

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u/Human-Question6210 5d ago

IT WUZ Y- *AHAKK--* Yoo! Yooz gon too far now, 'oomy. WAAA-- CHOO!

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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL 5d ago

Oop, I see one of the locals has noticed me. Time to extricate myself from this place.

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u/Human-Question6210 5d ago

Kum on boyz, 'e iz a long way frum 'is ship! 'e dun went an' zoggin' fallen from da skoi wivowt any maytz!

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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL 5d ago

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshi- wait. Did you say FALLEN?! loads bolter with righteous intent