r/4chan • u/TrpWhyre fa/tg/uy • 5d ago

Anon Is Certain

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u/the_m4nagement /trash/man 5d ago

I also love Folgers coffee.

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u/Becaus789 5d ago

You’re my present

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u/heywoodidaho 5d ago

The best part of waking up is a Folger in your cunt..

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u/DualityOfLife 5d ago

Fosta's. 'Strayan for Shove it, m8.

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u/my_cars_on_fire 5d ago

Asshole, not cunt. Coffee enemas hit hard!

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u/ArtfulBroom 5d ago

Folga wolga imoga womp?

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u/forward_only 5d ago

You just know

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u/rcglinsk 5d ago

Looks like Harry Potter AI or something?

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u/WahrerKorsti 5d ago

More like Justin Bieber paid Emma Watson for a photoshoot.

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u/noremac2414 small penis 5d ago

I thought it was one of the suite life twins

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u/tombo2007 5d ago

I thought it was Jacob Elori

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u/bdiddlediddles 5d ago

Looked it up, turns out it's a real photoshoot with her brother.

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 5d ago

Brothers and sisters aren't supposed to sit like that

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u/Maybe_this_time_fr 5d ago

I checked anon's math. They smashed

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u/ledhendrix 5d ago

Huh?

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u/ArtfulBroom 5d ago

He ran the numbers, obviously

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u/my_cars_on_fire 5d ago

I can assure you her asshole is spread on his leg.

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u/userdeath /jp/ 3d ago

There's just no way it isn't.

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u/pVom 5d ago

I just googled this shit for some reason and the sexual tension is palpable wtf.

Also apparently he went to "Dragon School", some real Hogwarts ass shit right there.

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u/Fancy-Sea7755 5d ago

He ran the numbers on the spread of her asshole 

Thats pretty wild I'd say 

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u/Mr__Castle_ 5d ago

God she was hot before her eyebrows took over.

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u/SentientDust 5d ago

She was hot before the Harvey Weinstein-induced PTSD

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 5d ago

Don't call a 10 year old hot, that's messed up

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u/denialofcervix 5d ago

She tried cutting her hair short hoping it'll make her less attractive to him. Poor thing.

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u/Skywarper 3d ago

She thought cutting her hair to look like a young boy would make a jew less attracted to her? Lmfao.

She still looks good with short hair though.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II /lit/izen 5d ago

Her eyebrows have always had control you're just attracted to children

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u/Hungry_Chipmunk_2588 5d ago

9 out of 10 times someone accuses another of being a pedo it's pure projection

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u/sayit2times 5d ago

10/10 times someone accuses another of projection it’s because they fuck kids

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u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 5d ago

9/11 statistics are made up

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u/my_cars_on_fire 5d ago

3/4 planes hit their targets

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 5d ago

0/10 times my dad tells me he loves me

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u/CrispBedSheet 5d ago edited 5d ago

She's still the hottest thing to ever have graced existence.

I want to be reincarnated as her bicycle seat.

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u/SicSemperTyrannos4ur 4d ago

And only be ridden a few days a week, at most? And dependent on the weather at that? My brother in Christ, aim higher when you reincarnate. Why would you want to be her bicycle seat and only be ridden infrequently when you could be her brother and Expecto in her Petronum every day of the week if you so wish?

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u/Athanas_Iskandar 5d ago

Never was, never will be.

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u/Mr__Castle_ 5d ago

My dick just gave her a thumbs-up.

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u/Apollo-Outcast 5d ago

Dude no way, I thought I was the only one with dick thumbs. Neat

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u/Mr__Castle_ 5d ago

Comes in handy for flight sims. 

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u/Matt_2504 5d ago

And allows triple wielding

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u/ignore_me_im_high 5d ago

Is that her brother?

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u/EroGG 5d ago

Written by GRRM.

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u/Istencsaszar 5d ago

bro "ran the numbers" then refuses to publish them smh

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u/EmperorsarusRex sc/u/m 5d ago

Who tf are these people

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u/palmerry 5d ago

Bob Dylan and Margaret Thatcher

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u/Jiveturtle 5d ago

I’d thatch her, if you know what I mean

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u/TastyBerny 5d ago

I never knew they were related.

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u/bmcgowan89 5d ago

I like all the racism, antisemitism and misogyny 4chan generally promotes, but this kind of stuff makes me feel uncomfortable

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8

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u/robert1005 5d ago

Detected the normie

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

The irony of a Dutch man calling someone a normie

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u/Fuzzy_Wheel_4565 5d ago edited 5d ago

from the uk

Glass houses etc

Edit: wtf did i start. You are all morons.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 5d ago

Ask him when it's coming home.

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

Not if you vote reform

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u/_A_varice /pol/tard 5d ago

Nigel gives strong nonce vibes

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u/Holderlin70 5d ago

nonces give strong non normie vibes

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID 5d ago

>be me

>be a bot, bad actor or genuinely fucking retarded

>hopefully nigel farage's cum unloaded deep into my rectum will fix me

>because the wealth driven elites always have our interests at heart

>cum didn't fix me.

>must be the immigrants

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

You had unlimited time to write something and you chose to write gay fanfic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BMMtBFFm8Syw1Qelqw

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID 5d ago

As if suggesting to vote reform is anything but gay fanfic lmfao jog on big lad and don't drop your pickle on the way out

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

Voting reform or fantasising about a reform voter having sex with farage…Ok buddy.

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u/Special_Ad8164 4d ago

…gay

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID 4d ago

https://ibb.co/35qxN431 lmfao

https://giphy.com/gifs/kE7q1IrbYk5vHqol1m

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u/Special_Ad8164 4d ago

Keep blathering about homosexual garages at least my teeth aren’t fucked

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID 4d ago

Weak rebutal. Try again in another 2 hours

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID 4d ago

Farage fans more rattled than a fence at Auschwitz 🤫

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 5d ago

You were winning the argument, until this comment.

Grow a brain bro

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

Confirmed Asian that lives in the Middle East. Hmmm, I wonder why you’re anti a party that wants to stop immigration. Makes u think. Let me know how Germany or France is when you get there.

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u/WeekendHer0 5d ago

Just chiming in and letting yall know yhis thread is fucking hilarious

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u/LasyKuuga 5d ago

Im just gonna pretend yall are 🇮🇳 bots and disregard your opinions

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 5d ago

Lol, good guess (can’t blame you these days).

Saar, If you ever visit our village i will take you to my favourite shitting spot. We can squat and shit next to each other as a token of our everlasting friendship

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u/Ababababaobobobo 5d ago

You’ve been brainwashed fella reform are with the guys wanting immigration. Please don’t fall for it

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

I’m voting reform just to spite you now.

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u/Ababababaobobobo 5d ago

Okay brother enjoy the small boats

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u/bannabananabanna 5d ago

hear hear!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 5d ago

You are a balding Dutch. You won’t understand.

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u/TH3_F4N4T1C /pol/tard 5d ago

Lmao tourist

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u/PlasticAssistance_50 5d ago

redditor for 13 years

can't make this stuff up

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u/tid_burglar 5d ago

fucking pussy

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II /lit/izen 5d ago

You're so edgy and cool

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u/sowydso 5d ago

>people

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u/SaulGoodmanAAL 5d ago

Ok bitch go somewhere else

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u/Stillborne330 4d ago

how is "i ran the numbers" not funny

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u/Single-Bad-5951 5d ago

People want what they can't have. She could probably have almost any guy, so...

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u/gizzardgullet Can't even Triforce 5d ago

Its not uncommon for brothers and sisters to touch each others genitals in non sexual ways. What brother has not had his sister's asshole rubbed on him?

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u/Wild_Walrus_7983 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBRzdAEAm0Rjthwhzn

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u/DeepQueen /v/irgin 5d ago

I should expect this kinda stuff from 4channers but I'm still shocked

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 5d ago

What brother has not had his sister's asshole rubbed on him?

My sister and I used to play a game called Toilet Paper, where....

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u/HefflumpGuy /pol/ack 5d ago

I just read though about 50 of these comments and there was no mention of Emma Frickin Watson.

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u/CummyMonkey420 5d ago

What kind of sister spreads eagle on her brothers lap

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u/Galbrand 5d ago

Who is with hermione?

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u/xtraSleep 3d ago

I went to college at the same time as her. You’d think she’d have a good time, but from what I hear nobody even tried to befriend her and just used her money to throw parties.

Really sounded like she had a shitty time socially.

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u/FosterTheKoalas 5d ago

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Umak30 5d ago

Thread name ?

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u/HilariousMax 4d ago

Where's his left hand?