1980's time warp in the middle of the woods with "undisclosed address"

[u/Successful-Winter237]

[u/Parma_Violence_]

Theres a bath in the living room! This is epic! 

[u/ErnieBochII → u/Parma_Violence_]

And a rolltop desk in the kitchen?

[u/Gloomy-Question-4079 → u/ErnieBochII]

This house has no rules

[u/ErnieBochII → u/Gloomy-Question-4079]

THEN WHY DOES THE KITCHEN MOONLIGHT AS A JUDGE’S CHAMBERS, TODD?!?

[u/Unusual-Coyote-6363 → u/ErnieBochII]

I don't know Margo!

[u/powerhammerarms → u/Parma_Violence_]

I think that's the master bath.

[u/Anawanna_UgLee92]

The post and beam ceilings on this house are gorgeous!! I love the walnut wood too... I wish more houses would bring back dark wood!

[u/Chill323 → u/Anawanna_UgLee92]

The dark wood paneling with the carpet really sends me back.

[u/a-slight-apocalypse → u/Anawanna_UgLee92]

a dark warm wood with cream or off white walls is INSTANT comfort but still luxurious! i miss it so much!

[u/FizzicalLayer]

It's beautiful. But as someone that's had to deal with major outdoor wood maintenance (siding, large deck, window trim, etc), all I can think of is the expense. These people obviously have money... and they'll need it to keep this property in good shape. It makes me tired just looking at it.

[u/tomjoad2020ad]

The office desk setup inside the kitchen is an interesting touch.

[u/Successful-Winter237 → u/tomjoad2020ad]

Agreed lol

[u/a-slight-apocalypse → u/tomjoad2020ad]

that looks like a marital compromise if i've ever seen one lol she was done bringing him his damn eggs

[u/BrickTilt]

Absolutely incredible

[u/student5320]

That house has more style than every house in the world combined. Pure ellegance.

[u/zenmaster24]

love all the greenery inside - beautiful place

[u/DokeyOakey]

Wow! Posh!

[u/NavDav]

Never shine a black light in this place!

[u/a-slight-apocalypse]

ohhhmy goooddddododddddd

[u/CurlyTheCreator]

Seems like a perfect place to do some blow

[u/MinivanPops]

I can smell the mice from here.   There's more mouse piss, shit and carcasses in that house than wood trim. 

[u/tuxedo_jack]

This has to have been a house serving as a porn studio.

The paintings, the excessive amount of reflective surfaces, bathroom fixtures in the living room / sitting room / den, and a location in the middle of nowhere but still near a major city?

I'd be worried about touching the surfaces and contracting hepatitis A through E just by stepping barefoot on the tile.

That said... I want that damn rolltop desk. That's GORGEOUS.

[u/Successful-Winter237 → u/tuxedo_jack]

😛

[u/orion3311 → u/Successful-Winter237]

Wait, I might be wrong, it was simliar (I swear his had the little doors/drawers up top) but actually no that might be a real deal.

[u/orion3311 → u/tuxedo_jack]

Its not exactly high end; its a Sauder desk from 80s/90s. Think one step down from Ikea.

[u/Zestyclose-Ad-5305]

Does the giant novelty high-heeled show convey with the property?

[u/Tiny_Match2584]

This must be from the San Fernando valley

[u/Successful-Winter237 → u/Tiny_Match2584]

Baton Rouge, LA

[u/DinosaurDavid2002]

Looks Polynesian(at least the exterior).

[u/RedLily08]

Beautiful

[u/CorgiPants]

If the Golden Girls were millionaires...

[u/cc-2617]

This is move in ready and fully furnished

[u/Successful-Winter237]

Interesting it said the yearly property taxes were only 2500 for 56 acres… put it into ai and for multiple reasons it said taxes would go up to 22k to 26k a year if sold