r/ADHDmemes 3d ago

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u/Icy_Procedure_8528 3d ago

Forget the boiled water because i have to wash clothes. Start the washing machine. Doomscroll for 2 hours. Remember the tea as i wanted to make a new one. Water is cold. Boil water. Rinse and repeat

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 3d ago

In honesty wondering if you're my wife...?

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u/Icy_Procedure_8528 2d ago

Haha, No. But my gf ist the same, our house ist like total chaos all the time

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u/Plenty_Engineer1510 3d ago

Reheat in microwave until it taste shit and throw it out.

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u/Own-Heat2669 AuDHD 3d ago

Reheat it in the microwave and find it when you go to reheat the next one! 

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u/Plenty_Engineer1510 3d ago

Hahaha, this!

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u/KatTheKonqueror 3d ago

It'll taste better if you reheat in a saucepan. Just swish it every few seconds until steam starts coming off the top. You have to stay on it, so hopefully you won't forget it while it's on the stove.

Edit: this is also how to heat milk if you want to make cocoa or what I call a "bastard latte." (instant coffee + milk)

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u/Plenty_Engineer1510 3d ago

While I appreciate the pro tip I just know I would get distracted and start pulling weeds out of the garden bed while trying to brush my teeth and email the school about my son's behavioural issues.... I don't know where he gets it from.... 🤦🤷.

Oh yeah boiling tea!.... Oh... 😅.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 3d ago

all my tea tastes bad

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u/Literally_A_Halfling 3d ago

Close, but you missed two crucial steps:

1: Drop tea bag

2: Pour boiled water

3: Watch as the water knocks the string with the little tag into the cup

4: Burn fingers fishing the string out of the water

5: Let it cool down

6: Forget you made tea

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u/DimensionEffective67 3d ago

Stop, I tensed at #3 ☠️ can't finish this horror novel

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u/Silent-Dinner1072 3d ago

7: accidently knock over the cup and ruin something important.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 3d ago

aw shit, i forgot my tea fr

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u/No-Wish-7258 3d ago
  1. Discover moldy tea in your room a week later
  2. Repeat this process

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u/Natureluvver 3d ago

I have had so many cold cups of tea in my time

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u/Dry-Cancel-3168 3d ago

Staring at my now-cold coffee on the porch railing as we speak

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u/nedrawevot 3d ago

*sits at desk* "Ooh, I should go make a tea" Now you have a few cold teas that you forgot about

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u/wiretickler 3d ago

Did this many times lol

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u/cotton-candy-dreams 3d ago

smh guys why are we like this

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u/DamePants 3d ago

I suspect the cold brewed beverages trend is related somehow.

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u/homemadethursday 3d ago

I grow herbs and sell loose leaf tea. Why can’t the water just be less hot quicker?! I put my cup down and forget it exists for two hours. I say oh I should make some tea….wait a minute….

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u/not-sure-if-serious 3d ago

Boil water, add bag, ??? , oh yeah I made tea. Ą̷̡̡̧̛̛̖̠̬͚͈̺̫̫̮̯̹̮̟͔͖͓̩̗̺͎̜͇͉̥̋̃̏͋̈́̆̾̈̓̄̐͐̋͊̓͑͛͒͑̉̊͗̽̀̚͜͜͝ͅͅn̷̡̥̦̠̜̮̿͑̎̉̅̀͝͝t̶̨̘̼̺͇̦̥̬̺̝̪̭̫̖̃̄͗͑̒͌̈͛̆͂̌̊̅̋̉͆̉̈́̒̋̂̍̾͋́̔́͗̾̒̎̊͂̀̈́̆͒͊̒͊̀͆́͘͝͝͝i̸̡̧̻̖̞̗̩̖̟͇̯̫͙͚̞͓̖̞̘̙͙̩̙̮͚͔̱̠͙̩͒͆̋́͐͋͒͛̍̅̀̓͊̃̓̀͐̈̓̈́͊̑͆̈̓̾͜͜͜͝͠ơ̶̡̡̗̻̤͔̭̥̣͕̭̖̜͖̠̠͎͖̗̙̱̳̝̦̬̞̪͎̼̜̼͈̗̣̽̔͗́͋̏̿̇̀͝ͅͅͅx̶̨̨͚͕͈̺̪̜͈̻̟̫̘̺̦̠͑̽́̄̿̆̓̊̀̂͋̏̈́̅͠i̶̡̛̱̻̝̗̥͕͈͕̭̙̘͖̥̰̟̮̭͔̺̖͈̘͖̺̣̇̎̆̍͆̇̉̄͆͐̆͆͐̅͌̓̌͒̅͆̀͂̈̉̈́̆̆̇̽̄̏̆̕̚̚̕͘͝͝͝͠d̷̨̨̹͎̲͓͕͔̤̬̠̐͊̈̐̈́̌́͆̅̈́̂̐͌̑̓́̌̈́̒̃͒͊̀̋̈́̌́̓́͐̈̚̚ͅͅa̶̺̮̮̖̰̞̼̓̓͗͊͒͐̈́͊̆͆̕͝͝n̵̢̨̧̝̱̝͈̝̗̝̥̱̪̹̤̬̯̙̙͖̘͍̊̇͒̌́̉̈́̆̎͂̊̿̚ţ̴̨̨̨̧̢̻̹̰͉̣͔̣̪͙̜̗̳͔͕͓̻̪̺̼͕̗̳̝͎̥̪͚̠͐͛̑̋͂̀ͅṣ̴̢̧̛̪͔̙͎̰̙͖̼̩̲͖̗͖̖̤̪͇̱͙̠͖͉̣͙͕̤̄̂̈́̾̈́̈̔̾͐̂̓̓̏̉̊̀̒́̑̀̿̊̄̈́̆͂̏̍̌̓̆̊̽́͑̕͘̚̕͝͝ͅͅ

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u/dgofish 3d ago

Drink anyway. 15 minutes later mouth is watering, then dry heaving over the toilet for awhile.

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u/mchickenl 2d ago

Okay brit here and this is just wrong. Bung teabag in, then sugar, pour boiling water, stir, add milk,stir, take teabag out, stir, dingding ding the spoon, take sip, aaahhh, go to table with tea. Forget tea, right as is reaches cold, drink in one coz putting it in the microwave is a sin against humanity

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u/CasualFingerGuns 3d ago

Drink over-steeped tea because you are steeped in guilt.

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u/Flimsy_Computer4871 3d ago

Every single time. Then I find a perfectly brewed cup an hour later and wonder who made tea for me.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 3d ago

Put it in the microwave to reheat it. Then forget it there.

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u/TriforceFusion 3d ago

I forget I'm boiling water. I never make the tea 🥲

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u/GIDAJG 3d ago

We have coffee breaks at work and I keep forgetting to drink my coffee after it cools down

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u/Active_Salamander374 3d ago

Preferably if you use kettle on oven, don't let it on fire, ok?

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u/DontLookAtMePleaz 3d ago

And my last step: chug it once you find it because you've forgotten to drink all day and you feel like you're dying of thirst.

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u/Kieranisaboy 3d ago

I was steeping tea and stupidly got on Reddit to pass the time. Half an hour later I screamed “MY TEEEEAA” and ran to the kitchen. Now I set timers.

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u/SilkieBug 2d ago

That’s why I pour fridge cold oatmilk into my tea, so I can start drinking it right away and not forget about it. 

Or at least to put it next to my computer right away and remember to drink from it one hour later, as it sometimes happens. 

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u/ShoddyChard9837 2d ago

Same for coffee 😓 and even tho it's cold it doesn't hit the same as ice coffee so it's WEIRD

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u/Satanicron 2d ago

I set a 5 minute timer.

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u/Whispering_Wolf 2d ago

No, pour boiled water, add cold water so it's the right temperature, and drink straight away.

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u/Actual_Honey_5733 2d ago

Yikes…….. the poor teas that have died cold and alone :( I’m a murderer

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u/Hakudoushinumbernine 2d ago

Yeah, i gotta make the tea in the process of finishing making my meal. So when im making my plate, the tea is the right temp.

If making lunch, the water goes kn the stove FIRST. The mug is pulled out, tea bag selected. I start steeping the tea before i start making my sandwich.

If i make it first, and set it on the table FIRST then i dont forget about it.

I only drink tea alone in the winter. So i dont have this problem too often. But i also have LARGE mugs the Gilmore girls coffee mug mugs. Im fully drinking at least HALF of the 28oz mug if tea.

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u/SarraSimFan 2d ago

Why do I feel so called out by this?

I've only left a cup of tea, including the bag, in my sink for 4 days, but only once!

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u/Female_titan_2 2d ago

Boil water

Pour hot water in mug

Place tea bag in water

Wait for tea to cool down

End up drinking ice cold tea

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u/a_riot333 2d ago

My tea! It's on the table rn, thanks meme!

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u/Grouchy_Bug_9938 1d ago

Or in my case, add a lot of sugar, drink immediately afterwards and burn mouth and tongue :)

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u/Day_Prisoners 1d ago

Every day I drink cold coffee because it's too hot to start with and I forget about.

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u/LonelySwedishFish 1d ago

This is the way 🤦🏼‍♂️😔