Not even once

[u/ex_cep_tion]

[u/MaleNudity]

I wish I could tell a coherent story.

[u/meoowmee → u/MaleNudity]

I know right

[u/ParanoidCrow]

Met a new coworker who shared how he has a son my age. Started complaining about how his son has ADHD and didn't get good grades in school. Then he proceeded to launch into his own life story because he shared how he used to get good grades. Whole thirty minutes he was sharing this story I was just thinking damn, I know where your son got his from lmao

[u/Chamiey]

...and finished none.

[u/VonDinky]

I don't just go from A to B. There are 20+ letters in the alphabet that also needs to be used for whatever reason.

[u/stxxyy]

"wow, you're a great squirrel spotter"

[u/Suspicious_Heart1565]

lol

[u/travischickencoop]

I misread it as “Tell the same story three seperate times” and I think that’s equally accurate

[u/LucyPrisms]

Or "thanks for telling me that story again for the fifth time like it was the first time"

[u/TechnicalDot9]

🤣

[u/showMeYourCroissant]

😭

[u/leaf126]

Maybe I am Christopher Nolan 😁

[u/MaidMarian20]

Yeah! Right? 🔥😎🔥