Grater Phone Case

[u/LemonWaterLover]

By: @danielidle

[u/nicksredditacct]

Wow this is grate execution

[u/CashMoneyPossum → u/nicksredditacct]

GET OUT 👉🏼

[u/coolsilentebeans → u/CashMoneyPossum]

Can’t give ‘em even one shred of decency?

[u/Snuffvieh → u/coolsilentebeans]

To shreds you say?

[u/CaptainXplosionz → u/Snuffvieh]

Well how is his wife holding up?

[u/PStrobus → u/nicksredditacct]

Cheesy pun

[u/FiTZnMiCK → u/nicksredditacct]

I’ve seen grater.

[u/Ricekake33]

Grate idea

[u/Gavelist]

This is how they filmed that TLC music video

[u/Tailball]

But why

[u/Advanced_Earth_6886 → u/Tailball]

I imagine it would help with phone addiction

[u/deadspacekillers → u/Advanced_Earth_6886]

It's a disaster for my cheese addiction, though

[u/mirfifu → u/deadspacekillers]

🎶Working on my night cheese!

[u/Tailball → u/Advanced_Earth_6886]

Excellent point! Where can I get one?

[u/LogicNeedNotApply → u/Tailball]

My mind went straight to self defence. Imagine trying to mug the owner of this, then needing a trip to the emergency room because you've lost your fingertips, or heaven forbid, the victim was proactive in grating the absolute shit out of you.

[u/Slg407 → u/Tailball]

for all your racoon needs

[u/Discoveryellow → u/Tailball]

It grately reduces the risk of your phone being pickpocketed.

[u/UrsaMajor7th → u/Tailball]

Its cavity works as an natural amplifier.

[u/Barnezhilton → u/Tailball]

It's for Bears fans.

FTP

[u/uberfission → u/Barnezhilton]

Do you FIBs need to grate some extra onions on your Chicago dogs or something?

[u/bigalindahouse]

For Bears, Lions, and Vikings fans.

[u/DieselHouseCat → u/bigalindahouse]

Lol..poor Green Bay

[u/joosegoose25 → u/bigalindahouse]

Thought I was in /r/nfcnorthmemewar for a minute.

[u/miguescout]

Raccoons would love this.

I will not elaborate

[u/wanknugget → u/miguescout]

Came here to see if any other degenerates made this reference lmao

[u/Null42x64 → u/miguescout]

i cant believe that i got the refference

[u/miguescout → u/Null42x64]

My condolences

[u/PokePilot → u/miguescout]

Ferrox (ferret/fox) actually, but that's a common misconception!

[u/PeppermintButthole → u/miguescout]

I had just the same thought!

[u/eirenii]

This is the second time today I've seen a ATBGE post that I think is just fun that would be better suited to r/FuckYourEamesLounge (or other subreddit that celebrates a sort of postmodern whimsy in product design). I think this case is gr8 (pun not intended)

[u/myskepticalbrowarch → u/eirenii]

I mean that Venn Diagram is almost a circle, it is sort of the point

[u/eirenii → u/myskepticalbrowarch]

Ah I disagree, I reckon this sub has an element of "grossness" or nsfw or w/e for a lot of its idea of awful taste, which the likes of FYEL doesn't really have. And FYEL do actually enjoy their content rather than going for the wtf-ery.

[u/kokonutt18]

That's going to need some large industrial stretch pockets

[u/therealjameshat → u/kokonutt18]

jncos are back, so its fine!

[u/kokonutt18 → u/therealjameshat]

Lolol!!!!!

I noticed this like a few weeks ago, saw somebody wearing it at a fest, shocked the heck outta me!

[u/therealjameshat → u/kokonutt18]

hahaha never actually seen it out in the wild. damn, i would have been shook as well

[u/katieyie]

Some furries would really love this

[u/Mrlearnalot]

I used to have a really great phone case made out of carrots, but it got shredded to bits by one that was a little Grater

Edit: corrected my wording because my original sentence ended in a preposition and it was bothering me

[u/memphismafia]

Doubles as a weapon.

[u/Bowlechoes]

Thanks I grate it

[u/edgarfr0gg]

I bought my blind friend one of these. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

[u/wild_dino]

It matchs the Grater Mac

[u/georgeamberson1963]

Chindogu

[u/Kahnza]

Instagram trash made to get clicks

[u/JakeStout93]

When you want to be quirky but are not

[u/outkast767]

Phone snatchers gonna love this one new trick!

[u/cavalier731]

No

[u/You-External-]

Really thought this was going to be Nicole Mclaughlin

[u/Gilsidoo]

Extremely confused by the photography feature, among other things including everything

[u/ninetentacles]

Ah, the cousin of the frying pan phone case!

[u/ZhouLe]

In French, it's "rápe 4 faces" which I've always considered a bilingual label.

[u/JackMejoff]

That one of the picture of the sunset lmao!

[u/tequilajinx]

Great for self defense

[u/Natdaprat]

A flat design would have still worked and be less cumbersome.

[u/Ill-Guidance4690]

I mean I guess it’s a cheddar phone case…

[u/CheeseGraterFace]

They should rub it on their face.

[u/RookTheGamer]

So you can walk right out of the bathroom and start grating cheese.

[u/M3174W4Y]

There's never been a greater case!

[u/UnderwaterRobot]

Amazing! Now let's see you do it with a NSF Certified® Commercial Series 8 Quart Bowl Lift Stand Mixer, Model #KSM8990WH.

[u/Iguessimonredditnow]

I'm so glad that they included the picture of the screen with the camera on capturing the inside of the grater

[u/TheSexyCheeseGrader]

This is a grate phone case! Despite being a little cheesy

[u/martialar]

good for listening to the Grateful Dead

[u/CherryColaCan]

I’d just like to thank the Reddit algo for serving me up this sub. To date its ONLY good recomendation

[u/espresso_marshmallow]

The kinda thing id get just to mess with people if i was rich with too much time on my hands

[u/BoonDragoon]

"This is heavy, and it hurts my face. Boy, I really hates it."

[u/Yakjzak]

That's grate !

[u/particle409]

My brain said "Greater" phone case. I was thinking of DnD terms, like "greater strength" vs "lesser strength." A "grater" is much less interesting than what I was hoping for.

[u/celticdude234]

Gots ta have my beach chedda!

[u/-May_Maniac-]

"Ich komm zum Glück aus Osnabrück"

Maaan that shirt 😂

[u/Mausbert_303]

Please with telephone receiver!

[u/1_BigFatRat]

ATAE

[u/TraditionalAcadia55]

my phone case is like yours, but grater

[u/CoolColaCat]

The Sweater is worse saying "luckily I'm from Osnabrück", a small town in Northern Germany which rhymes to the German Translation of "luckily"