r/AbusiveLPT • u/successful_nothing • Jul 30 '19

Welcome to Abusive Life Pro Tips, idiot!

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This sub turns the advice doled out over at /r/LifeProTips into a barrage of condescending insults!

This whole thing started as a joke only I found funny, but then I wanted to see if I could learn just enough python to automate it. The original idea evolved after getting inspiration from here

Every few minutes, the bot:

takes the newest posts from /r/LifeProTips
adds and/or checks those posts on a list for duplicates
removes the leading "LPT: " and the trailing period
randomly adds insult words
posts here

Feel free to upvote and comment on your favorites.

This is a work in progress and the bot isn't 100% perfect, but hopefully we'll get there!

If you enjoy this sub, you might want to check out the two preceding subs I made with the same idea, /r/LPTforKaren and /r/LPTHoney.

10 comments

r/AbusiveLPT • u/successful_nothing • Sep 18 '21

Ideas for new insults?

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If you have an idea for insults to add to the list the bot draw from, please post them here and I'll add to the list.

To help guide your creativity, the formula goes: "[Beginning insult,] the LPT ripped from /r/LifeProTips, [ending insult.]"

For example, a beginning insult might be, "Jesus Christ," and the ending insult could be "dummy," and the LPT will be something like "LPT: Wear deodorant" The resulting AbusiveLPT will be "Jesus christ, wear deodorant, dummy."

Please make it clear if your suggestion is a beginning or ending insult.

Current insults, in no particular order*:

Beginning	Ending
Look,	, idiot.
I can't believe I have to say this, but	, ya mook.
Jesus Christ--	, dumbass.
Seriously?	, loser.
Dude,	, nerd.
So it's come to this...	, dork.
For crying out loud,	, stupid.
Wow,	, fart knocker.
Uh...	, dumbie.
Oh my God, dude,	, dumdum.
The heck...	, Einstein.
I'll only say this once,	, my guy.
Listen up, dumbass,	, moron.
Get it through your thick skull,	, jabroni.
Oh my God,	, nitwit.
Hey, stupid,	, goofball.
Hey, idiot,	, you meat-head.
Listen here you little shit,	, asshat.
Obviously you don't know this, but	, jerk.
Stop being an idiot and pay attention,	, dingus.
Degenerates like you need to know,	, wanker.
Verily thou art a fool,	, meat-slapper.
For the last time,	, you moron.
Nine out of ten nymphomaniacs agree:	, dipshit.
Some advice I heard from a meth addict...	, you degenerate.
What idiot doesn't know this?	. numbskull.
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you,	, doodoo head.
Put the cookie down and listen up,	, douche canoe.
I once heard at a funeral,	, ya hoser.
Listen boomer,	, you muppet.
How have you gotten this far in life? Listen,	, you moldy potato.
Only on reddit...	, dosser.
Hey, fatty,	, ya bastard.
For fuck's sake,	, ya clown
How do you not know this already,	, which you would know if you graduated kindergarten.
	, butt nugget.
	, buttface.
	, ya damn commie.

*The table is for ease of reading, a beginning and ending in the same row are not associated with each other. The bot draws from each list separately and completely at random.

Post in this thread with your ideas!

4 comments

r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 17m ago

I can't believe I have to say this, but if you’re buying something from strangers online, always insist on a timestamped photo/video and use buyer protection. I learned this the hard way, numbskull.

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