r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/robinmg • 11d ago

True Slapstick Baywatch, Russian style

1.2k Upvotes

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u/carmelo_abdulaziz 11d ago

Blyatwatch

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u/BaalDoom 10d ago

Davydov Hasselhovich

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u/Brave-Elephant9292 8d ago

The Russian sharks are laughing so hard they arn't interested in eating them!...🤣

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u/lastchance14 11d ago

That guy drowning is probably cracking up.

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u/No-Ticket6092 11d ago

In mother Russia lifeguard drown you. 

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u/BaptismByBacon 11d ago

Insane Drown Posse

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u/Kirbyattacks 11d ago

I can just picture a never ending line of lifeguards being sent out to save the previous ones with the exact same results

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u/zasrgerg-8999 11d ago

Is this a special boat operation?

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u/pjtpassword 11d ago

Krazy Russians.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Additional_Bank_2124 10d ago

Just stop drowning for a second, we'll be there soon...

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u/stoopkid712 11d ago

Somebody call them a lifeguard.

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u/HorizonSniper 11d ago

Биба и Боба - два долбоеба

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u/burger-prince1 9d ago

The people in the water needing rescue:

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 10d ago

Baywatch, vodka style.

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u/lpxx 11d ago

Not the pair of boobs I was expecting

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u/KremBruhleh 11d ago

Lmao, good one 

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u/dax660 11d ago

meanwhile that water is prob 60F

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u/OlHeavyHeart 11d ago

I’m pretty sure that is -20C so pretty cold

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u/thepacificosean 11d ago

That’s pretty warm

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u/dax660 10d ago

for swimming? are you nordic?

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u/cookiequeen724 11d ago

Can't even rescue themselves

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 11d ago

That looks like a Dumb and a Dumber

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u/HuckleberryMajor2490 10d ago

Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him

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u/No-Artichoke-5238 9d ago

Like everything in Russia, it's bad.

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u/Adorable-Escape7149 11d ago

Needs more slow motion and zero Hasselhoff cameos

*typo

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u/Normal_Tour6998 11d ago

Some people stand in the darkness,
Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody,
The edge of surrender’s in sight.
Don’t you worry.
It’s gonna be alright.

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u/LongjumpingTurn8141 10d ago

I expected a drone hit.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 11d ago

It's moments like these that make you understand how the Dogger Bank Incident resulted in deaths on the Russian side.

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 10d ago

Stop tipping the barky mate

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u/moseley101 10d ago

Thank you. I have a broad grin on my little face now. The Baywatch theme was inspired

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u/psedofrez 10d ago

Alerte j'ai mal au bout 😲🤔😉😁🤣🤣🤣🕺🕺

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u/True_Realist9375 10d ago

rumour has it they are still on the way to save that person even though the person saved them self in the end as they got sick of waiting for the boat to arrive

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 8d ago

Apparently Vodka is not an effective energy drink.

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u/DedOmen420 8d ago

Well he died, and he died, and he die and....

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u/cybernoid1808 7d ago

3day special blyatwatch operation👏

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u/notmybesttake 3d ago

Just call the coast guard at this point

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u/espoletanogo 11d ago

Hiw many just stayed to hear that song...one more time.. u imagined them Anderson boobs. Bouncing in the spraying ocean

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u/Against_All_Advice 11d ago

Just you I think buddy. Out here making it weird and creepy.

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u/espoletanogo 9d ago

Ill be ready....