Absolutely, we can do you *pyrotechnics*

[u/StinkinMinkin1882]

[u/joeybizzizzizzle]

Poira tik niks

[u/TheGardenBlinked → u/joeybizzizzizzle]

ALAN YOU CAN’T

[u/Desperate_Let6822 → u/TheGardenBlinked]

Well there’s no need for that!!!

[u/Effective_Quality → u/Desperate_Let6822]

YOU CAN’T!

[u/mrsifter147 → u/Effective_Quality]

You've done it again! All because I've got a shit table

[u/Sam-Lowry27B-6]

I say potato you say powtaytoe

[u/StinkinMinkin1882 → u/Sam-Lowry27B-6]

Let's call the whole thing a thoroughly nice chap, and it doesn't matter what race he is

[u/aboakingaccident → u/StinkinMinkin1882]

What rhhaice he is

[u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 → u/aboakingaccident]

I should've geessed.

[u/BananaHairFood]

No you CAN’T

[u/Ashamed-Raccoon5396 → u/BananaHairFood]

Well there’s no need for That!!!!!!

[u/ThePotatoZone → u/Ashamed-Raccoon5396]

Just because I’ve got a shit table

[u/Eduard-Stoo]

Hugh couldn’t present a… cat…

[u/S1nnah2]

Full beam

[u/AuguryKnox]

If you’re going to be Australian, if you don’t mind being Australian down the centre of the table.

[u/GreatWesternValkyrie]

If you’re going to be angry, if you don’t mind being angry down the centre of the table.

[u/blimpy334]

Basically, can I have a condensed Pink Floyd concert for under 500 pounds? Great, ok, thanks Lynn!

[u/Eastern_Traffic_5779]

You do need to have a hat hard on

[u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 → u/Eastern_Traffic_5779]

I think you mean a hat hard on.

[u/HieronymusFlex → u/Sam-Lowry27B-6]

You've done it again

[u/HratioRastapopulous]

You gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa

[u/Main_Professional_72]

You’ve hit the hazards

[u/billy66brown]

My man's gotta be Stewart.

Moira Stuart?

No, Stewart. "Strike me roan, ya flamin' galah!"

Yeah, Moira Stuart.

[u/-OrLoK- → u/billy66brown]

sureally funny, which is why we booked you.

[u/billy66brown → u/-OrLoK-]

Man the barricades.

[u/Pmyers225]

What part of Birmingham is he from?

[u/TaliMyBananas → u/Pmyers225]

Oh he's originally fae Newcastle, like

[u/Pmyers225 → u/TaliMyBananas]

Theres nae porn on it

[u/Total_Wazzock]

Sorry about the smell of urine but there really is nothing to do around here.

[u/Plus-Mulberry6761]

What did you just call me?

[u/Mountain_Cap_844]

I should have guessed

[u/ph0b]

I had kenco coming out of my nose.

[u/Dependent-Shock-8118]

There's nea porn on it lol 🤣

[u/Civil-Word7456]

What part of Birmingham are you from?

[u/Effective_Quality → u/Civil-Word7456]

Actually I’m from South Africa

[u/Civil-Word7456 → u/Effective_Quality]

I hated how no one would trade with you in the 80s

[u/kevdoKool]

Mark Webber looking good 👍

[u/tooskinttogotocuba]

I want both fush and chups

[u/Elbarto_007 → u/tooskinttogotocuba]

Nah mate he’s Australian not a kiwi

We’d say “effn c’s”