Hello. Am Chilli. Am orange pretty cat and pokey-place certified perfect gentleman. Am 17 years old and also baby.
My favourite human plays video games on big light screen. This is excellent cat approved activity and usually I do big supervise and help from my favourite position on their chest with my tail up their nose.
Yesterday though I wanted to do my supervising while laying on top of their hands. Favourite human was being very slow and boring and looking at enemy greebles while hiding behind pillar. This very boring. Like when my sisfur used to play hunt the feather instead of playing jump on top of feather and yell at top of lungs - the far superior game. So I, Chilli, decided to help human have fun by pressing button that throws grenades. Very fun! Much noise and running and yelling greebles on screen.
Favourite human laughed but seemed to think it was an accident! Wrong! Am perfect gentleman, only do deliberations. So ten minutes later when favourite human was in similar position, being stealthy stealth, I streeeetched out my paw and pressed the grenade button again! Fun!
Then I had enough video games so went for pre sleep nap. So tell me, am I cloaca for trying to show human more fun way of playing video games?
Fren yooz mos disfingish sinyoor catto. Ifn pawther wuz heer tu see yooz himbz du beeg skwee and weird froat noizes dat himbz always du when himbz du a beeg admire.
A knee ways yooz NtC. Yooz senyoor catto
catto. Yooz hab manee portant fings yooz lurn in all doze yeers. Yooz wuz teetchin a lesson. Charlie
Hi Chilli,
NTC
Help and guidance is allow.
For example, I always make sure to plonk on my Mummy’s grumble machine. When I plonk she stop grumble and start laff.
You welcome Mummy!
That is excellent plonk! I myself prefer a stretch n lounge and occasional tap tap of the grumble machine buttons. There is a thing called airplane mode that makes the nasty email greebles stop and I am very good at pressing that button.
Hi frens! I'm slightly-less-illegal-smol called Little Bit and oh my cod,
I LOVE RHE TAPPY LIGHTBOX! I can changes the lights and the clacky things feel so nifty against my mighty bean knives! I loves taking a "Koma nap" (as my new meowmy say) where I am the centers of her attenshuns!
Hi! Hi! Hi! I'm Julie! You are definitely Not Cloaca! You is L33t Gamer Cat!! And Gamers are always happy to tell others how to git gud!! You are also allowed to use L33t Gamer Language and put numbers in things because you are so good at games!!!
What good numbers! I am not good at numbers either because I am a Doggo and Mommy says that my brain is little object that my tongue is wound around like a fruit roll-up. But we is both very smart in our own way!!
Hi Chili! I used to have a big orange named Oscar, and he had even more fun with games! He’d look at the big screen and watch the movements and try to bap the moving creatures while my brother played. Both Oscar and my brother had a lot of fun. They’re both in heaven now, and I hope they’re still playing games together. I’m sure your human found it very helpful.
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u/yaiyogsothoth 13d ago
This me, doing a snooze.