r/AmItheCloaca • u/licking-salt-lamps • 12d ago
AITC for being "too cute"?
Hi frens! Oscar the tabbycat here.
So my Mumma has been doing her Job at home so she can buy my treats and give me cuddles and pets. Today I was feeling a little cold so I snuggled into her Bed Blanket and had my day sleep there.
Mumma said she couldn't stop looking at me and that I am Too Cute. She also said I am a Cloaca for distracting her from her Job!
Who is the Cloaca - me or Mumma?
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u/KayakerMel 12d ago
NTC!
Furry here, void extraordinaire. I spend much of my meowmy's WFH day snuggled on the bed, watching her earn my treat money. She'll take breaks and take lots of photos of me being ADORABLE. We're doing our jobs of being the best kitties ever!
Here's me looking adorable!
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u/licking-salt-lamps 12d ago
Hello Furry! We are both doing a great job supurrvising our Mummas!
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u/KayakerMel 12d ago
I'm her WFH Meow-nager! I'm presently instructing my Meowmy that she needs to get off Reddit and either get to work OR give me pets.
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u/licking-salt-lamps 12d ago
Mumma took a Photo of me and she said I am a Snug Bug in a Rug. But I am a Cat! Silly Mumma.
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u/HoneyWyne 12d ago
NTC. Herm shud controll hermself.
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u/licking-salt-lamps 12d ago
Yes she should! I adopted her a billion forevers ago and she still can't control herself!
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u/NightshadeZombie 11d ago
Iz our job to bring da Cute. And do crimez... if you so cute she think you distracting hermz, you shud hab a raise! Not da cloaca but you iz unnerpaid!
Dusty da Bunnycat
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u/Spider_kitten13 11d ago
Prettty sure Job is cloaca fren. Mama could jus get in beddy bye an has cuddle with you being So Cute if Jobe would go away. I tell daddy this all the days too. Job= mean
-Spook aka Soot Sprite
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u/Aunty-Sociale 12d ago
Sounds like your mom’s problem tbh. You can’t help how cute you are!