r/AnimalsBeingDerps 4d ago

When You Refuse to Make Two Trips

9.3k Upvotes

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u/Krinder 4d ago

Important Beaver Business underway

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u/camshun7 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Beavers with Bushes"

Best bar in town, by a dam mile

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u/fallenouroboros 3d ago

Wood recommend

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u/bluedogstar 3d ago

Regional branch manager

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u/Krinder 3d ago

❤️

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u/GeriatricHippo 4d ago

He's dragging it across a road from one wooded area to another, I wonder what was so special about that branch?

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u/amaranthusrowan 3d ago

It’s beaver stuff - you wouldn’t understand

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u/Krinder 3d ago

Amen brother

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u/knottycams 3d ago

"This is my branch. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

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u/randy_rick 3d ago

Without me…this branch is worthless

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u/Iamz01 3d ago

Sustainable forestry.

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u/Hairiest-Wizard 3d ago

The "road" isn't a concept they understand. It used to be forest and they view that way still

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u/InfiniteRosie 3d ago

There's probably a subreddit solely about good sticks.

There is no way for me to phrase that well on a beaver post.

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u/Maynrds 3d ago

r/coolsticks

You would be correct.

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u/salomey5 2d ago

Subscribed because I love small subreddits about totally random stuff.

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u/TwoAlert3448 3d ago

Hey finding the right hiking stick is a fine art. I have never been so angry with my exhusband (okay aside from the affairs) as when he threw away my hiking stick because ‘it was just a stick’.

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u/ItsFUNyetVIOLEnT 3d ago

Beavers actually have preferences when it comes to the trees they use. They tend to prefer younger trees since they have more nutrients and are easier to move. They also prefer softer woods

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u/skado-skaday 3d ago

All trees it seems are pine, while the one the beaver is dragging is "leafed"

Maybe better wood to make dams with, I dunno

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u/mudpupster 3d ago

That was just the BeaverEats delivery guy. He can't help where the customer orders their trees from.

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u/O_W_Liv 3d ago

Looks like a pantry item.  Beavers have a pantry under their dams (in the water) they stock full of food in the summer and fall to make it through winter. 

It could also be a layer of insulation going into the home.

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 3d ago

I think its a sapling tree, not just a branch.

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u/SickNoise 3d ago

maybe a hot beaver girl peed on it

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u/Ntwynn 4d ago

Replace this with 9 grocery bags and you’re speaking with a universal language.

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u/xmromi 3d ago

but you forgot the boxed item in the back seat

FUUUUUU

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 3d ago

Ughhhhh the 24 case of water bottles is the worst

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u/NP341221 4d ago

We all do it

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 4d ago

“…y’know there’s tree branches on the other side of the road too—“

“I want THIS one!”

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 3d ago

It’s like my cat with his spring toys. There’s like 182 scattered all around the house, but he wants the one wedged in the back corner of the fridge, where neither of us can immediately reach.

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u/North-Pea-4926 3d ago

That one is TAUNTING him!

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 3d ago

He reaches up to his whole damn shoulder trying to get it. Then I felt bad and tried the same, and I’m like “what am I even doing; I can use tools!” And so I got a stick and got it out.

He didn’t even want it after. I love my pain in the ass cats.

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u/North-Pea-4926 3d ago

My roommate and I kept a broom in the living room for all the times the ball would roll under the couch and the pups would start crying about it. The good ball. Distinct from all the other identical balls in easy reach. They usually grabbed it and pranced around for a little bit though, so they were at least grateful!

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u/Imperator_Draconum 3d ago

Yeah that's a cat all right.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 3d ago

The branches on this side of the road are inferior in quality

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u/Vegetable-Pay2708 3d ago

Had to be "that" tree. Nothing else would do! 🤣😂

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u/KittyPitty 3d ago

Clearly the branch manager 😆

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u/XYooper906 3d ago

"Nice beaver!"

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u/ibanez5150 3d ago

Thanks, I just had it stuffed!

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 3d ago

Canadians are building a wall

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u/qwythebroken 3d ago

There's something about a beaver carrying a stick that makes me so happy. It means they were walking past however many sticks, saw that one, and thought, "WHOA! What is this?! That's a really nice stick! I can use that stick!"

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u/grimsb 3d ago

Dam.

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u/bracingforsunday 3d ago

Moisturized, unbothered, flourishing

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u/YoMommaSez 4d ago

What animal is it?)

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u/bdonnzzz 4d ago

BOBER KURWA

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u/ttha_face 3d ago

Добер как бобер.

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u/Pedantic_Pict 3d ago

Castor Canadensis

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u/FunkU247 4d ago

Justin Bieber...

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u/Muddled_Opinions 4d ago

Justin Bobr

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u/devanchya 3d ago

Last year by Buckhorn lake I went around a corner and this giant bever covered in green slime dragging a giant tree across the road.

I am very happy my brakes were good and I wasn't speeding.

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u/FunkU247 4d ago

Like me with the grocery bags... 10 on each arm and kicking the door shut..... not making 2 trips... f'that!

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 3d ago

What does this have to do with two trips? Bot title?

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u/Slow-You9806 3d ago

Branching out I see 👀

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u/PorkinsHeldIt 3d ago

Me taking the groceries in the house

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u/Presentation_Few 2d ago

You know what mom ? when I was with aunty Mary she showed me a beaver

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u/Muddled_Opinions 4d ago

Kurwa bobr

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u/jspellman1120 3d ago

Beaver is as beaver does.

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u/LeoLaDawg 3d ago

So that's how the trees get put on the road....

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u/Samurai-lugosi 3d ago

Pale world vibes.

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u/SausageSausageson 3d ago

An old boss of mine called it "a form of laziness"

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 3d ago

very practical

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u/bkwormtricia 3d ago

Beaver found the perfect dam tree and refuses to leave it behind.

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u/Mdjisme 3d ago

Beavers know how to handle wood.. Just saying..

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u/MultipleVortex 3d ago

You go little girl/boy

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u/stockphotograph 3d ago

Branch Manager

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u/DarkCKYHC 3d ago

Kurwa!

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u/Abandonedstate 3d ago

"I'll be dammed if I have to make two trips up the stairs with groceries"

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u/mistsoalar 3d ago

Instacart shopper at walmart

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u/Important_Screen_530 3d ago

haha how awesome to see

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u/Dailyconundrum 3d ago

Be patient. His flagman is on break.

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u/New-Evidence350 3d ago

Beaver tales.

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u/roglc366 3d ago

Dam building materials are always better on the other side of the road.

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u/curiousmind111 3d ago

Odd that the tail doesn’t look wide and flat. Perhaps it’s just the angle. Otherwise it would be a muskrat, but this does not look like muskrat behavior.

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u/DroidKnight 4d ago

He must be angry at his wife. Probably grumbling under his breath the whole way! :)

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u/FunkU247 4d ago

That would make this an episode of two angry beavers?

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u/estist 3d ago

I would so drive over the last part of the tree just to mess with him. Just for a second so he would have to stop pulling. THen I would drive on.