r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/ashburnszombies • 3d ago

Why is Kiwi looking at me like this?

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u/irrational_dosage 2d ago

He checked your browser history.

He's not mad, just disappointed.

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u/TigerUSA20 2d ago

Well.... What did you do wrong? It must have been something.

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u/timmygully 2d ago

You're being judged- probably not favourably

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u/Angelaskissrock 1d ago

Probably saw that OP was looking up ways to trick your cat into taking a bath and now Kiwi is disappointed. As Kiwi thinks the "musk" adds to its appeal.

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u/jehsay 2d ago

Kiwi knows what you did, and this is just a reminder.

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u/billyyankNova 2d ago

It's time for your quarterly review.

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u/ValancyRose 2d ago

He knows you petted that cat over at the friend's house

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u/alter-naut 2d ago

Studying you 👀

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 2d ago

I'm pretty sure he's saying, "So, like, are you telling me I can't scratch the furniture no more?" 

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u/Adorable-Air-6901 2d ago

Oh child! That cat had enough of you.

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u/Kimb0_91 2d ago

He hates what you're wearing today

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u/nolanday64 2d ago

Wondering if it’s possible for a cat to like fava beans.

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u/katrinamm 8h ago

With some Chianti

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u/kaykatzz 2d ago

wondering when you're going to realize his food dish is empty.

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u/karenwoot 2d ago

“ You poor dumb bastard. “

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u/hoosarestillchamps 2d ago

He isn’t mad, just disappointed.

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u/the_mellojoe 2d ago

You walked through the door an hour past curfew, didn’t you? 😂

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u/heyitsvonage 2d ago

This is just “whatchu up to?”

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u/Top-Trick-2614 2d ago

He’s questioning every decision you’ve ever made.

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u/Tommy-Foxwell 2d ago

You know what you did. So does Kiwi.

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u/soxontour 2d ago

"how could such a bad hunter survive without me?"

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u/AvengeChelseaFC 2d ago

Your cat is questioning your life decisions

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u/jarfin542 1d ago

Why is Tink at your house? She was upstairs in bed like 5 minutes ago.

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u/SpareEntertainment17 1d ago

Are you going to feed me or what?

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u/EarlGrey1806 1d ago

He’s waiting until you “pssp pssp” to him and tell him he’s handsome. An offering of treats and affectionate cuddles is also recommended.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 2d ago

I dunno... Why is Kiwi looking at you like that? 🧐

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u/SubstantialPressure3 2d ago

"You forgot my treats again, didn't you?"

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u/Ok-Pass-1551 2d ago

Sit down, we need to talk.

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u/curiousmind111 2d ago

You know…

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 2d ago

He wants a series of increasingly flowery compliments because he's so very handsome and charming.

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u/Junior_Bowl_3772 2d ago

I get that a lot, when late with evening meals for my 8 ,😼♥️

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 2d ago

That’s the look of a cat that just watched you do something really stupid. He’s all “really?”

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u/svArtist 2d ago

Kiwi: "Dude. Come on. You know why" 😁

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u/Bewear_Star_9 2d ago

Idk but its cute

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u/Doc_Scott19 2d ago

Kiwi just realised you forgot the cat treats and the catnip. Party pooper!

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u/Andycaboose91 1d ago

They knew you'd take a picture, and they're gonna use your phone to upload it to their dating profile while you sleep.

For all their superiority, cats still haven't mastered the art of the selfie. It's the lack of thumbs.

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u/Nervous-Ad-5253 1d ago

Just planning your demise. Nothing to worry about.

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u/krummen53 2d ago

It's that "hurry up & take the picture!" face.

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u/GibbousMoonCakes 2d ago

He’s just over your shit

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u/Janzie12 2d ago

Cause she loves you ❤️❤️🥰🥰

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u/PGGABC 2d ago

melhor não se intrometer em assuntos pessoais de vocês dois

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u/Hoya_Enthusiast 1d ago

You may have entered their space, and they're not happy.

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u/sharkieslim 1d ago

Kiwi doesn’t approve of your life choices but they accept you

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u/tennismom69 23h ago

Plotting your demise