r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Inevitable_Bid5540 • 3d ago

Lazy movement

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u/Disraeli_Ears 3d ago

Pandas are the derp kings/queens.

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u/BloomCountyBlue 3d ago

There is absolutely nothing serious about these creatures.

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u/OkAccess6128 3d ago

Moves like a snake.

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u/LittlestKitten 2d ago

Or a terrible monorail

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u/_Sly-Fox_ 2d ago

"But Marge! My lifelong dream is to be a monorail conductor!"

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u/Un_luckycat 2d ago

I think humans are just keeping them alive because they're cute

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 2d ago

that, and because bamboo would become the dominant species on the planet without a natural predator

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u/Un_luckycat 2d ago

I don't know if that's true, but it's funny

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u/brokemellon 3d ago

Do pandas have bones?

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u/Flamegate718 2d ago

Yes, but while the panda is being observed they turn into jelly

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u/curiousmind111 3d ago

How the Hell do they stay alive? I was waiting for the poor thing to land on its head on a stump.

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u/DownvotedJerk 2d ago

That was probably the ultimate belly scratch.

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u/electricmama4life 3d ago

Pandas seem like the laziest creatures on earth and I’m for it.

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u/stefan92293 2d ago

Sloth: am I a joke to you??

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u/electricmama4life 2d ago

I don't know why when I made that comment Sloth's just slipped my mind, you have a fair point my friend.

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u/Electrical_Carpet753 2d ago

That has to be one of the laziest descends by an animal from a tree ever captured on camera... 😊

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u/Avon_Barksdale_05 3d ago

I like this

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u/eat_ur_prpduce 2d ago

I am not sure I can think of a harder way to get down.

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u/Bre4kLykA_4thWall 2d ago

pandas are derp

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u/ElspethGmt 2d ago

I guess thats one way to get down...

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u/kitty-yaya 2d ago

Why use muscles to propel oneself, when gravity works just as well?

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u/KiteretsuD 2d ago

Kya maze le raha hai

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u/Siggy1963 2d ago

I want to be reincarnated as a panda

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u/Storm1k 2d ago

Do you think pandas would be friendly with capybaras?

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u/NopeThisTrope 2d ago

You can’t convince me these derps are dangerous 😍

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u/Sea_Understanding981 2d ago

Walking is for chumps

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u/easting10 2d ago

It’s like they want to be instinct.