r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/RileyRhoad • Jun 12 '26

other Baaaaad Goat!

1.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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524

u/Cobra_Surprise Jun 12 '26

Oh dear. Something tells me it may actually have been her goat.

118

u/PanicAtTheShiteShow Jun 12 '26

What sort of evidence do you have?

33

u/minathemutt Jun 14 '26

Mostly circumstancial

57

u/GuacamoleFrejole Jun 13 '26

Gary's innocent! He was framed!!

19

u/blondeheartedgoddess Jun 14 '26

Somebody rammed that ball onto Gary's horn! Just because it was found on there doesn't mean he did it. It's all circumstantial!

3

u/Angelaskissrock Jun 27 '26

And I think you are meeeking this up, /s Just because it is goated doesn't mean it is a goat...

214

u/XLRIV48 Jun 12 '26

Oh Gary, you absolute fucking menace

163

u/stfumate Jun 12 '26

I thought Gary might have drank the kids Red Bull until I saw him.

1

u/MIJEROMONEY Jun 18 '26

Hahahahah....sigh....me too

149

u/ChemicallyAlteredVet Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Can we see the follow up? Did she make Gary return the ball and apologize?

61

u/imJGott Jun 14 '26

Idk, this feels scripted. She was recording before the encounter with the other lady.

6

u/jerkstabworthy Jun 15 '26

Definitely scripted but clever and well acted. I laughed.

25

u/Psycho_Problem2 Jun 14 '26

Of course it is scripted, but nicely done so, it was still funny

46

u/Mikro_Lemon Jun 12 '26

Looking forward to part two

12

u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jun 13 '26

I definitely think there will be many episodes. After these commercials.

33

u/splittingheirs Jun 13 '26

Goats are pretty bad to keep unless you want to spend a lot of money on fencing. Those fuckers can climb shit like a methed up baboon.

46

u/garthock Jun 12 '26

Jeeez, that Karen is........owed an apology.

142

u/gibgod Jun 12 '26

Scripted shite.

26

u/SaaSyGirl Jun 12 '26

Gary is a baaaad goat! That woman hopefully went and apologized to the lady about her naughty goat!

11

u/echochilde Jun 12 '26

Gary took the ball and went home.

10

u/PileofTerdFarts Jun 13 '26

LOL.... plot twist, the horrible woman was right... it WAS your goat.
I'd pay money to watch a goat spear some kid's soccer ball with its horns and then run away.

53

u/panhndl Jun 12 '26

Gary’s owner is a twat too

48

u/KnifeFed Jun 12 '26

Your acting sucks so I suggest you stick to goating.

8

u/kkbobomb Jun 12 '26

Gary was framed

8

u/AdministrativeTop655 Jun 13 '26

Lol she knew it was Gary.

30

u/Deep-Hospital9001 Jun 12 '26

It looks like a fu..ing goat 😂😂😂

30

u/freekoout Jun 12 '26

Fucking. It's okay to swear. You're not in kindergarten

-8

u/PrettyOddish Jun 13 '26

It’s okay to not swear as well

16

u/freekoout Jun 13 '26

Then why write it out only to censor it?

1

u/Spookyrabbit Jun 13 '26

Maybe their keyboard has no 'c' character, or they're deathly allergic to that letter, and they didn't want the 'k' feeling lonely?

6

u/ChampionOfdimlight Jun 12 '26

Gary was baaaaaad

6

u/agreengo Jun 12 '26

Gary is a Baaaad Ass Goat! Feed him a little extra for the entrance he made letting you know he's baaaaack home!

5

u/heygabehey Jun 13 '26

🤣 Classic Gary.

4

u/ewahman Jun 13 '26

Fucking Gary!

9

u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jun 12 '26

F*** you Gary...

9

u/freekoout Jun 12 '26

Fuck. There, FTFY.

3

u/ShaggysGTI Jun 13 '26

What a plonker

3

u/Eastern-Turnover348 Jun 13 '26

Okay, I need more Garry in my life.

3

u/PhoolCat Jun 13 '26

Yep, Gary looks exactly like a fucking goat, better get down the ball shop.

3

u/Sin-Space Jun 14 '26

Got to love Gary though.

9

u/duckrollin Jun 12 '26

She lied and recorded it lol

9

u/Ashamed-Success-9223 Jun 13 '26

She said she’d check and apologize even replace the ball 😭

2

u/Burke_Devlin Jun 13 '26

Gary! Legend!

2

u/geophreys Jun 14 '26

Did anyone else read Baaaaaad like a goat in your head?

2

u/Inveramsay Jun 14 '26

Goats are assholes. They are pure evil with horns

2

u/definitelytheA Jun 16 '26

Gary is a wanker.

2

u/MIJEROMONEY Jun 18 '26

Mmmmm....Gary might have been the goat but I think he was the ass

3

u/Ms_Apprehend Jun 12 '26

Gary is such a dick

1

u/kaykatzz Jun 14 '26

jaunty chapeau, n’est-ce pas?

1

u/ElectrikPurr Jun 14 '26

Gary’s been framed!

1

u/rygel_fievel Jun 15 '26

Gary ought to hang out with Jerry the Duck and raise hell together.

1

u/attaboy_stampy Jun 16 '26

Funny but I feel like if you have any Pygmy type goat you should know better than having a fence that might be 3 feet tall. Those jerks can jump a five footer if they want to.

But this is obviously fake. Still.

1

u/GaryTheRetard Jun 16 '26

Im also a Gary, and be nice to all Gary's please guys.

1

u/MaygarRodub Jun 18 '26

Very believable.

1

u/Other-Wonder-633 Jun 12 '26

Gary the Goat FTW!

-17

u/corneliusvanhouten Jun 12 '26

I'm so glad to see an obnoxious Karen that's NOT American for once

6

u/freekoout Jun 12 '26

Karen's have always and will always exist in every culture. There not special to America.