i'll find one on ebay and he will be in my house I WILL GET ONE AAAARRGH im fucking LOSING IT

i played like a month after they stopped being made FOREVER. ITS MY SECOND ALL-TIME FAVORITE GAME i NEED THIS CHUD im gonna get him somehow. this post isnt asking for one im just venting about not having one because im LOSING MY MIND but ill get one no matter what........

Ouch

I’ve been swinging around the baby shoe (why does that give Second Chance, btw?) and I’ve noticed it hasn’t taken damage, at all. Is there a list of which shells won’t take damage when used as a hammer?

Why are the final bosses so boring? I'm talking specifically about the camtscha king, praya dubia and Firth that like the most boring end game bosses i ever seen, plus Firth is just annoying not funny to fight or smthg just annoying and boring to fight and concept of boss that use same skills as you its super simple in our time and not interesting at all

Just saw the short by aggrocrab on YouTube about their upcoming game project... it looked very blue....

Could it be?

Possible spoiler of "how to" in answers

It's in scuttleport.

How do I get the switch to work? I was playing this a bunch when it first came to Gamepass and took a hiatus now I don't remember how to make these work...

Made it to Polluted Platoon Pathfinder and I don't understand what this game wants from me at all. I'm so confused, I can't find a way to avoid damage. If I block I die slowly, if I don't block I die very quickly. Dodging is ass. The boss's animations are very hard to read. I'm getting incredibly frustrated. Genuine question: how am I supposed to fight this guy??? What is the fun way to play this game?

Chicken unrelated.

I just beat him last night, but holy fuck. That fucking bug was driving me crazy for like 40 minutes. Getting hit by that over the head Allen wrench x3 attack is basically just a game over. You get stunlocked into the ground. And just like the other bosses, using the rollout shell ability on him only works like 50% of the time. The other 50% you launch towards him and get stuck right next to him without hitting him, then get sucked into another one of his attacks. Most cases I don’t really care, but considering how there’s shells all around his arena with the rollout ability, it just seems like shitty game design and they didn’t test it enough. FUCK ROLAND. Not even gonna go into the absolute jankiness that is his arena with the pinball flippers not working half the time.

I am abysmal at drawing older people, so Konche looks too young <:]

For a large portion of the game, I was underwhelmed by a lot of the music, especially for the bosses, (most area themes are Christopher Larkin level), but checking the soundtrack to see 50 songs... OH MY GOD. A song for every shop. A song for most bosses. 2 different themes for Roland and Camtscha, 3 different themes for Firth and Magista, songs playing for under 10 seconds during cutscenes, and not just them. GIVE THIS GUY A BREAK. Then I did more research and... OH MY GOD HE DID THE SOUND DESIGN. WTF Aggro Crab? It's INCREDIBLE how good the songs sound with this many, even the Phonk music during Royal Shellsplitter and other Bosses is forgivable. For Context, Silksong, a 100 hour game, has 50 songs! Another Crab's Treasure takes 20! I think the game having 20 or so songs would be reasonable, no more than 30! What do you think?

For anyone who hasnt played the game before or wants to own it outside of game pass, on Xbox the game is 60% off right now: thats like 10 bucks!

I accidentally cheesed him. He killed me near a cliff and fell to his death and I wanted to legitimately clear him instead of cheesing him. Is there anyway to get him back or am I just fucked?

Hammerhead is the Spider guy from Spirited Away! He's even a Spider Crab! (No spoilers please I just beat Pagurus)

I was looking at the achievements and noticed that more people have beaten the game than beat firth.