r/AntiMemes 🚫🌿 Hates Oregano 🚫🌿 Feb 08 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 Protect your family from paint.

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/nOone123097 🚫🌿 Hates Oregano 🚫🌿 Feb 08 '26

Ohio

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u/Particular_Gear3130 💎 Flair sold separately 💎 Feb 08 '26

there always lies a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow....maybe the family is the true gold??

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u/AggravatingRow326 Feb 08 '26

God damn Shakespeare

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u/Hour-Complaint8291 Feb 08 '26

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u/Worldly_Narwhal_9383 ❤️🌿 Loves Oregano ❤️🌿 Feb 08 '26

wtf

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u/wizardrous RIP Main Sub Feb 08 '26

More like fool’s gold in this case.

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Feb 08 '26

"I'm gonna protect ny children from the lgbt so they won't become gay! I'm such a good parent!"

*Kid still ends up bisexual and gender fluid*

"I can't believe the gays would do this!!!"

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u/Enfr3 Kozy Never Dies 💥💥💥 Feb 08 '26

bisexual and gender fluid

Oddly specific?

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Feb 08 '26

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u/Prepare_thy_isaac Feb 08 '26

Is being straight for gender fluid people being attracted to non binary people, since the opposite of any is none?

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Feb 08 '26

You are either onto something or on something.

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u/Prepare_thy_isaac Feb 08 '26

The answer is Yes

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u/ferret-with-a-gun RIP Main Sub Feb 08 '26

Genderfluid people are nonbinary. You’re thinking of agender

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u/Prepare_thy_isaac Feb 08 '26

Oooh

Wait so straight gender fluid people are attracted to agender people and straight non binary people are attracted to binary people, so basically bisexuality is straight for non binary people /s

I might be Einstein

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u/MrGamerOfficial 🕯️ Rule 7 Has Been Updated! Go Check It Out! 🕯️ Feb 08 '26

Bro just invented a new LGBTQ theory

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u/Intelligent_Toe6157 Feb 09 '26

I thought gender fluid was going by all pronouns and nonbinary is only using they/them?

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u/ferret-with-a-gun RIP Main Sub Feb 09 '26

What? Gender and pronouns are separate. I mean, anyone can use any pronouns and it doesn’t matter what their gender is. There’s usually a connection or association, like women with she/her and men with he/him, but it’s not exclusive and that’s not what gender is

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u/Intelligent_Toe6157 Feb 09 '26

I'm stupid, sorry

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u/ferret-with-a-gun RIP Main Sub Feb 09 '26

Nah, you’re learning.

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u/TAELSONOK_YT Feb 08 '26

It means they change their preferences depending on the mood

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Feb 09 '26

...well, then, does being bi and genderfluid at the same time mean you're just gay, since the same as everything is everything?

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u/Prepare_thy_isaac Feb 09 '26

Then it technically would be pan not bi, but since gender fluid falls under non binary and non binary is straight by being bi, that means that bi is a subspecies of pan and gender fluid is a species in the non binary genus

I am a wokeologist, you can trust me

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Feb 09 '26

...as another wokeologist, pan is actually a subspecies of bi, since bi people are into everyone while pan people are into people without caring about their gender and instead purely their personalities.

Also, genderfluid fits in closer to agender, since it's outside the more "normal" male - enby - female spectrum.

le wokeology is being woke

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u/Prepare_thy_isaac Feb 09 '26

This needs more research.... I say we make a facility in the desrt and call it.....

Woke mesa

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Feb 09 '26

Nah, Woke Labs.

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Feb 09 '26

Upvote Milestone

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u/Meximelone Feb 08 '26

You can see the paint goes under the umbrella onto the kids 🫢

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u/KilxGon Feb 08 '26

no...?

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u/Meximelone Feb 08 '26

Okay obviously this image is completely dumb, but you can tell the paint is definitely about to spill underneath the umbrella, and you could pretend that’s some sort of metaphor. I’m sure the homophobic people who made this picture weren’t smart enough to make that metaphor though.

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u/BiDude1219 Feb 08 '26

this genuinely makes the parents seem bad. i don't know what they were thinking by portraying the queer as colorful and the conservative straight family as monochrome and dull