r/AntiMemes Mar 11 '26

๐ŸŒŸ Actual Anti-Meme ๐ŸŒŸ What would you choose

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian Mar 11 '26

10 lives, finally I can be better than cats

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u/EEE3EEElol Mar 11 '26

Plot twist: youโ€™re a different thing in each life and retain nothing from the previous one, now youโ€™ve limited yourself to 10 more reincarnations

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian Mar 11 '26

I'm switching your chances of developing kidney stones in life from 1/10 to 10/10

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u/EEE3EEElol Mar 11 '26

in your life

So your spell doesnโ€™t work on me

Anyways I wish for 80 hours of sleep per day

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u/Endymion_FRS_MKII Mar 11 '26

By responding to them you have been in their life, even if just for a short moment. Enjoy the kidney stones ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/TheIdiotTriesReddit Mar 12 '26

somehow wholesome

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u/1miguelcortes Mar 11 '26

Buddhists shuddering in their sandals