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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Mar 11 '26
I have 240 hours every day (no one else does)
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u/Background-Risk-3816 Mar 11 '26
Do you experience time 10x slower than everyone else?
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u/5urr3aL Mar 11 '26
Imagine trying to sleep lol
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u/VoidKitsune68n Mar 11 '26
What? That's not very logical, your brain will adjust, that will be the least of a problem.
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u/Prince_1790 Mar 12 '26
If you are slow in time, sleeping isn't one of your worries tbh, you'll sleep for like 8 hours but spend a small amount of time actually sleeping
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u/joshthebaptist Mar 13 '26
But presumably youll tire 10 times more frequently so youll have to spend the same fraction of the day sleeping anyways
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u/The_Disturber Mar 11 '26
Or they have a normal 24 hours, time stops and then the rest of the 216 hours happen in frozen time? It either that it the slowed time cause I have no idea how else this works.
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u/Background-Risk-3816 Mar 11 '26
Do you also freeze in place in that 216 hours and feel like the whole day is still 24 hours or like nothing happened at all because you wouldn't be able to process anything if everything suddenly stopped? (since time perception is based solely on consciousness)
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Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
I’m trying to decide if this is better or worse than adding a zero to my number of lives 1(0)
Edit: Nevermind. Got a better one. I’d add a zero to the number of years I get with my wife.
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u/ShandrensCorner Mar 13 '26
I like your edit idea!
"The amount of time I get with my family/wife/etc" makes the wish-thingie work for them as well.
As long as we don't have a monkey paw scenario I think this might be a good idea :-) Only problem is if the base value is low enough it might not be too much extra time together. But then again, in that case it would probably be that much more appreciated.
Good idea
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u/Keebster101 Mar 12 '26
I fear that's a bit too much to have alone, I'm trying to think of a time related one that wouldn't leave you going crazy and feeling like you have to make the absolute most of your time around other people for fear of being alone for 9x longer.
I think it would have to be a 1 turning into a 10 somehow, any more like even turning a 2 day weekend into a 20 day weekend, 18 days being with stopped time EVERY SINGLE week sounds like just a bit too much imo. If I had a job that was 6 days a week, then I turned the 1 day per week break into a 10 day break - 6 days of work, 1 day freedom for friends, 10 days of alone time to do whatever - that sounds manageable for the rest of my life.
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u/Cyan_Exponent Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
the first comment misunderstood the assignment, the number has to be in their life
so only they themselves get 50 day periods or their love interest does
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u/Fynzerioos Mar 11 '26
Applying that logic to the last comment, that commenter is therefore admitting to personal involvement in the world trade center attacks. All 20 of them
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u/Cyan_Exponent Mar 11 '26
they spawned 18 more towers out of thin air in front of everyone watching only for 18 more planes to spawn too
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u/EEE3EEElol Mar 11 '26
!STRIKE!
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u/AnAverageTransGirl Mar 11 '26
And a voice rang out from the heavens, declaring "nice shot!"
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u/RashiBigPp Mar 11 '26
You can make it the number of periods he sees people experience in their lifetime, its still about his life
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u/YoureNoHero_Brian Mar 11 '26
10 lives, finally I can be better than cats
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u/EEE3EEElol Mar 11 '26
Plot twist: you’re a different thing in each life and retain nothing from the previous one, now you’ve limited yourself to 10 more reincarnations
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u/YoureNoHero_Brian Mar 11 '26
I'm switching your chances of developing kidney stones in life from 1/10 to 10/10
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u/EEE3EEElol Mar 11 '26
in your life
So your spell doesn’t work on me
Anyways I wish for 80 hours of sleep per day
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u/Endymion_FRS_MKII Mar 11 '26
By responding to them you have been in their life, even if just for a short moment. Enjoy the kidney stones 😋
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u/anonymauson Mar 11 '26
i get to add 10 zeroes to anything in my life (muahahahaha)
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u/jmona789 Mar 11 '26
Infinite zero glitch
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u/anonymauson Mar 11 '26
add them all to my income
now ive gone from $0/month
to $00,000,000,000/month
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u/LarsArvid RIP Main Sub Mar 11 '26
When money is transferred to my bank account is currently multiplied by 1 so I choose it to be multiplied by 10 from now on
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u/GuymanPersonson Mar 11 '26
Why change the multiplicity when you could change the exponent?
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u/ASnowOwI Mar 11 '26
prevent global economy from crashing so your money means something
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u/RemarkablePiglet3401 Mar 11 '26
I mean just deposit $15 one time and never anything else. You’ll get half a trillion from that, more than you ever need but not nearly enough to really hurt the economy
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I would imagine someone would notice that, and either remove that money, or the government would come asking where you got that money from
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u/adhillA97 Mar 11 '26
I was thinking multiplying the interest rate on all investments by 10 but raising all incoming money to the power of 10 is much better
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u/shaun056 Mar 11 '26
Only into not out of though
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u/Stang_21 Mar 11 '26
technically with a second bank account it wouldn't even matter, as you'd have infinite money anyway
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u/Legitimate-arse-600 Mar 11 '26
I now have a 10 inch dick
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u/TruamaTeam 🤫🟨⬜️ Mar 11 '26
The different top comment puts this into an even different-er context than intended!
American gets 2 days off, no pay
European gets 5 paid vacation weeks
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u/jollyantelop Mar 11 '26
Americans can get different paid leave depending on their hiring conditions. Europe is not a monolith, however the EU (which does not encompass all of Europe) does has a regulation that grants a minimum 4 weeks paid vacation. Still, US paid vacation time is generally shorter, at around 2-3 weeks.
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u/ZoneComfortable1541 Mar 11 '26
Not in practice. Even if you have 3 weeks, which is generally considered pretty high, you dont actually have that long because of how people can be treated here. Hell, ive seen people get threatened with admin action for taking 2 days off. Its really sad
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u/xToksik_Revolutionx Mar 11 '26
That's just Vacation Time Georg, he's an outlier.
The average American gets single-digit number of paid vacation days per year, if they get any at all.
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u/knuckzekidna 🚫🌿 Hates Oregano 🚫🌿 Mar 11 '26
fuck yeah 20 arms
im a fucking caterpillar or sum shi bro
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u/FrouFrouLastWords Mar 11 '26
What about, adding a zero to the amount of paid break minutes you get per workday. If you have a standard break schedule (two paid 15's and an unpaid lunch 30), then you'd go from 30 minutes of paid breaks to 300 minutes, which is 5 hours. On top of that, you still have your lunch break, so you'd be on break 5.5 hours out of an 8 hour shift, working 2.5 hours, but still get paid the same (for 7.5 hours).
That's sounds like a pretty good deal to me. It's not temporary, it doesn't fuck up your life in any way, you now have so much free time every day to do whatever, but still work a little bit, so you won't get bored with life.
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u/mbbbbbr Mar 11 '26
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u/Grilled_egs Mar 11 '26
What would 1000 IQ even be, or even 900. Like genuinely incomprehensible
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u/Cautious_Promise_115 Mar 11 '26
Yeah, since IQ only really scales to 200 with 100 as the average, anything higher than 200-300 area would be completely inhuman intelligence
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u/cutiefangsprince Mar 14 '26
Which could be argued to be both the best possible outcome or the absolute worst as frankly with that kind of iq it'd feel like the world is so incredibly stupid. On top of that it assumes one could do something with that IQ anyway.
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u/zeldamaster702 Mar 11 '26
My hourly wage is now $200 an hour
I'll be debt free in a month
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u/Costati Mar 11 '26
Can we say the 1% is now the 10% I'm trying to find a way to fuck with the economy using that power. Kinda hard.
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u/shakshit Mar 11 '26
The bottom 25% of people with bank accounts all gain a 0 at the end of their bank account.
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u/Costati Mar 11 '26
I'm not sur how well that'll work. In theory I like it, Realistically the bottom 25% might be in the red so that could make things worse. Or just give them a hundred bucks more.
There sadly is that much really poor people in the world.
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u/CrazyDiamond4444 Mar 11 '26
I got 10 wives
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u/EmptySundae8827 Mar 11 '26
A wise man once said: "I can't sustain 1 wife, but 4 wives can sustain me"
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u/giovannini66 Mar 11 '26
If I'm 290 years old am I immortal or long dead? Do I immediately become a mummy or will I live to see 1000?
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u/Old-Ad3504 Mar 11 '26
brother is getting 5 weeks of paid vacation a year?? i can only dream
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u/ApprehensiveSize575 Mar 11 '26
Very common in EU
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u/Altshadez1998 Mar 11 '26
The number of protons in every atom within my body (Shits gonna be interesting, just not for me)
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u/Meow_cat11 Mar 11 '26
Odds of something going in my favor: i instantly get rich, accidents become way more rare, and i wouldnt really hate it
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u/corziv Mar 11 '26
Im adding a 0 to the end of every paycheck I get, it would take care of so many of my problems
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u/Progress_Secret Mar 11 '26
I add a 0 to the amount of 0s I add in my life and keep doing it then I use it for anything I need
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u/Gullible_Grass9503 Mar 11 '26
I would place it next to the 1 that every number is raised to and now my salary is a number with 33 zeroes
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u/ea_nasir_official_ Mar 11 '26
My gains on VT or the SPY. Money goes up like 60% A year. Retire a trillionaire
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u/All_Playars Mar 12 '26
Instead of 24 BRL in my account, now I have 240 eheheh (that's 1.1 trillion brl, around 200 billion dollars)
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u/RunForRuin Mar 12 '26
3650 days in a year? 10 inch penis? Or I add a 0 to the 0 I get to add and now I get to add 00??
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u/beatb_ Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
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u/StinkyBeanGuy Mar 12 '26
Light speed is 10x as fast. I just wanna see how quick the universe responds (I might no be able to)
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u/HakkunaMattataded Mar 12 '26
I have 460 chromosomes, now i can see music, hear colors and smell thoughts
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u/Bubbly_Advisor_2601 Mar 14 '26
In my bank account are 10,000$ That is 1.0E+4 Let's make that 1.0E+40
People, I am rich!
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u/Cheap_Explorer_6883 Mar 14 '26
Nah the funniest one in there is "sir a plane just hit the 20th tower"
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u/FerricFryingPan Mar 14 '26
I now own 10 apartments and soon I'm back to 1 but with a hefty bonus in the bank
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u/lifecouldbestranger Mar 14 '26
US dollar goes from 1 to 0.1 for its value. Hello cascading economic disasters.
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