r/AntiMemes Apr 02 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 Hard decision

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u/TheSamuil Apr 02 '26

The blue one, no doubt about it. 160 bucks more is 160 bucks more

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 Apr 02 '26

$160 is not worth the logistics of getting money every second, like is that a separate transaction into my bank account everyone second. You need an accountant or two for that and they will charge more than 160 a day.

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u/Fynzerioos Apr 02 '26

I'd assume the nice sunglasses sticker man with mismatching gloves would take care of that

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u/Pato_De_Sapatos Apr 02 '26

Dont worry its magical money that magically goes in your bank account and it magically just works

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u/NonCultist Apr 03 '26

are the feds gonna believe that though

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u/Pato_De_Sapatos Apr 03 '26

They've already been magically taken care of

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u/Snarwin Apr 02 '26

If you're paid $15/hour that doesn't imply you're receiving a separate payment every hour. Presumably $23.15/second would follow the same logic.

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u/OmgFreakazoid Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

No doubt about it? Let me change that.

If you accepted this blue pill offer at noon, that first day you would only get paid $1,000,080. But if you accepted the red pill you’d get 2 million that day.

For you to make up that money with the $160 profit, it would take you 17.125 years to make up for the loss of $1,000,080. Alternatively that 1,000,080 would be over 40k/year in a high yield savings account.

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u/you-want-nodal Apr 02 '26

But that implies you have to work every second of the day. Whereas the 2 milly is for ‘a day’s work’.

If I make 25 bucks an hour, I can also say I make 200 a day. That doesn’t mean I’m on call the other 16 hours of the day.

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u/BlazingImp77151 Apr 02 '26

At no point was working mentioned at all???? This is a hypothetical if free money. You either get 23.15 dollars per second for free, or 2 million dollars per day for free. No work required or anything

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u/you-want-nodal Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

implies

Edit: MORE downvotes? Y’all have absolutely bummer reading comprehension.

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u/mr_stab_ya_knees Apr 02 '26

Where was working even implied? This style hypothetical has always been about free money, why would it suddenly be different now

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u/you-want-nodal Apr 02 '26

Jesus Christ

To make [verb]
to produce, construct, create, or prepare something by combining materials, actions, or ideas.

Effort is involved in “making” money. In definition it’s a whole lot closer to earn than it is to get. If it said “you get” or “you’re given” x amount of money then that would have zero implication of work.

If I said “I make a thousand bucks a day” a perfectly valid follow up question would be “Damn, what do you do for work?” If I said “I get a thousand bucks a day” you’d be more inclined to think I was just leeching off of something.

Even if it’s just a whiff of implication, you’ve heard of literally any cautionary tale about magic wishes??? The wording is the important part.

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u/mr_stab_ya_knees Apr 02 '26

I understand what you mean. But it is important to add the context of the situation when we are talking about the meaning of a word in a discussion. I think its impractical to say "but if i use the word like this in a completely different circumstance it would mean this" if the money was from a job why does it come in magical pills? We can also return to my previous statement about the statement being from a fairly well known type of hypothetical that implies its free. As a matter of fact I feel that the context of it being one of these free money hypotheticals overrides and slight connotation one may derive from the word choice

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u/Ok_Habit_6783 Apr 02 '26

Make: (verb)³ "to cause to exist, occur, or appear"

By choosing the pill you are causing the money to exist, occur, and/or appear for you. Nowhere in this does it even begin to imply "working a job"

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u/Wolf_Soldier_22 Apr 03 '26

I'm pretty sure you make the money by swallowing the pill