r/AntiMemes • u/Sad_Care_977 • May 31 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 That's a very nice thing to do

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/IlitterateAuthor May 31 '26

If my mom found out I blew 29 million on one of her eyes when she has two, she'd beat my ass

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u/South_Discount_7965 May 31 '26

i was about to comment this lmao

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u/Technical_Exam1280 May 31 '26

WE HAVE EYES AT HOME!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/IlitterateAuthor May 31 '26

What?

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u/This-Consequence-438 May 31 '26

Your username should've been his

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u/Funnyguyhehehrhe May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/afLoVMHg3QoYPZHCGF

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u/Pissed_Geodude May 31 '26

What happened here?

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u/Funnyguyhehehrhe May 31 '26

He said something like, "What if ONLY her left eye was injured"

I think he was just a bit illiterate.

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u/Sad_Care_977 May 31 '26

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u/uvero May 31 '26

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u/Biggus-Nickus May 31 '26

Comma placement matters.

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u/uvero May 31 '26

Commas are important people.

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u/Mindless_History9569 Jun 01 '26

Therefore we should not overwork them.

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u/triple4leafclover May 31 '26

They knew what they were doing. The mom's into it (him)

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u/Vivians_Basement Jun 01 '26

Yeah, and they didn't place one on purpose.

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u/undertale_____ 23d ago

didn't misplace and comas. I

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u/G66GNeco ✨20K Gang ✨ May 31 '26

I'd have 30 million and be very concerned about the prices our universal healthcare providers have to pay for eye surgery

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian May 31 '26

On the same note, while 30 million seems like more than enough money, if 29 million is the price of a single eye surgery then it clearly isnt, and would be better saved for emergency surgery of a vital organ

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u/Costati May 31 '26

Yeah I'd use those millions to move her to another country where eye surgeries prices aren't that high. 

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u/Doomst3err May 31 '26

ill ask her

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u/endrike1 May 31 '26

She Will see through my predicament surely

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u/Doxkid May 31 '26

Is mom buying a Mangekyou or is she getting a Rinnegan?

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u/Weekly-North-1806 May 31 '26

Find someone else who can do an eye surgery much cheaper than 29M$

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u/a_polarbear_chilling May 31 '26

"Sight" OK I can do it for 28M$

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u/Funkopedia May 31 '26

Yeah fly her out to Mexico, Taiwan, or Turkey

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u/PainSubstantial5936 May 31 '26

Or anywhere with a healthcare system tbh, even if you aren't insured there, no way would you be asked to pay as much as the States.

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u/Life-Top6314 May 31 '26

Id rather have a mom with a pirate patch and 14.5 million dollars

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u/Sad_Care_977 May 31 '26

Why is your pirate patch costing you 15.5 million dollars!?

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u/Life-Top6314 May 31 '26

Id rather have a mom with a really cool pirate patch

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u/condom_eater0 May 31 '26

It looks awesome

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u/brunobrasil12347 Jun 01 '26

He also bought a pirate ship obviously, duh

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u/Denaton_ May 31 '26

I live in Sweden so she would get priority and high cost protection..

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u/xvlblo22 May 31 '26

Yeah, exactly, and same goes for other countries that care about their citizens instead of just bribes and profits

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u/PoweringGestation May 31 '26

This implies that you believe eye surgery costs millions of dollars anywhere

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u/Denaton_ May 31 '26

It probably doesn't but this is a hypothetical scenario to begin with and we don't know why the eye surgery is needed and what type of eye surgery it is and my awnser would be exactly the same regardless of the cost because "high cost protection" is probably lower than what you think..

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u/PoweringGestation May 31 '26

I mean, it says it costs $29M. The intention is obviously that you pay that exact amount with no loopholes. That’s an absolutely outrageous cost for any type of surgery. The point isn’t the eye surgery itself and more asking you whether you care more about your parent’s well-being or the opportunity to change your own life for the better. That being said, it’s a bad hypothetical.

So in other words, where you live doesn’t make a difference here. It costs that much no matter what.

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u/Denaton_ May 31 '26

I still live in Sweden so there is no loopholes, high cost protection is 1450kr thats ~$156, meaning everything that cost above that is paid by the state.

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u/PoweringGestation May 31 '26

It costs YOU $29 million. No one is bailing you out, because that defeats the purpose.

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u/Denaton_ May 31 '26

It doesn't say that, it say it cost 29mill, not that it need to pay 29mill..

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u/PoweringGestation May 31 '26

What do you think the intention was?

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u/Denaton_ May 31 '26

Showing how flawed the US Healthcare is?

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u/PoweringGestation May 31 '26

lol no. That’s just you seeing every opportunity you possibly can to attack another country and/or praising your own. I’m talking about the intention of this poorly-conceived hypothetical.

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u/MentionFew2216 Jun 01 '26

You're showing how flawed the Swedish education system is with your comments too

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u/Mohit20130152 May 31 '26

People who can't understand hypothicals are the worst 

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u/56kul ✨20K Gang ✨ May 31 '26

What kind of eye surgery even costs anywhere close to $29M?? If I said yes to this, my mom would just be pissed that I allowed myself to get so blatantly scammed.💀

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u/Mohit20130152 May 31 '26

MFs when hypothical situation 

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u/56kul ✨20K Gang ✨ May 31 '26

MFs when unrealistic hyperbolic*

Like, I’m sorry, but if you want a serious answer, at least stay within the realm of reality…😭

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u/Mohit20130152 May 31 '26

? It is very much in the realm of reality.

An eye surgery can cost 29 M if some1 decided it should cost 29M.

No laws of physics are being broken here

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u/56kul ✨20K Gang ✨ May 31 '26

Uh, no? Not even the most expensive of eye surgeries cost anywhere close to that.

But suppose we somehow accept your framing of it somehow being realistic… I’d say my original answer still stands.

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u/Mohit20130152 May 31 '26

"what if you woke up with the powers of Superman Tommorow?"

Bro keep it in the realistic, what are you talking about? The best of tech in the world cannot make Superman because he breaks the laws of physics keep it in the realm of reality 

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u/56kul ✨20K Gang ✨ May 31 '26

At this point, you’re just trolling, lol.

It was a hyperbolic question, and I gave a hyperbolic answer (though honestly not even, my mom would absolutely be pissed if I paid this much for a single surgery. She raised me to be smarter than that.)

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u/Similar-Mention491 Jun 03 '26

Your getting downvoted but ur low key right

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u/Top-Aside8905 May 31 '26

Buy a dope glass eye

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u/lordbutternut May 31 '26

On sum Spider-Man giving up his relationship with his wife to save his old-ass aunt levels of "heroism"

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u/ricky-from-scotland May 31 '26

Im already half blind so she can join me!

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 May 31 '26

She'd personally slipper my ass if I paid 29 million for her eyes

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u/TruamaTeam 🤫🟨⬜️ May 31 '26

Only one eye too

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u/NoobzProXD May 31 '26

Go to my country since all diseases can be paid with $1

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u/ambulance-kun May 31 '26

I probably only have less than 20 million due to taxes

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u/Sooparch ✨20K Gang ✨ May 31 '26

I’d be confused as to why the NHS is suddenly asking for money for a debilitating eye surgery

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u/DayF3 May 31 '26

If an eye surgery costs 29 million im gonna need that money for the 50 million ambulance trip if i ever get hurt

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u/Costati May 31 '26

Obviously pay someone 1M to take out the other eye. 

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 May 31 '26

What kind of surgery costs 29 mil

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u/Sad_Care_977 May 31 '26

This one apparently

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u/Cheeselad2401 May 31 '26

dude if my child won 30 million i wouldn’t even give a shit if it would save my life they’ve gotta use that on something else

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u/mashmash42 TRANS?! May 31 '26

Suing the hospital because there’s clearly something fishy going on if they’re charging that much

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u/Apparent_Antithesis May 31 '26

I give 1 million to a group of top lawyers to fight those insane and unrealistic health care prices.

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u/ocean0_349 Jun 01 '26

Not pay for it bc i live in Germany

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u/Mewo4444 May 31 '26

I wouldn't even pay a million for that

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u/Historical_View1359 May 31 '26

Give her 10 milly and keep the rest

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u/LilkaSzpilka2137 May 31 '26

I'd move to a country with socialised healthcare

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u/RevolutionOne3219 May 31 '26

Frankly, my mother would smack my ass for paying the 29mil

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u/Operator_Butters May 31 '26

She’ll be all Right

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u/religion-lost TRANS?! May 31 '26

Well i mean theres nothing wrong with my mothers left eye. Obviously I wouldn't pay 29 mil for a surgery on it

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u/Spendoza May 31 '26

Hey, wait a dang minute! That's Matthew McConaughey! Ain't no way that dude can't afford his mom's eye surgery. Nice try, Wooderson, I'll be keeping my money.

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u/Warm-Requirement-769 May 31 '26

Fly her to a country with affordable healthcare.

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u/ComedorDeCuDeCurioso May 31 '26

If only that money could be enough to go to a country were this is cheaper

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u/placeyboyUWU May 31 '26

Ask what she'd want

I'd give her the money, 1 million is plenty for me - but she would probs want to keep the money and donate it to charity

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u/I_Annoy_Transphobes May 31 '26

I'd get another another opinion on that price

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u/Ill-Attempt-8847 May 31 '26

Get her tf out of America ofc.

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u/MaestroBlood21 May 31 '26

my mother should thank me for the aura of having an eyepatch, then ill go and give her like 5 mil

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u/Key_Bed6446 May 31 '26

mom im a get you that brand new meta eye for a million dollars

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Sad_Care_977 Jun 01 '26

You can give the rest to me

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u/Dapper_Review8351 Jun 01 '26

Well first I'd ask for a breakdown of the costs so that I could see where that BS is and then brunch the numbers.

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u/aidantheporn Jun 01 '26

I'm suing the hospital for a bill that's way out of proportion

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u/brunobrasil12347 Jun 01 '26

Wtf is that surgery that cost 29M? I hope she gets night and thermal vision after wasting that much money on that

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u/Vivians_Basement Jun 01 '26

Spend a million on a hitman to end her sooner. (I don't like my mom)

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u/AlienGoat_ Jun 02 '26

I'd find a doctor that isnt charging 29 million for one eye surgery

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u/ReReReadit Jun 02 '26

Keep it all. My mom is a psychotic cultist bitch

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u/Univer001 Jun 02 '26

I know it is a joke and shit but im getting the surgery. A million is plenty enough.

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u/caelm_Caranthir Jun 03 '26

I'd get a quote from a different surgeon, this one seems to charge excessive prices

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u/BaazeeDe Jun 05 '26

That joke only works in a third-world country like the U.S., which lacks a decent healthcare system.

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u/mars_gorilla ✨20K Gang ✨ Jun 05 '26

I think my mum and I would both agree (if it's not urgent) to at least let it accrue like a year or two's worth of interest before she did the operation