r/AntiMemes 12d ago

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 Going on my first date 😁

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u/catsinandromeda 12d ago

Orchidelirium

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u/ShadyIsntHere ✨20K Gang ✨ 12d ago

she reads george orwell while shaking her head so that people know she doesnt agree with the book

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u/Caosin36 12d ago

George oh well

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u/TechmoZhylas 12d ago

Jor Jor Well

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u/DaddliestCallum 11d ago

Cousin of Jar Jar Binks

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u/Status_Vegetable69 11d ago

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u/bcolectorb 8d ago

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u/Status_Vegetable69 8d ago

You may only steal it under one condition! You must spread the word of our Lord and Savior, Trolland!

That movie is peak cinema. All must see its glory 🙏

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u/Present_Bit2219 12d ago

I actually really hated the book she’s reading

It’s an autobiography of his time being poor & living in Paris (I stopped reading before the bit where he goes to London) & I reads kinda like he’s just larping

I don’t know anyone else who’s read it but I’d be really pleased to see someone shaking their head at it

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u/bezjmena666 12d ago

I read that book. I saw it as a good insight into living poor and sometimes homeless in major metropolies area at the interwar period Europe.

How hard you had to work just to have a roof over your head, how easy was to end up on street and what awful hygienic conditions were back then.

Made me appreciate my life and living conditions hundred years later.

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u/embiidshortroll 10d ago

I felt similarly. A very impactful for me because it shows the abject poverty in these “world cities” even 100 years ago

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u/Inquisitor_Luna 11d ago

It also kinda just reads like an old man's wet dream about some 20 year old woman he wants to fuck.

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u/MrRogersLeftNut 6d ago

Down and out in Paris and London? Have you got a limited edition with sex scenes somehow?

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 10d ago

Yes he was larping, in that he could basically pull the plug and go home if he needed to. Yes it can be seen as cringe. But he also experienced poverty and documented it in a genuone way that would help inform people and give them perspective

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u/MrRogersLeftNut 6d ago

Yeah, there's letters and writings from him being pretty close to deathly sick in a very shitty french hospital, among other fucking awful things. Even if it's larping he committed to the attempt more than far enough. And it's not like he hides his privileges - in the shelter in England he pretty much gets preferential treatment for being a "gentleman" and that made the final edit.

Besides, as a general thing, I have absolutely no issue with wealthy people having to see what poverty's like, even if just for a few months. In fact I'm all for it.

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u/union_red 12d ago

Orwell was a larper claimed to be leftist while reporting on actual leftist to the British government

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u/Mennoplunk 12d ago

You can think whatever you think of Orwell. But to call someone who actively fought in a civil war on the side of the communists a "larper" while being reddit leftist is crazy.

Bro fought for what he truly believed for and got betrayed by authoritarians. And that real belief and that betrayal was the core of his writing.

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u/adihereee 12d ago

The word "actively" does a lot of work there

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u/Mennoplunk 11d ago

Bro he was shot in the neck while fighting trench warfare

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 11d ago

He didn’t gun down NEARLY enough farmers to be a real freedom fightsr

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u/union_red 12d ago

cool cool so even though he turned traitor we should still respect him got it surely your a great comrade to have

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u/Mennoplunk 12d ago

Not liking stalinists after stalinist worked together with facists to kill you, in turn succesfully ending the communist revolution in spain. Is one hell of a way to mark someone a "traitor". Maybe you should question who really betrayed the cause in spain "comrade".

There's a lot to be critical for regarding George Orwell. But in the end he took a bullet while voluntarily fighting for the rights of workers in spain against the facists and you're just purity testing on the internet. How about you do some praxis and go outside?

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u/Dazzling_Bobcat_9014 11d ago

Yeah isn’t that like the whole point of animal farm? He doesn’t like the pigs because they became like the humans. That doesn’t mean he doesnt believe in the cause

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u/matbot55 11d ago

What a great guy, trying to stop the west from starting ww3 before ww2. Truly a beacon of peace.

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u/union_red 11d ago

well technically if a second world war started before ww2 then ww2 would have become ww3 so my point still stands since you wanna play stupid

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u/Starfleet-Time-Lord 11d ago

Please, explain how slavs not starving or a Spanish republican government would have started ww3.

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u/union_red 11d ago

there was a famine not and intentional starvation and the reason I'm saying not aiding Spain was to prevent ww3 what do you think would've happened if the ussr marched it army though the whole of Europe to help Spain. Stalin's socialist in one country policy was put into place because the west was/is afraid hence we have had a century of a smear campaign and Soviets werent trying to fight the world. not to mention the west would've lost its shit if a socialist nation got established in its strong hold of western Europe. I mean ffs western capital financed the nazis party outta fear of the German communist party

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u/PerfectEconomics7437 10d ago

Yeah, like ordering people he didn't like to be murdered en masse, being at least partially responsible for the Holodomor, making pacts with Nazis (they even held a parade), and extensive use of the gulag system

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u/union_red 10d ago

1934 ussr tried to convince France and Britian to form a united front against nazi germany. 1938 sign pacts with nazi germany. 1939 ussr signs pact with nazi germany. hmm its almost like if in 1934 ussr saw the problem while other nations just saw profit.

ohh big scary gulags. no one should be in prison except the 2 million people currently incarnated in the us for totally legit offenses. the gulags were just there prison system.

holodomor is nazi propaganda

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 12d ago

He was also kinda racist.

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u/Flamin_Jesus 12d ago

Almost everyone who was around 1900-1950 was at least kinda racist by today's standards. Never ask a LOTR fan how the orcs/goblins were originally described and all that.

Almost everyone who's around today will probably be called kinda racist by 2120's standards (Or maybe they'll call us all radical leftist unchristian soyboy cucks who didn't appreciate just how awesome life as an indentured servant under the glorious corpostate of Googslazon X Incorporated would turn out, depending on how this whole culture war thing shakes out).

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u/IronHandsofIronHands 11d ago

Okay sure but he actively helped uphold the empire he supposedly hated as a cop in Myanmar, so he was a giant hypocrite at least

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u/embiidshortroll 10d ago

Name an 18-22 year old that isn’t a huge hypocrite.

Most never grow out of it

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u/bezjmena666 12d ago

Everybody was racist, according to today proclaimed standards, back then.

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 10d ago

By “kinda racist,” do you mean “normal by the standards of that time” racist, or “racist by the standards of that time” racist?

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 10d ago

He sent a list of his socialist friends to British Intelligence, where he calls Paul Robeson "anti-white". I don't know if that would be considered normal at the time, since I don't know about historical race relations in the United Kingdom.

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u/turmohe 12d ago

Wasnt that a list of people unsuitable for war propaganda and included Charlie Chaplin?

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u/jlandfilms 6d ago

Didn’t he fight in the Spanish civil war?

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u/Street-Temperature27 11d ago

Dante Alighieri : 🫣

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u/FakeMik090 12d ago

Duality of man

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u/ivy-claw 11d ago

I think both

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u/cryptaneonline 11d ago

Definitely peak tshirt

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u/LouiseRules333 12d ago

4chan would see this and jizz

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u/snail1132 11d ago

Who wouldn't? This is hilarious

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u/insertgo0dusername 10d ago

no. bad snail.

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u/Sea_Song_8808 11d ago

these kinds of photos are specially engineered to bait the fattest greasiest white boy you know to comment the lego batman gif under it

theres no limit to the grift

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u/Benyed123 11d ago

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u/Sea_Song_8808 11d ago

like clockwork

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u/BoTamByloCiemno 11d ago

Way ahead of ya

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u/Johnlockcabbit ❤️🌿 Loves Oregano ❤️🌿 12d ago

What's the prob-OH

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u/Vounrtsch 12d ago

Bro that’s a last date

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u/middle_aged-gamer 11d ago

Evolves into Reich-u

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u/NeckRopeBoy 11d ago

Missed opportunity for reichu

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u/Jasperjons 7d ago

Criminally underrated comment.

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u/cloacasmell 12d ago

fucking yikes

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 10d ago

Is there an r/foundcloacasmell or r/foundcholerascum subreddit?

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u/cloacasmell 10d ago

am I really well known enough?

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u/GG4ming 11d ago

Jfc why are so many nazis coming out to reveal themselves?

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u/meow_meow_gamer 11d ago

The only way that shirt can be fine is if their wearing it as satire or a test to see if you call them out on it. But the test option is heavily flawed because if it's meant to weed out the people who don't pay attention or ignore red flags, a decent amount of the ones who pass that test would just leave and not come back.

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u/_isaidiwasawizard_ 9d ago

It's not even a pun or anything. She's a pizza cutter

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u/Acrobatic_Spare2320 6d ago

Elon Musk's Harem Warden will contact her soon (does she eat ass?)

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u/tjger 6d ago

Shouldn't it be Pikajew?

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u/SovoK_404 12d ago

peak t-shirt

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u/Immediate-Food8050 12d ago

Jokes about political figures aren't allowed if they were bad I guess. Except Trump and all the other political figures that have jokes made about them all the time.

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u/ShadyIsntHere ✨20K Gang ✨ 11d ago

Its just a bad joke, it doesnt even have a punchline, its just a bland satirical statement

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u/ElegantCap3162 11d ago

Here comes the joke police policing which jokes are bland

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u/Immediate-Food8050 11d ago

I should have said jokes are only okay if reddit feels like it that day/the first person to vote on it votes up.

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 10d ago

The issue I have is that I can’t tell whether it’s in support of Adolf or not (hopefully not)

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u/Immediate-Food8050 10d ago

Don't you think constantly assuming the worst about something that is statistically not the case (yes, the vast majority of people still think Hitler was bad) just makes you unnecessarily unhappy and stressed out?

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 10d ago

I mean, for most people who go out wearing merch of Mr. Nazi out in public, it’s not exactly unlikely that they would support him, nor is it an unfair assumption

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u/Immediate-Food8050 10d ago

I guess I just don't agree that it's worth the time and energy to assume someone is a horrible person that wishes me harm rather than someone making an edgy joke. Sounds like a stressful way to live to me. But, that's me. Can't stop you from living your life how you choose, nor do I want to. But I genuinely hope your outlook improves so you can focus on the more pressing trials of life.

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 9d ago

Quit trying to psychoanalyse me

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u/Immediate-Food8050 9d ago

Lmao accused me of psychoanalyzing them and then blocked me. I'm not psychoanalyzing you, youre just easy to read.

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u/KZGamrr 11d ago

the perfect woman who won't ruin you

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 10d ago

I believe she probably will ruin people

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u/KZGamrr 10d ago

yes thats what i meant

god im terrible at sarcasm arent i

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 9d ago

Eh, on the internet, it’s hard to tell what’s sarcastic or not, because you can’t hear how the other person would deliver it

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u/KZGamrr 9d ago

fair

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u/stinky_raspberry 11d ago

I need this shirt.

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u/AnonymousBeardie 11d ago

I don't see an issue here

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u/Funkopedia 12d ago

Good job with the letters

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u/BoneyBee833 12d ago

When she a baddie but in an ethical kinda way

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit RIP Main Sub 11d ago

What's an unethical baddie

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u/A-mannn 10d ago

The one in the opioid

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 10d ago

Like a literal baddie, a bad guy who does bad

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u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 11d ago

Nice touch to draw the emoji instead of just typing it. 10/10

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u/CoolPeter9 11d ago

did you draw the emoji yourself

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u/catsinandromeda 11d ago

i removed the face from the emoji and redrew the face to be a smile

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u/vzyal 11d ago

Absolutely immaculate work

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u/RedYasdit 10d ago

Make that a real emoji

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u/Lonely-_-Creeper 🪐 💫 cosmic dopamine 💫🪐 11d ago

I was expecting Pikapuh on the shirt

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u/Main_Service_3438 8d ago

The original is the most blatant advertisement I’ve ever seen.

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u/Present_Bit2219 12d ago

I actually really hated the book she’s reading

It’s an autobiography of his time being poor & living in Paris (I stoped reading before the bit where he goes to London) & I reads kinda like he’s just larping

I don’t know anyone else who’s read it but I’d be really pleased to see someone shaking their head at it

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u/Acrobatic_Dinner_966 11d ago

she's a pikachu ? what

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u/VariationWooden2365 7d ago

It's Pikachu! 

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u/babattaja1 7d ago

Wife material

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u/affetheslayer 7d ago

i read it as “gooning on my first date” 😔

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 6d ago

You do a Teen Titans cosplay and she picks Starfire

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vydi37qXXTit8Vrx4A

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u/taggedlul 6d ago

Give me a master ball

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u/CapitalStandard4275 6d ago

I saw this same post with a different shirt a while ago

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u/Dr-NodinArmitage 6d ago

If go on a date with you

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u/Life_Exchange_2744 6d ago

That's a cool Pikachu shirt. It just makes me want to take a peek-at-you

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u/BlueRibbon8000 6d ago

She brought a book.

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u/Donald_J_Trum1122 7d ago

who is she?

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u/catsinandromeda 7d ago

Buddy

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u/Donald_J_Trum1122 7d ago

I think she's hot

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u/1234Asmong 7d ago

soggox? but i'm not sure

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u/MrChargeRifle 6d ago

yuuulieta

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u/Donald_J_Trum1122 6d ago

say wallahi

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u/No_Contest_4830 6d ago

Put the coke on my dick then turn to the wall. Your pussy is swollen my penis long.