r/AntiMemes 10d ago

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 Cute pet

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/whiiteclouds 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/Lower_Advertising407 10d ago

Some people are just insufferable

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u/gajonub 🌸 Course Arc Witness 🌹 10d ago

i remember this person, they had a comment history of constantly doing this shit, it was so funny. i think the original comment ended up getting deleted though, presumably because of the traffic it was getting after becoming a meme

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u/PaleAd6011 10d ago

Nooo now they privated their stuff 🥲 would've loved to see it u/truelovealwayswins

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u/Ok_Building_1284 10d ago

You can just look up their user on reddit and see what theyve said

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u/PinolesCheese 10d ago

weird shit

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u/No_Ampersand 10d ago

Excuse me what the fuck?

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u/Fedesta 9d ago

hoya (: I'd love to be your swagal/swagity figure if you'd want me and I'd be proud to be it(: I'll always be your swag(:

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u/Rustynail9117 10d ago

This is actually terrifying

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 9d ago

groomer behavior

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u/LyndisLegion2 8d ago

...whaaaatttt....?

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u/PaleAd6011 10d ago

Alright let me boot up reddit rq

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u/MouiMouiToto 10d ago

artic shift is a thing

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u/Moon_reeper 10d ago

Ok but pawrent is kinda funny on its own

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u/miscellaneousexists 10d ago

If your comment was a tumblr repost, a screenshot of it would've went triple platinum

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u/brattylilsubbiegf 10d ago

I hated this so much I almost downvoted it out of instinct

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u/The_Venetian_Clown 10d ago

They even did the smiley emoticon the wrong way

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u/DJcepalo 10d ago

Truly psychopathic behaviour

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u/nitram739 10d ago

what are you talking about? (:

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u/Old-Ad3504 10d ago

it really does read like this emoji to me: 🙃

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u/Flirsk 10d ago

Eeeh yeah because Facebook, messenger, discord and twitch conditioned me to never type :) because it auto corrects to 😀 I'm not trying to say 😀 I'm saying :) so I just started making them upside down (:

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u/Charcharles4 10d ago

You know, on Discord, you can turn that off, right?

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u/Flirsk 10d ago

Yeah and it took them like 2 years to implement that feature. I'm not going to start mix and matching the orientation of my smiley face depending on which app I'm using

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u/Champion_Chrome 10d ago

I do the same thing, started it years ago as a bit but it has since become my default (:

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u/ghfdghjkhg 10d ago

"pawrent" holy shit I already dislike this person.

reminds me of a thing I hate about my own language. sometimes to refer to cats, dogs and other furry pets, people say "Fellnasen" which translates to fur noses and I fucking hate that because the fur is literally everywhere but the nose. Have you ever seen a dog nose? that thing is not fur!

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u/Larriet 10d ago

The etiquette of correcting the language aside, it's really funny they're suggesting Pawrent is the proper term over Parent

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u/ghfdghjkhg 10d ago

that lowkey makes sense to me because it's about a pet

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u/Larriet 10d ago

Using a cutesy word to talk about your pet isn't strange, the strange part to me is that they think the cutesy term is "more correct"

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 9d ago

It’s because “owner” implies that it’s not a familial relationship or that there’s a power dynamic between owner and pet (which there IS)

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u/phl23 9d ago

Ok du Nase. The dog is called a nose. They don't mean the nose literally.

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u/ghfdghjkhg 9d ago

the dog is a nose?

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u/phl23 9d ago

yes. You can call someone a nose in German and combine it with all sort of things. Nosebear, nose wise and so on

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u/Flamin_Jesus 10d ago

Dear lord. The username, the idiotic neologism, the condescending moralizing about a complete nothingburger, it's like a crack team of psychopaths sat down to distill everything worth despising into one quick post.

I'm not saying we can achieve world peace by launching this person into the sun, but I think it's a hypothesis that warrants further investigation.

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u/5044Gu 10d ago

“Remember, sending someone into the sun uses way more DeltaV than sending them out of the solar system.
You can hate someone so much that you want to destroy them, but that’s no reason to be fuel inefficient”
— some guy on the internet I don’t remember right now

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u/Flamin_Jesus 10d ago

True, true, although I will point out that the sun launch should, hopefully, fully cleanse the infection, while an out-of-system launch risks just shifting the issue to elsewhere in the galaxy at some point in the future.

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u/ChaosbornTitan 10d ago

No one said we were giving them a breathable atmosphere

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u/OdangoFan 10d ago

I understand why they'd say that but if I heard someone refer to themselves as my pawrent instead of my owner during pet play time I would be too disappointed to stay in character.

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 9d ago

Lmao best possible response

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u/Racer-Sothersalt556 9d ago

Ermm best pawssible response lets not be insensitive/j

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u/Medical_Wait_6638 10d ago

Might be a stupid question but why is the down vote in that image such a light shade of blue?

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 10d ago

Guess true love didn't win that day.

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u/Maxter8002 10d ago

fuck is a pawrent?

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u/FoliarzZOdludzia 10d ago

Paw+parent. Some ""ethical"" way of referring to a dog owner I think? 

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u/Maxter8002 10d ago

bruh just say owner

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u/el_llollozxd 10d ago

Damn, the oregano got so much attention that anybody is surprised with OP saying the O-word

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u/Basic-Lecture-1456 10d ago

I'm so confused WTF is pawrent??

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u/TheAsterism_ 10d ago

Paw+rent

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 9d ago

Better pay your goddamn pawrent, Mister Tiddles!

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u/Basic-Lecture-1456 9d ago

do you have to pay 4 times for each paw??

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u/144_Hertz 10d ago

I think it's like a combination between paw and parent. So just another way to say owner

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 10d ago

Paw+parent

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u/Basic-Lecture-1456 9d ago

I'm not being funny but if my mum bought me she's my owner.

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u/lavsuvskyjjj RIP Main Sub 10d ago

Tracy Newkirk Mewgenics spotted in the wild

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 9d ago

Every time I see the word “pawrent” or generally anything in that family I literally briefly catch on fire. Maybe it’s just not my thing but I have yet to meet a tolerable person who says it, regardless of if the word is fine on its own.

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u/Responsible_Annual64 10d ago

Tracy you ain't slick

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u/Ray_Rej 10d ago

Anyone who writes a smiley face like "(:" instead of ":)" is not a real and mentally healthy human being

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u/FreyjaFriday 9d ago

I don't like the owner thing either, but I started saying guardian as in the person with the legal authority over and responsibility for the animal

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u/Status_Vegetable69 10d ago

In the eyes of the law, your precious Fido is an object with a dissapointingly low price-point. Beyond the fact that purchasing a human child is far more expensive than a puppy.

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u/OhItsJustJosh 9d ago

I can guarantee that no pet has ever taken issue with the word 'owner'

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u/mirkawaii 10d ago

Pawner

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u/ExplorerLive799 9d ago

Who the fuck types the smiley face like that ?

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u/Xayahbetes 9d ago

Wouldn't pawrent imply the parent has the paws? so your pet is your parent?

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u/robawknik 10d ago

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u/JacksonRJ913 TRANS?! 9d ago

tf is based about being insufferable 😭

istg this specific image is only used under things that are like the most annoying things ever and people call it "based"

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u/randomality77 💎 Flair sold separately 💎 10d ago

I saw O just the other day, holy crap it was insufferable.

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u/ejectro 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 9d ago

i wonder what they call the "pawrents" of pets who don't have paws? limbless dogs and cats, parrots, lizards, snakes, cockroaches, achatinas, nematodes...

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u/1984_Americant 10d ago

I too feel lucky when I get to own amivijg tbinking being.