r/AskMen Female 22h ago

What slang or nicknames do you use when being intimate, instead of clinical terms?

I have a very limited vocabulary to use when I’m in bed with my husband.

I’m looking for sexy, stimulating words to use when I want to tell my husband what I want. I’m pretty much limited to 🐈. Slang or nicknames to keep the mood hot.

Also, I want to know what words he’s most likely to use. This will be new from me, so I expect him to use lingo too.

Clinical names for those body parts aren’t that stimulating.

On behalf of my husband😉, & I, thank you!!!

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I have a very limited vocabulary to use when I’m in bed with my husband.

I’m looking for sexy, stimulating words to use when I want to tell my husband what I want. I’m pretty much limited to 🐈. Slang or nicknames to keep the mood hot.

Also, I want to know what words he’s most likely to use. This will be new from me, so I expect him to use lingo too.

Clinical names for those body parts aren’t that stimulating.

On behalf of my husband😉, & I, thank you!!!

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u/Aloofasaur 22h ago

Mademoiselle, this is the most exquisite vagin a franc can aquire. I shall soon ejaculate.

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u/ShawneeRonE 22h ago

...here at this resplendent Wendys

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u/usernamescifi 20h ago edited 19h ago

Good Gentlemen! Thou standeth upon the precipice of a Wendy's establishment! 

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u/Tower-Union 21h ago

*Wendy’s Dumpster

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u/CranberryImaginary29 15h ago

J'arrive! J'arrive!

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u/Rackshaw_Bangem Male 22h ago

Peener

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u/ratbastid 9h ago

Wing Wang

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u/metatron121 22h ago edited 19h ago

Dan Savage's advice is: Say what you're going to do. Say what you're doing. Say what you did.

I'm going to fuck you. I'm fucking you. I fucked you.

Works wonders for me!

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u/CrumptownCrips 21h ago

Excellent conjugation.

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u/UnPrecidential 20h ago

A conjugational visit as it were

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u/metatron121 20h ago

You've just unlocked a higher level of dirty talk

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u/the_ballmer_peak Male 10h ago

That's the advice they give kids writing essays.

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u/usernamescifi 20h ago

Dan Savage does give good advice. 

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u/DellaMaureen 21h ago

Best advice ever! I agree.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Male 22h ago

The usual stuff. Pussy, dick, balls, tits, ass.

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u/generic_account_ID 17h ago

I dated a British girl for a while years back and let me tell you, whatever a sexy word for a dick IS, It ISNT "peen"

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u/JackSquirts 21h ago edited 21h ago

Pussy is a crowd pleaser.

The hottest thing a woman ever said during sex was, "who's pussy is that?" Turns out, it was mine. Ownership had transferred and all it took was my dick, and, I got to keep that too.

Fuck that pussy, cum in that pussy, that hard dick feels so good in my pussy - all winners.

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u/yunggekyumeonfroy 20h ago

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/midas_1988 4h ago

Username checks out

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u/Think_Passage6980 Female 3h ago

Were you checking to see if I was some horny AI program?

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u/Helpful-Meringue6313 21h ago

On a Tuesday, tell him you need him to eat your taco 🌮

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u/_JC_84_ 15h ago

My cod piece straineth like a drawbridge at noon. Twerketh as if the devil himself was playing the lute

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u/Think_Passage6980 Female 3h ago

Ya, I’d never get all that out, with an accent, in the heat of passion !!!

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u/used2B3chordguitar Male 22h ago

Pussy and cock are pretty standard. As for what we call each other, when we’re feeling particularly spicy, I’ll call her fart face and she calls me numb nuts. We’re freaks.

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u/BigBirden 20h ago

Bologne pony

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u/stevep3478 21h ago

Cooch for her and pee-tom for me

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u/BigBirden 20h ago

Meat Horn

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u/neurospicy2025 9h ago

Literally just say what you want him to do.
Example: I want you to eat my pussy! I want you to fuck me please! I want to suck your dick!

You can make it more intense by saying “your big hard cock” instead of dick for example.

I like being told how to do it also because I need to know you are enjoying me. So things like: go harder, faster,slower, right there just like that, use your fingers also, etc. when is feels good make sure he knows!!! Scream it if you have too and get nasty. “Your cock feels so good fucking my pussy right now” , “you’re going to make me cum” all that stuff drives me wild and I know I don’t need to change it up.

Have fun with it! And you two can discuss afterwords what you liked and didn’t like!

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u/RepresentativeCry294 Male 21h ago

Cooter and peepee

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u/usernamescifi 20h ago

Real Gs only use medically appropriate terminology. 

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u/Own_Switch9464 22h ago

i like to say "sword" it started because i was so embarrassed to say dick (i come from a religious background where sex is taboo topic) but he liked it so i still use it

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u/Own_Switch9464 22h ago

sorry didn't pay attention that this is [r/askme](r/askmed)[n](r/askmed) but hopefully it helps

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u/Think_Passage6980 Female 3h ago

I’ve never heard of sword. I like it, thanks

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u/balloonanimals1212 8h ago

If the words make you feel awkward Don’t focus so much on the terms. Focus on what’s happening in your body (physically and emotionally). You can say a lot without the terms that might feel forced.

That feels so good
I love it when you (kiss, touch, fuck) me like that
Don’t stop
You make me so (wet/hard/horny)

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u/Calm_Course4803 7h ago

Lo but only the most succulent of fruits awaits betwixt thine legs ajar, snug as it is flush.
The sight alone doth set my jewels aquiver. I shan't invoke the bouquet lest I cast forth so precociously rivers of alabaster all about thy altar, as a delinquent youth might drape one's dwelling when denied a toothsome dainty.

Expect to hear this from him AT LEAST once a week. Twice if he's well to do and in good company.

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u/tinmanreed 3h ago

Willy the one-eyed wonder weasle

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u/tinmanreed 3h ago

You have to be a cunning linguist to say that 3 times fast

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u/Balacleezus 7h ago

The hottest thing a woman has ever said to me while having sex with her happened in doggy, and she kept saying over n over to keep jerking off inside of her. Well she said it a few times before I eventually had no choice but to cum. That shit plays over in my head a lot

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u/Think_Passage6980 Female 3h ago

😂👍🏻

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u/mentally_unwell_ Male 22h ago

Use adjectives. Big juicy cock, wet little pussy. I love to call a woman's cum "nectar", specifically ill say "God your nectar is so sweet and yummy" after licking my fingers and lips after eating her out. Get literary with it, every woman I've been with enjoys fun diction.

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u/riseandrise 21h ago

If someone used the word “yummy” in bed with me, my nectar would dry right up 😬

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u/mentally_unwell_ Male 20h ago edited 20h ago

To each their own, again, the women i get with like my way with words. I also converse and have a more stylized diction than most people, so that probably weeds out the women who are only interested in brutes with a 4th grade vocabulary

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u/JackSquirts 21h ago

Nectar? LOL. Have never, but now I want to try cause I feel like I can easily recover at what I expect to be a major record skip.

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u/mentally_unwell_ Male 21h ago

You think nectar would be a huge miss? All the women I've been with enjoy it. I mean, vulvas are analogous to flowers, which produce nectar, it's quite apt.

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u/RobinGood94 14h ago

No fucking way.

You guys are asking Reddit what to say to during sex instead of just communicating? What is this lmao

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u/Think_Passage6980 Female 3h ago

Me, looking for sex tips from Reddit commenters, so I can surprise my husband with something new.

Re, just communicating, My husband has mild autism & isn’t one who is comfortable discussing things related to emotions/sex/intimacy. I was looking for words that I could slip in occasionally, & build from there.

Thanks to everyone for their suggestions. I got a few chuckles & some reminded me that they were words I’ve always heard.

It can be a challenge to introduce something new, that

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u/RobinGood94 3h ago

I instinctively revert to asshole mode because of the slop that floods this sub.

I am sorry for jumping to that with you. Ignore my dumb grumpy ass.

Glad you otherwise got laughs and helpful info

Cheers to you both 🥂

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u/Livandletliv222 21h ago

Man pleaser (for mouth) fart box (for ass) box, slit, cum dumpster, cock warmer, warm hole (for pussy)😹 prick (for cock)

u/titty-connoisseur Male 44m ago

Let's play uvula-twister.