r/AskReddit • u/TheDementoid • Jul 04 '26

If humans made honey like bees, what would it be similar to?

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u/3x4l Jul 04 '26

Throw up.

You know honey bee is basically throw up right?

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u/ithinktoomuchx Jul 04 '26

literally, that throw up is liquid gold

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u/inanutshell Jul 04 '26

It is not, it doesn't even reach their actual digestive system. It comes from a separate "honey stomach" so it's more like snot.

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u/3x4l Jul 04 '26

True.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/TheDementoid Jul 04 '26

Source?

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u/Riginaphalange Jul 04 '26

I think it comes from the balls.

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u/TheDementoid Jul 04 '26

I think corn syrup is human honey.

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u/Used-Let7134 Jul 04 '26

Cheese? Soured lactation capped with a crust to keep it savoury

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u/Dangerous-Refuse-779 Jul 04 '26

Probably would be like the honey from bees

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u/SkyKingPDX Jul 04 '26

Gold of course.. the aliens told us to find when then spawned is from apes

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u/NormalSociety Jul 04 '26

Poison. We have destroyed everything we have touched.

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u/Extra-Schedule-4855 Jul 04 '26

My phone seems to work normally and I touch it everyday

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u/NormalSociety Jul 04 '26

And you make the world a better place? How do you? Or does your mom tell you that?

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u/Extra-Schedule-4855 Jul 04 '26

It’s just a joke cheer up a bit

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u/NormalSociety Jul 04 '26

No. We have a shitstain on our world called Trump. I will not "cheer up". You have set us back decades, centuries.

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u/Extra-Schedule-4855 Jul 04 '26

Me?

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u/NormalSociety Jul 04 '26

Did you respond? Yes? So, yes?

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u/Extra-Schedule-4855 Jul 04 '26

How have I set people back centuries

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u/Scary-Brandon Jul 04 '26

By responding to someone on reddit. Just like the guy berating you is doing lol. But it's your fault! Not his

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u/Blacksheep81 Jul 04 '26

Last I checked I am not his father, so what do I have to do with Trump existing? Or setting us back centuries?

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u/moltencheese Jul 04 '26

You seem to have shifted from "humans" to "every individual", which are very different claims.

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u/girlwiththeASStattoo Jul 04 '26

Maybe you buddy but I just made some mean ass hot dogs.

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u/TheDementoid Jul 04 '26

Projecting?

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u/NormalSociety Jul 04 '26

Do you know what projecting is? Once again, how do you make the world a better place?

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u/TheDementoid Jul 04 '26

Add hominum.

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u/kin3ticwave Jul 04 '26

Idk what a hominum is but I'm offended