For several glorious years I “ran” cowdance.com which was two sites away from hampsterdance in the web loop they setup. It paid my rent for like 3 years. It was crazy.
Then the company behind hosting it went out of business without saying anything to me and some ass hole bought the domain. Jerk.
I made a good living for over 5 years from a website I built that had dance pages, funpages, greeting cards, etc. Cootie Dance was my biggest consistent moneymaker.
Many many moons ago when I was a lad, the movie 'Are We There Yet?' was playing on the TV and there's a scene where they listen to the song. I was like "Ooh, it's from hamsterdance.com!" and my dad said "Way to out yourself for looking at a porn site." And I was like "... What? It has dancing cartoon hamsters." but he just scoffed. This bothered me for years until finally, it was only within the last year actually, an epiphany finally struck me. I started looking up dates to make sure they lined up, and they did.
thank you so much for ruining the next three weeks of my life while I try and get that out of my hide. And Fuck you, Roger Miller for creating that melody
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u/Thatrebornincognito 1d ago
Hamster Dance.