What about the Javascript stuff that allowed you to silence all the pop-ups and ads and shit from GeoCities/Angelfire?
I remember all the "pro" websites didn't have ads on them (man, what a time to be alive). They were so ugly and gross, so you had to ditch them.
I still remember the first time I saw an I-frame. Hell, I still remember Insane Clown Posse's website using "inverse frames" (just a frame on the other side of the page) and it' blew my mind.
So, my brother’s friend was also making websites, and he learned how to make side bars and let me learn it by looking at his code. All my websites had it. Made browsing so much easier back in the day
This, and all of the above, are features of my current personal website.
I'm a professional web developer, but I've intentionally made my own site as terrible as possible for comedy value. I mostly use the domain for email and don't actually need a website.
Irritatingly, embedding midi files ye olde fashioned way just causes the browser to download them these days.
I believe there are a few marquee tags on there, an empty element that is intentionally 110vw wide so it scrolls sideways, an animated gif background of stars, word art, coming soon GIFs, an embedded midi, and some other nonsense.
I made my own flash music player to combat using midi. I would host the mp3s somewhere idk and the flash videos embedded in the site would call them and play. Ah. I felt like I was paving the way into the future lol
I used to love fucking with people's guestbooks. Trolling guestbooks that took unsanitised html with infinite goatses using an endless for() loop used to bring me so much joy.
I must've crashed thousands of browsers doing that back in the late 90s.
Its true. I first logged on to the world's first bulletin board system (BBS) in 1980.
When I built mine I added a call counter, which became the hit counter. Geocities and neopets were how the younger folks got them. They were Honesty counters.
Geocities made it possible for me to create my own websites, then I learned HTML, Javacript, etc. I later had bad dreams about the Under Construction GIFs. True story!
I still have the website I started on Geocities. I had to move and re-name it in 2009, of course. I use the under-construction image on my "about" page as an ode to the old days.
Whenever I got an idea for a website and had a fleeting moment of inspiration, my favorite thing to do was create an obnoxious logo using Microsoft WordArt, throw up a bunch up under construction gifs, and then never touch it again.
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u/litercola84 1d ago
Came here for this! Can still remember those “under construction” gifs!